THAT’S A MIGHTY FUNNY WAY TO SPELL “CREEPY”:  Is Joe Biden too “kind” to be president?

YEAH. WE ALSO SEE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES: The Right Does See Structure: Responding to G. Watts.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO APPROVE TO UNDERSTAND:  Man shouting ‘Avengers: Endgame’ spoilers gets beating from furious fans.

THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART. THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY’RE TRYING TO SELL IT TO THE GUY IN A PASTIC-HORNS-HEADBAND HOLDING UP AN ADVERTISEMENT OUTSIDE THE STEAKHOUSE: We’d Let You Have It if You Didn’t Keep Trying to Sell It.  Even the damned shouldn’t be that stupid.

COULD BE WORSE. THEY COULD BE INORGANIC:  Wild, Safe, non-Organic Greens.

NOT ME. I WAS IGNORING HER:  We Were All Rooting For You, Taylor.

WHOEVER WISHED WE LIVED IN INTERESTING TIMES, SURE BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!  And then they came for the Christians and the white people.

OINK, THE ATTENTION HOGG SAID:  NRA Convention: David Hogg Waxes Philosophic-Again and Again.

NO. GIVEN THAT IT’S BECOME A FAD, IT UNDERMINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE SANE:  Transgender Admissions To All-Male, Historically Black College Undermine What It Means To Be A Black Man.

JAR-JAR-BRAIN HAS A CRAZY STAND ON EVERYTHING.  NO, SERIOUSLY. IF HE WEREN’T GAY HE’D BE OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S DREAM MATCH:  Colorado Governor Jared Polis’s Unhealthy Stance On Vaccinations.

It’s just part of his program to bring famine, death and plague to my State.  If he doesn’t manage war it will be through no fault of his own.  The horsemen. Collect All Four.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Dark Money Leftist Group Runs Facebook Ads Targeting Kavanaugh.

NAH, I THINK HE JUST REALIZED HE WAS ABOUT TO HOIST HIS OWN SIDE ON HIS PETARD:  Did Mueller jump or was he pushed?

DEPENDS WHERE HE’S PULLING IT OUT OF, NICHT WAHR?  Can Joe Biden Pull Out the Democratic Nomination?

AN ABIDEN JOY:  The Week in Pictures: Bidenfreude Edition.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Anti-Semitism at the New York Times.

JUDGING BY THAT DRAWING A CARTOON BRANCH OF THE TREE OF LIFE!  Dinosaur-era crab fossil reveals new branch in the tree of life.

ALL OF TWITTER IS WEIRD. SOME OF IT IS ALSO FUNNY:  This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 123.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN!  Democrat Objections To Citizenship Question Are A Ploy To Help Illegal Aliens Vote.

Also, for the record, this type of thing makes me yell “Heads on Pikes!” and scares the cats and startles the Mathematician.

MY FACE, LOOK HOW SHOCKED IT IS:  Former State Department Official Spied for China Since 2007 .

THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP DRINKING THEIR OWN INK:  Ignorant press ‘surprised’ by 3.2% blowout GDP number.

IT SHOULD BE WORSE:  Baltimore Mayor Pugh Has A Bad Day.

Or perhaps Ugh, Pugh!

AS FAR AS THEY’RE CONCERNED, THE PROBLEM IS THEY WERE CAUGHT!  The Obama Administration’s Problem With Spying And Trump.

!@#$% GLOBAL WARMING:
THEY PROMISED THIS:  Headline 2000: “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past”.

BUT REALITY FALLS SOMEWHAT… DEEP AND FLUFFY:  Upstate NY may get up to 3 inches of snow this weekend.

Just remember the left lies with every one of its pet causes, the false glamour of its doctored science, and the empty promises of its green nude heel.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE WAR ON DRUGS IS FOR THE BIRDS:  Parrot seized by cops for warning druggie owner about raid.

IF THE WAR ON DRUGS WERE A REAL WAR, JOE BIDEN WOULD BE A WAR CRIMINAL:  Joe Biden’s role in the war on drugs.