Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
May 30, 2019
HEY, VICTORY GIRLS, YOUR EDITORIAL STANDARDS ARE SLIPPING. YOU SPELLED “MALICE” IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY: The Cunning Cowardice of Robert Mueller.
I LIKED ALFRED E. NEUMAN BETTER WHEN HE WAS JUST A MAGAZINE MASCOT: Buttigieg & Moulton Condemn Trump For Not Serving.
BECAUSE SCIENCE IS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. YO, BODY CONFORMATION IS NOT THE SAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN, AND A YEAR OF HORMONE THERAPY DOES NOT REMAKE BONES: NCAA: The Best Woman Athlete is a Man.
IF HE TOOK OUT HIS FLAMING RED GLASSES WITH THE HAMMER AND SICKLE EMBOSSING, HE’D SEE WE’RE ALL STILL THE SAME: WaPo Drama: Journalist Doesn’t Recognize America Anymore.
May 28, 2019
THE INESCAPABLE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES: Intention and Incentive.
IF LIMITED EXPOSURE MEANS LESS HAIR SNIFFING AND FEWER LITTLE GIRLS FELT UP, I’M FOR IT: Where’s Joe?.
THEM ASIANS AND THEIR…. SPINS THE WHEEL… WHITE PRIVILEGE: Asians as Beneficiaries of White Privilege.
WHEN CROCODILES CRY: Tears of the Times.
THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN: Progressives collude to prevent investigation of attempted coup.
WELL, WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM THE WAY THEY’RE TRAINED: NYC teachers allegedly told to treat black students as ‘victims’, ‘punish’ whites.
FOR ZOMBIES: Slurring Pelosi Is Now A “Fashion Icon”.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: D-Day History Not Well Known To Students.
AS IS THIS: The Lieutenant Wouldn’t Like It.
THIS IS STILL TRUE: Something to Live And Die For.
May 26, 2019
TRULY BASED ON A TRUE STORY: McAleer’s ‘FBI Lovebirds’ Will Shame Media, Hollywood (Again).
EXCEPT AS SOON AS THE INVADERS TAKE IT, THEY’LL ESTABLISH CONTROLS TO ENTRY: France belongs to everyone.
THEY’RE NOT WRONG: Crossfit quits Facebook, Instagram: “utopian socialists”.
THIS JUST IN: OCCASIONAL CORTEX APPARENTLY HAS TWO HEADS: Head and shoulders, knees and womb.
Which finally and for good disproves that canard about two heads thinking better than one.
OH, DEAR LORD: Racism: Is There Anything It Can’t Do?
APPARENTLY MANY REASONS, BUT AN OVERABUNDANCE OF VIBRANT BANLIEUES CAN’T HELP: Why Does France Keep Getting Attacked?
THE END OF AN ERA: Rolling Thunder Motorcycles Will Ride In D.C. For The Last Time.
WEIRD. I’M SURE THERE’S MORE DEATHS ATTRIBUTABLE TO HARVARD GRADUATES: Why becoming a Wienermobile driver is harder than getting into Harvard.
BUT I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED: Discovery of billion-year-old fungi changes our understanding of life on Earth.