SHOCKED, SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Top congressional corruption miscreants exposed, and guess which party dominates.

OH PLEASE, THEY’VE DONE IT TO SHAKESPEARE BEFORE:  Broadway Sacrifices a Classic to Mock Trump.

THE MEDIA LIES. IT LIES ALL THE TIME. It lies for fun and profit. It lies because it hates America and Americans.

LEST WE FORGET:  On This Day: The Boston Tea Party.

I INSIST THEY GO FIRST:  NYT: would extinction be a bad thing?

I DISAGREE. GO FUND IT AND IT WILL BE READY IN MONTHS:  Now, here’s a creative idea for building the border wall.

DOES SHE EVER DO ANYTHING ELSE?  Elizabeth Warren panders.

NO. NEXT?  Were Social Media Companies Honest With Congress?

I WANT TO BUY AN ARMY OF T-REX FOR THE FRONT YARD. I’LL DRESS THEM FOR THE SEASONS…  Perfect Response to Judgy Neighbors: MOAR Dragons!

ALSO STUPID. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW HARASSMENT WHEN THEY SEE IT:  Dear Media; Your Glee Over The Multiple Trump Investigations Is Appalling.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Salmon Chanted Evening….

Re: DEMOCRATS HAVE ALWAYS OPPOSED GERRYMANDERING IN STATES WHERE THEY DON’T CONTROL THE PROCESS:  The Democrats’ power grab in New Jersey.

THESE PEOPLE WOULD ALSO THINK IT’S UNCLEAR WHY THE SUN RISES IN THE MORNING:  NYT: ‘Unclear’ What Motivated Gunman Who Yelled ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Attack.

THAT THE WEAK SURVIVE AT ALL IS A WONDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION:  “Tools for the Weak.”

WOMEN USED TO AT LEAST BE MORE DISCREET ABOUT THIS KIND OF ARRANT STUPIDITY:  Woman wants to use sperm donor to have kids because her husband isn’t ‘attractive enough’.

YEP:  Drone collisions: what did I tell you?

IN CHARITY AS IN ALL ELSE, FIRST DO NO HARM: Good Is Not Nice.

HOW ABOUT THE IRRESPONSIBLE PARENT IS RESPONSIBLE? OR IN THIS CASE IRRESPONSIBLE?  Child Dies After Daddy Drags Her Into US Illegally, Left Blames Border Patrol.

ACA DEATH IS A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE DESIRED:  ACA Death: For Real, or Premature?

OKAY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY NOW.  TEH GRAUNIAD IS AS GOOD AT NEWS REPORTING OR ANALYSIS OF ANYTHING (INCLUDING THEIR OWN MOODS) AS THE JOURNOLISTS WORKING THERE ARE AT SPELLING:  Fantasy World.

OKAY. BUT I WANT THEM TO CURE THEIR TOXIC STUPIDITY FIRST:  Got Toxic Whiteness? Feminists Have the Cure.

FOR THOSE WHO FIGHT IN THE CULTURAL TRENCHES:  BOOKS-Remodern America: How the Renewal of the Arts Will Change the Course of Western Civilization.

IT’S ONLY FAIR:  Let’s Prosecute Google For Illegal Campaign Contributions.

DUH. TANKING THE ECONOMY WORKED 06 TO 08, SO OF COURSE IT’S THEIR PLAN:  Is the Deep State trying to tank the China trade deal, stock market, and economy before 2020?

THEREBY EMBRACING A WORLD WITHOUT CIVILIZATION:  Justin Trudeau’s Canada Embraces a World Without Borders.