THIS WOULD ONLY SHOCK THE LEFT:  The horror! U.S. troops want America to be great.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  POTUS didn’t give away details, but Newsweek sure did.

SO, YEARS AGO WHEN I GOT ILL, THERE WAS A SEQUEL TO THIS ALMOST READY TO COME OUT.  NOW THERE ARE TWO SEQUELS ALMOST READY TO COME OUT. AND YEAH, I’M FEELING WAY BETTER.  AND THIS IS ON SALE FOR A COUPLE MORE DAYS FOR 99C.  YEAH, THE COVER SUCKS (I’M ABOUT TO REPLACE IT) AND I NEED TO REDO THE BLURB, BUT SUCH AS IT IS:
FROM SARAH A. HOYT, ON SALE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS:  Witchfinder.

In Avalon, where the world runs on magic, the king of Britannia appoints a witchfinder to rescue unfortunates with magical power from lands where magic is a capital crime. Or he did. But after the royal princess was kidnapped from her cradle twenty years ago, all travel to other universes has been forbidden, and the position of witchfinder abolished. Seraphim Ainsling, Duke of Darkwater, son of the last witchfinder, breaks the edict. He can’t simply let people die for lack of rescue. His stubborn compassion will bring him trouble and disgrace, turmoil and danger — and maybe, just maybe, the greatest reward of all.

OH, PLEASE. HAVE THEY LISTENED TO ALEXANDRIA OCCASIONAL CORTEX? I GRANT YOU IT’S NOT INTELLIGENT ALIEN LIFE, BUT…  NASA Administrator: ‘There’s a Chance’ of Alien Life Out There, But It Hasn’t Visited Earth.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED: How The Left Manipulates Facts To Advance The Narrative.

IN THE EMAIL FROM BLAKE SMITH, FOR THAT NEW KINDLE OF THE ROMANCE READER IN YOUR FAMILY:  The Secret of Seavale.

A cottage by the sea, nestled in a respectable neighborhood. It should be a safe haven…

Elizabeth Markham has run away from school and seeks the house of her godmother, six miles outside of Portsmouth. Seavale Cottage is a place of peace, and Elizabeth will be safe under Mrs. Brownhurst’s care.

But she arrives at Seavale only to discover that Mrs. Brownhurst has gone away, leaving Elizabeth to fend for herself. She finds assistance in her servants and in her very obliging neighbor, Captain Randall, and all is well until Seavale is beset by strange nighttime happenings. Elizabeth is about to discover that her place of refuge holds more danger than she ever dreamed, and she must gather all of her courage and resources if she and her friends are to survive the secret of Seavale.

NO, THERE IS NO GETTING ALONG WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR STUFF.  NEXT?  Pope’s ‘can’t we all just get along’ Christmas message falls flat on Venezuela.

SURE, BUT THE SCHOOLS HAVE CONVINCED TWO GENERATIONS OF AMERICANS THAT PARADISE IS SOCIALIST:  Three Million Venezuelans Flee Socialism.

WELL, DUH!  Are the Investigations the Cover-Up?

OH COME ON! THIS IS THE PARTY OF MAXINE WATERS AND OCCASIONAL CORTEX. ANY PRETENSE TO EVEN NORMAL IQ IS JUST THAT, A PRETENSE.  A THIN ONE:  Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Knights of Columbus?

OF COURSE IT IS, BECAUSE ANYTHING MANAGED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TURNS INTO BRAIN SURGERY PERFORMED WITH A WOODEN SPOON BY THE KITCHEN DUMPSTER:  The worst of both worlds: the war on opioid abuse becomes the war on pain patients.

Or, you know, you could choose to let people make their own decisions like adults.  Nah. That’s just crazy talk!

SECOND AMMENDMENT FOR THE WIN:  That’s telling him!

SHE’S AS EDUCATED ON THE GOSPEL AS ON ECONOMICS. MARY AND JOSEPH WERE NOT TRYING TO EMIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. THEY WERE OBEYING THE BUREAUCRATIC EDICT OF A TOO POWERFUL AND DISTANT GOVERNMENT. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ONE OCCASIONAL CORTEX WOULD LIKE TO CREATE:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Uses Nativity Story To Slam Trump On Immigration.

BUT MOST OF ALL THEY SURPRISED THE PRESS:  President And Melania Trump Surprise Troops In Iraq For Christmas.

FROM DAN HOYT AND FREE TO THE END OF THE DAY:  Ninth Euclid’s Prince.

Welcome to New Rome!
The far-flung heirs of the Eternal Empire of Eighty-Three Worlds have been called home to its seat of power, New Rome, by the Emperor himself. In these mean streets, no wife is above suspicion, and no man above assassination. With the Emperor poisoned and Prince Oswald in jail, Ninth Euclid, a mathematically gifted secretary from a rural backwater, must solve the knottiest problem of all: How will he keep his liege lord safe from daggers in the back and politically scheming trollops in the night?

WHEN THE FAMILY IS DRIVING YOU INSANE, ESCAPE TO A SET OF COZY MYSTERIES WHERE EVERYONE IS INSANE.  FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS ONLY 99c EACH:

Dipped, Stripped and Dead (Daring Finds Book 1 )

SARAH HOYT’S SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE HOLIDAY SALE:  Dragon Blood: A Collection of Short Stories.  ON SALE FOR 99C FOR A COUPLE MORE DAYS.

From the trenches of WWI where the Red Baron just can’t help turning into a dragon, to the desert sands of a future world where humans have become something else, from a coffee shop between worlds where magicians gather, to a place where your worst nightmare can love you, let Dragon Blood take you on a series of fantastic adventures.

With an introduction by Pam Uphoff

This collection contains the stories: Rising Above, From Out The Fire, Yellow Tide Foam,
Hot, The Blood Like Wine,The Least Of These Little Ones,
Scraps Of Fog,Something Worse Hereafter,The Littlest Nightmare,Dragon Blood

IF I WEREN’T, BECOMING AMERICAN WOULD BE AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY:  Nationalist and Proud.

TO BE FAIR, MOSTLY THEY’RE AT WAR WITH REALITY:  Democrats at War with Century-Old Firearm Technology.

INCOMPETENCE OR MALICE ON THE CITY ADMINISTRATORS’ PART?  The exodus of New York City’s endangered middle class.

LOOK, JUST GIVE THEM FOLDING MONEY:  The dark side of the gift card industry.

THE… WHAT????  Academic Absurdity of the Week: Writing is Racist.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT, THE SUPER STUPENDOUS HOLIDAY SALE MARCHES ON: Trade Winds on sale for 99c till tomorrow.

This is a collection of my most recent short stories, even though the title one was written close to 20 years ago, during a brief period of obsession with Phoenicia. (Look, you have your vices and time wasters. I have mine.) -SAH

A collection of science fiction short stories by Sarah A. Hoyt.
Are there truly aliens among us? What do they really want? And what if our creations could come back in lethal form? Could we resist them? If there were a time police, would we know it? And really, why do people expect enlightenment from the stars? What if aliens needed us for their moral compass? You think our illegal immigration is bad? Wait till its coming from the stars? And what happens when the coin falls on edge? Can you reproduce it? Those not particularly moral aliens might set fiendish traps. And you can never go back again. Also, why would you want to? The future will invent completely new ways of making people miserable. Also how well would a generation ship get us to the stars without humans getting in their own way? If you read the world of Darkship Thieves, there’s a story ten years after the revolution in Olympus. It bridges the gap to the second wave of novels of the Earth Revolution which will be written, eventually. And what if the Carthaginians had sowed salt on the ruins of Rome? How long is memory?

BRINGING LIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS IS CIVILIZATION:  The Longest Night, the Shortest Day.

NEVER SURRENDER. NEVER EVER EVER EVER SURRENDER:  The Long March of Socialism – Do Not Keep Faith.