HOW TERRIBLE! FOR THE HARD WORKING AMERICANS, THAT IS:  DNC Meeting Runs Late, Members Forced To Fake Respectful Dialogue With “Hard Working Americans” On Cleaning Staff.

A FRIEND OF MINE HAS OPENED AN ETSY SHOP:  TattersandRavelings.

WE’LL STRIP MINE THE OTHER PLANETS LATER: Earth Day – Yawn.

WORDS OF POWER:  We SEE You.

THAT’S TOO BAD. I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THEM:  Left Won’t Cede Pop Culture Without a (Nasty) Fight.

I’M HOPING WE’RE SANER THAN THIS, AS A COUNTRY.  THE DEMS… THOUGH… Michelle O for President?

WOMEN, #METOO MEANS #YOUTOO: ‘Game of Thrones’ star on fans groping him: ‘It’s not cool’.

IT KIND OF STINKS:  Human tongues have a sense of smell, scientists discover.

NOT WHEN PERPETRATED BY PEOPLEZ OF COLORZ, NO:  Swedes Don’t Care About Rape.

IF IT’S NOT WRITTEN FROM JAIL I’M NOT INTERESTED:  New Hillary Clinton Op-Ed On Trump Impeachment.

GROPING AND SMOOCHING:  Joe Biden Enters 2020 Presidential Race.

YEAH BUT WHO WILL PROCESS ALL THE DATA?  Why is there no off switch?

IMAO.US NEEDS TO BE MORE LIKE THE BABYLON BEE, AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD, WHO REPORTS THIS ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE DEVELOPMENT:  In Controversial Conclusion To ‘Avengers’ Saga, Captain Marvel Slays Thanos With Incredibly Irritating Gender Inequality Lecture.  Having moved in literary circles, which are Hollywood for ugly people, I can tell you that this is very, very likely.  (No disparagement of IMAO implied or intended. They’re up there with the Babylon Bee, normally. I just doubt they really found a liberal who made it through an entire day un-offended.)

I DON’T KNOW.  DID THEY CHECK SOURCES? THIS SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY:  Liberal Makes It Through Entire Day Without Being Offended.

THIS WILL END IN TEARS. AND BLOOD. AND TEARS:  The Great Othering.

LET’S SEND HER BACK TO SOMALIA. A GOFUND SHOULD GET HER A TICKET AND SOME START-UP MONEY FOR THE OTHER SIDE, AND I’D GLADLY DONATE.  IT WOULD BE ONE LESS ENEMY WITHIN, AND ENEMIES WITHOUT ARE FAR LESS TROUBLE:  Ilhan Omar Blames US Soldiers For Something People Did During ‘Black Hawk Down’.

WHEN YOU STEP OUT OF THE CHOIR:  Alan Dershowitz and the Mueller Report.

FROM THE “TOO STUPID TO LIVE” FILES:  Putting garlic in your vagina won’t cure your yeast infection.

SO WHAT? LET’S RETURN TO SEX-SEGREGATED SCHOOLS? I UNDERSTAND THAT THOSE ARE BETTER FOR TEEN BOYS CONCENTRATING ANYWAY.  I ACTUALLY DID BETTER IN A CLASS WITH A BOY WHO PERFORMED WELL AT MATH. I MADE HIM MY BOYFRIEND AND PROCEEDED TO COMPETE WITH HIM NECK AND NECK.  BAH. YOU CAN’T MAKE GIRLS PERFORM WELL IF THE DON’T WISH TO. AND WHAT’ THE POINT. ALL STUDENTS SHOULD BE PERFORMING WELL. THAT’S YOUR JOB, SCHOOLS. YOU HAD ONE JOB:  Girls do worse in math and science classes with ‘high-achieving’ boys: study.

HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK:  Palestinian Jesus? Please.

HAVING (LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT) READ ALL OF MY KIDS TEXTBOOKS, ALL I CAN SAY IS “THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED.”:  The ideologue who wrote the textbook calling Trump and his supporters “racists”.

If you don’t read your kids’ textbooks, and don’t have other books and evidence ready to refute this sort of thing — and please note this stuff goes on in both public and private schools — you’re falling down on your job. You might have your reasons, but you should also be aware you’re failing your kids.

LIKE @#$&^%* IT DOES: Swearing is GOOD for you as it helps to ‘reduce pain’.

SING IT TO THE TUNE OF ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST:  Another Institution Caves to Woke Bullies.

AND DUPLICITOUS. YOU FORGOT DUPLICITOUS:  NYT: Not crazy, just two years late.

DON’T BOYCOTT THEM FOR MAKING A STUPID JOKE. IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE STUPID: Mary’s Newtown: A pub has been slammed after making a joke about Jesus.