DEAR COLORADO, PLEASE STOP IMPORTING THESE POLICIES:  Open Letter to Gavin Newsom: Your Policies Are Tearing My Family Apart.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. BEHOLD HOW SHOCKED IT IS:  Scientists discover China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas.

FROM BLAKE SMITH, IT’S:  Lyddie Hartington: Galaxy Sleuth.

Facing poverty after a childhood among the wealthy and powerful, Lyddie Hartington decamps to Ceres, a newly colonized planet on the edges of the galaxy. Armed only with a change of clothes, a letter of introduction to the directors of the Andromeda Company, and a blaster, she is determined to make her fortune.

But Ceres is nothing like Orion-14, and before she knows it, Lyddie is witness to a murder- a murder that goes to the heart of the Andromeda Company and puts her life in danger. With the help of her new friend, an entirely too handsome captain of the Galaxy Watch, she must discover the murderer and solve the mystery of her family’s downfall.

If she can survive long enough to do it.

LOOK, STAMP CURRENCY ALL YOU WANT TO. JUST STOP PRETENDING YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS ARE SOME FORM OF BRAVE “RESISTANCE”, OKAY?  BECAUSE YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY:  No, President Trump Is NOT Delaying the Harry Tubman $20 Bill.

WATER WET, FIRE HOT, AND NOW THIS. ALAS SHOCKED FACE, HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU TAKE?  CAIR Slams Release of ‘Aladdin’ in Age of Trump.

AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS WHY WE CALL IT “DOPE”:  Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles.  And no one knows if he ever even visited Florida…

OR FASTER, IF HUMANLY POSSIBLE:  Build the Wall! NOW!!

ECONOMISTS HAVE A NAME FOR THIS SORT OF THING: “MORAL HAZARD”:  Here’s who lost out on Robert Smith’s student loan payoff.

AKA WHY THE LEFT IS PANICKING:  Russia hoax origins to be exposed as Trump authorizes AG Barr to declassify Russia probe documents.

LOOK, MY SHOCKED FACE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. I’M GIVING IT ALL SHE’S GOT CAPTAIN!  Obama Appointees in the Communist Orbit.

IF ONLY WE’LL STOP SHREDDING IT:  America’s Best Defense Against Socialism.

THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID:  We Don’t Have a Problem with White Supremacy. We Have a Problem with Leftist Supremacy.

LYSISTRATA HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER:  HARRIDANS ON SEX STRIKE!  Can the nation hope to survive?

AFTER CAULIFLOWER AND COW FARTS:  Tornadoes: AOC’s New Climate Change Boogeyman.

IN VINO… KNOWLEDGE?  What your wine preference reveals about your personality.

SO… WE STOLE IT?  Puzzle over origin of Earth’s water SOLVED – it came from ‘dead planet that smashed into us’ 4billion years ago, scientists claim.

NETS A LOT OF GRAFT:  The ‘affordable housing’ con game.

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND YOU GET MORE OF WHAT YOU PAY FOR???  Typhus and Sky-High Trash Plague Los Angeles.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Emails Show Colo. Official Asking Planned Parenthood to Help Craft Press Release.

AND IF THEY KEEP TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN, IT’S NOT GOING TO END WELL:  Leaving is the Hardest Thing.

ANOTHER DAY IN THE OPPRESSION MINES:  Cold office temperatures are hurting women’s productivity, study says.

THIS IS A GLOBAL FIGHT:  A Tale of Two Coups.

I SHARE IT:  Bafflement.

FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION WILL BE WORTH AS MUCH AS THE FREE EDUCATION WE ALREADY HAVE:  Free College Tuition: You Get What You Pay For.

SCHADENFREUDE!  Trump signs declassification memo.