Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

BECAUSE SCIENCE IS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.  YO, BODY CONFORMATION IS NOT THE SAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN, AND A YEAR OF HORMONE THERAPY DOES NOT REMAKE BONES:  NCAA: The Best Woman Athlete is a Man.

IF LIMITED EXPOSURE MEANS LESS HAIR SNIFFING AND FEWER LITTLE GIRLS FELT UP, I’M FOR IT:  Where’s Joe?.

EXCEPT AS SOON AS THE INVADERS TAKE IT, THEY’LL ESTABLISH CONTROLS TO ENTRY:  France belongs to everyone.

THIS JUST IN: OCCASIONAL CORTEX APPARENTLY HAS TWO HEADS:  Head and shoulders, knees and womb.

Which finally and for good disproves that canard about two heads thinking better than one.