Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

NOT ALL IS AS IT APPEARS:  Mattis Was Always on Borrowed Time.

From the article:

The idea that the resignation of General Mattis as secretary of defense is a startling development that comes out of the blue strikes us as wishful thinking on the part of critics of President Trump. The general may have been irked by Mr. Trump’s plan to pull our GIs out of Syria. The record suggests, though, Mr. Mattis’ tenure as defense secretary has long been on borrowed time.

For in respect of policy, General Mattis has always struck us as crosswise with the president. This was foreshadowed before the 2016 election, when the general, at the time the former commander of CentCom, was interviewed by Wolf Blitzer at an Aspen Security Forum in Colorado. That’s the appearance where the Jar Head blamed our troubles in the Middle East on Israel.

FROM SARAH HOYT WRITING AS SARAH D’ALMEIDA, DAY THREE OF THE HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA:  The Musketeer’s Seamstress at 99c.

Aramis emerges from the water closet to find his lover, a duchess, murdered on her bed. The room is locked, and Aramis is the only one who could have entered it. He’s sure he didn’t do it, but no one else believes him. Even Monsieur de Treville, Captain of Musketeers, doubts Aramis’s word. Aramis must leave Paris and go on the run, entrusting the solving of the murder, and the defense of his honor, his freedom and his very life to Athos, Porthos and D’Artagnan. Can “one for all” carry the day when every powerful person in France believes Aramis a murderer and when powerful interests would gladly frame Aramis for it?

WHAT CAN WE DO WITH A PROBLEM LIKE COMEY? WELL, I AM A TUDOR-ENGLAND KIND OF GIRL. I SAY HANG HIM, CUT HIM DOWN WHILE STILL LIVING AND BURN HIS ENTRAILS BEFORE HIS EYES.  BUT NEVER MIND ME. I THINK IF WE USED IT MORE IT WOULDN’T BE UNUSUAL. AND AS FOR CRUEL, WELL, IT AIN’T A VISIT TO THE PARK.  IT’S NOT MEAN TO BE:  Comey channels Alfred E. Neuman.  Fine… fine, spoilsports. But I’ll hold on to my little hope.  It keeps me from going Sarah-Smash.

THE GREATEST DANGER TO THE MEDIA IS THE MEDIA:  Print the Legend.

FROM MY FRIEND JEB KINNISON AND ON SALE FOR 99C THIS WEEK:  Nephilim.

Mt. Hermon, Utah, is the ideal small town—until forces of darkness from deep beneath the mountain lead its people astray.
Sara is the new kid in town — moved with her divorced mother from a wealthy Long Island suburb, her Jewish roots are no help when a relentless angel comes calling. Jared has lived there all his life, and his addiction to online games and porn has his grades tumbling and his Mormon family worried. Together, Jared and Sara fight the battle of their lives against spirits from the Underworld.

“Sophisticated YA (some mild sex, high school setting) Mormon Gothic (with introduction to Mormon history, doctrine, and mythology), paranormal (demons and angels) romance and adventure.”

 

EVEN IF I WEREN’T LOW CARB, I CAN’T IMAGINE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS: Gingerbread Cathedrals.

OH, YEAH, I HAVE THIS FREE TODAY, THE FIRST OF A HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA OF FREE AND DISCOUNTED ITEMS:  Death of a Musketeer.

When D’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos and Aramis discover the corpse of a beautiful woman who looks like the Queen of France, they vow to see that justice is done. They do not know that their investigation will widen from murder to intrigue to conspiracy, bring them the renewed enmity of Cardinal Richelieu and shake their faith in humanity. Through duels and doubts, they pursue the truth, even when their search brings them to the sphere of King Louis XIII himself and makes them confront secrets best forgotten.