GOOD:  Jerome Corsi Challenges Robert Mueller.

HOW DO YOU SAY LEAD BALLOON IN FRENCH?   Macron’s Speech To Yellow Vest Protestors Channels Jimmy Carter’s Malaise Talk.

BUT I NEED MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ELEPHANT!  The Mule in Seat 1A, and His Turkey.

FOR THE TIMES, THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Making Your Luck.

WHY YES, I CAN GET WEIRD WHEN MY KID TAKES ME TO THE ZOO!  The Shoulder to Shoulder Option To Change the World.  (To quote my dad “centuries from now, when they unearth you intact, you’ll have me to thank for making you a martyr and a saint.”  Actually older son has come up with a plan to keep me energized in my late eighties: “I’ll just take mom to places like Whole Foods and museums, wind her up and watch her go.”)

WHEN YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS A CHRISTMAS SONG YOUR GRANDMOTHER FOUND AMUSING, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING TO SHOCK THE STRAIGHTS. MAYBE YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS SHOCKED AT EVERYTHING:  Baby, It’s Dumb Outside.

LOOK, WHEN IT COMES TO THE UNAFFORDABLE CARE ACT, I JOIN MY ASATRU FRIENDS AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE WAY OF THOR.  WE JUST NEED TO HIT IT WITH A HAMMER:  Trump Administration Undermines Obamacare.

THE ELITES HAVE BEEN CHARGING UP AN ENORMOUS DEBT (NOT JUST FISCAL) AND IT IS COMING DUE. THE PROBLEM IS ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO COVER THE BUTCHER’S BILL:  AMERICAN GOMORRAH™ — Merde Edition.

SPEAKING OF A TRAGIC LACK OF MIRRORS:  Comey Goes Full Trump Bashing In Interview.

SPEAKING OF MIRRORS, DOES SHE OWN ONE.  OR IS SHE TOO STUPID TO RECOGNIZE HER OWN REFLECTION?  Trump is a Despicable Character: Says Maxine Waters.

LOOKING INTO A FUNHOUSE MIRROR, AGAIN?  Bibles! Guns!! FOX!!! DNC Chair explains Republicans.

AND THAT’S BESIDES THE FACT THAT THE NEXT TIME IT WORKS, IT WILL BE THE FIRST ONE:  Reminder: You Can’t “Buy Back” Something You Never Owned.

DUH:  Why Illegal Immigration IS a Crime.

WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT OF MASS DEATH:  Ebola: OK, it’s crunch time.

AFTER ALL, COMMUNISM HAS ONLY KILLED 100 MILLION. LET’S FIND OUT:  What’s your comfort number, Lefties?

I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Muy caliente: Occasionally-Cortex goes full Stazi!

ET ÇA VA ENCORE!  France’s ‘yellow vests’ clash with police in Paris.

WELL, TIME DOES GO ON:  For first time, no USS Arizona survivors will be in attendance at ceremonies to mark attack on Pearl Harbor.

I DISAGREE ON THE IDEA THE LEFT IS ABOUT INNOVATION AND ALSO ON THE IDEA WE NEED A LEFT THAT IS MOSTLY COMMUNIST. THAT SAID, SHE’S RIGHT ON THE OTHER STUFF:  Ten Signs Your Movement Is Evil.

DO EEEEEET:  House Republicans Ask Trump to Declassify ‘Damning’ Obama DOJ Emails.

QUEERS WHERE? IS THIS LIKE SHEEP IN WOLFLAND?  Bookworm Beat 12/6/18 — the super quick edition.

THEY’RE MAKING MY HEAD HURT SO BAD THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THE IBUPROFEN:  Minnesota Professor Says The Virgin Mary Got #MeToo-ed.

SHE…. WHAT?  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Thinks Stopping Climate Change Will End Racism.

IT’S MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU THINK:  Don’t Just Sit There. Fight Back.

SO, BOG STANDARD COMMUNIST:  Occasionally-Cortex: watch her double down!