YEAH, I’VE SUSPECTED THE SAME:  Ann Coulter Has Gone Do-Lally.

A STRANGELY PLAUSIBLE STRATEGY:  Democrats: Now That We’re Finished With the Mueller Probe, We Can Finally Tackle the Flat Earth Issue.

THE RESULT OF THIS IS ALWAYS A CURSE…  Truth and Hand Washing in the Mueller Report.

AND I CAN’T ACTUALLY LEAVE THE RIGHT GEEK BLOG TONIGHT WITHOUT ADDING THIS: Grumpy Thoughts, 7th Edition.

AND BECAUSE I SOMEHOW MISSED THIS ONE:  Misused Words.

(He’s not alone in this. Nowhere near alone.)

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS: No Collusion!

AND ONE MORE FROM THE BABYLON BEE, AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD: Did Nick Cage Steal The Declaration? FALSE—Plus 5 More Shocking Snopes Reveals.  (I for one am shocked, shocked, shocked, face and all. Very face, very shocked.  And I fully expect to find Snopes at my door snapping a shot to prove I don’t have a shocked face, btw.)

Also, Dear Left, take note: you didn’t lose your sense of humor. It’s being held hostage by your self-righteousness.  Until you reclaim it, you’ll remain miserable, joyless scolds.

SOMETIMES ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUXTAPOSE:

Reporting on the Mueller Report.

CNN: ‘God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion’.

JUST LIKE STAY-AT-HOME-MOMS ROUTINELY FIND THE SAME. LIKE SEX, IT’S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT EVERY GENERATION DISCOVERS ANEW: Stay-at-home dads are finding out parenting is hard.

TEACH WOMEN TO NOT TEST DRIVE THEIR DAUGHTERS’ BOYFRIENDS:  Mom allegedly had sex with both her daughters’ boyfriends.

GREAT – NOW I NEED TO LEARN SYRIAC?  Ancient Christian manuscripts digitized at Mount Sinai monastery.

BECAUSE IT IS:  AOC’s Green New Deal Movie Hailed As “Chilling, Dystopian Masterpiece”.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Gillibrand Teams Up With Former Soviet Propaganda Outfit.

SO SHE WANTS US TO ABOLISH OUR COUNTRY — A LAND WITHOUT BORDERS ISN’T A COUNTRY — BECAUSE SHE’S GOING TO HUNGER-STRIKE?  GO AHEAD TLAIB(AN) STARVE. WHY SHOULD WE HAVE ANY TENDER MERCY FOR AN ENEMY OF THE CONSTITUTION?  Rashida Tlaib Calls for Hunger Strikes to ‘Shut Down ICE’.

IT’S OKAY. THEY ALSO CAN’T HANDLE REALITY:  #NoCollusion: Media Can’t Handle The Truth.

EMPHASIS ON “FANTASY”:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Back From The Future’ Green New Deal Fantasy.

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD! WITH BONUS UNHINGED-EYES PICTURE OF GREY-GOOSE PELOSI (IT’S LIKE THE CRAZY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND THE ROOM!):  Leftists Demand That All Criticisms Of Trump Cease Until He Stops Getting Death Threats.

TO BE FAIR I ALSO CAN’T STAND TO SEE CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. HUMANS (ADULTS AT LEAST) HAVE SOME UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT’S GOING ON. ANIMALS JUST SUFFER.  OTOH I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THE LEFT IS ALWAYS MORE WORRIED ABOUT CRUELTY TO ANIMALS THAN CRUELTY TO PEOPLE. WOULD THEY LOVE THEMSELVES BETTER IF THEY WORE LITTLE BUNNY EARS OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE I’D CONTRIBUTE TO THAT FUNDRAISER.  BUNNY AND KITTEN EARS TO END THE SELF-HATRED AND LOATHSOME DUPLICITY OF THE LEFT. COME ON. WHO’S WITH ME (BESIDES IT WILL MAKE THEM LOOK FUNNY):  North Korea mean to animals! [sob!]

YEAH. I’D SAY AT SOME POINT THEY’VE OBFUSCATED ENOUGH:  Omar’s ‘some people did something’ echoes Obama.

FACTORIES OF INDOCTRINATED ILLITERATES:  Our Expensive, Manipulated Public High Schools.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Snopes: Fact-Checker of Jokes.

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY’RE FINANCED THROUGH COMMUNIST ORGANIZATIONS:  How illegal aliens arrive here as ready-made Democrats.

TO BE FAIR, SHE ONLY BELIEVES WHAT MY KIDS’ BOOKS SAID:  What Genocide? [Updated].

A) IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM BEING GAY. (OR HILLARY BEING A WOMAN) IT HAS TO DO WITH HIM BEING, AMONG OTHER THINGS, A PHONY ECONOMIC ILLITERATE (AND HILLARY BEING A SEWER OF CORRUPTION)  B) WHEN TELLING CHRISTIANS TO DO LIKE JESUS, IT WOULD BEHOOVE THE MSM TO REMEMBER THAT WEAVING ROPES INTO A SCOURGE AND CHASING THEM OUT OF THE SPACES THEY PROFANE IS A POSSIBILITY:  MSNBC Political Analyst: ‘If Jesus Is So Great, Why Aren’t You Nicer?’

THIS SURE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  DHS Panel Calls for Urgent Action to Address the Border Crisis.