OH DEAR:  Orifices, objects and insertions, oh my!

NO ONE WHO WANTS US TO BE WHOLESALE REPLACED AND WHO VISIBLY SEETHES AT THE SIGHT OF OUR FLAG CAN CLAIM NOT TO BE OUR ENEMY: Enemies of the (American) People.

TYPICAL LIBERAL PROGRAM: RAISE FUNDS IN THE NAME OF THE OPPRESSED BUT SPEND IT ALL ON THEMSELVES:  Legislators spent big on lavish fundraisers — but gave no grants to students.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I DON’T THINK THAT’S POSSIBLE. I THINK THEY MATCH AT “WITH THE INTENSITY OF A MILLION SUNS”:   The left now hates Israel far more than the Arabs do.

WHY CAN’T THEY WRITE THEIR OWN AWESOME CHARACTERS?  It’s James. Not Jamie Bond.

CAN THEY BOTH LOSE?  Cat Fight! McCaskill and Ocasio-Cortez Scrap.

ALL THESE IDIOT MARCHES SHOULD BE CANCELLED FOR BEING TOO STUPID. IN A COUNTRY THAT’S FOR ALL PATRIARCHAL PURPOSES A MATRIARCHY, THESE DUMB BUNNIES ARE MARCHING FOR… EXTRA SPECIALNESS?  California Women’s March Cancelled Because It Was Too White.

I WOULD LOVE FOR 2019 TO BE THE “EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GROW UP” YEAR, BUT … I DOUBT IT:  Here’s an Idea for 2019: Stop Whining, Offendapotamus.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT: A SALE ON MY FIRST THREE EVER PUBLISHED BOOKS:

Ill Met by Moonlight is free to the end of the year

All Night Awake and Any Man so Daring are 99c a piece each, so you can own the entire trilogy for $1.98).  Warning, these are “literary fantasy” and rather different than most (except for some short stories) of the rest of my work.  Not illegitimate representations of it, as such, but things I only feel like doing once a decade or so.  I had originally planned two more books in this series.  They might even happen… one day.
If you like Shakespeare, however, you might enjoy it even as is.

The first was a Mythopoeic Award Finalist, a fairly rare honor for a first book.

SURE. BUT HOW HARD IS THAT:  Comic: Trump Fans More Tolerant Than College Kids.

WHAT? YOU’VE NOTICED NOW? Law and Order: Special Victims Unit’s Un-kosher Exploitation of Politically-charged Headlines.

CONSIDERING THAT IN THE METAPHORIC CENTER OF THE WESTERN WORLD THIS WAR STILL THROBS LIKE A MIGRAINE HEADACHE, AND THAT THE TRAILERS I’VE SEEN LOOKED MESMERIZING, YEAH, IT GET WHY TOO:  They Shall Not Grow Old a box office blowout – for good reason.

THAT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT. IT’S BEEN IN THE S TRAP FOR A WHILE:  With David Hogg admission, Harvard circles the drain.

IT’S THE FACT IQ SCORES REALLY MEASURE  SCHOLARLY COMPETENCE, AND OUR SCHOOLS ARE DETERMINED TRAINING KIDS NOT TO THINK.  NO, I’M NOT JOKING. I HAD TO FIGHT THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY TO PRESERVE SONS’ ABILITY TO THINK. WE’RE GOING TO NEED MASS CULT DEPROGRAMMING TO SAVE WESTERN CIVILIZATION:  Western IQ scores are falling. Is it computers or something else?

HANGED, CUT DOWN WHILE STILL– WHAT? IT WOULDN’T BE UNUSUAL IF WE DID IT MORE OFTEN:  Beachy Shutdown for Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FAIR? FOR HIM TO BE HANGED CUT DOWN WHILE STILL LIVING, AND HIS ENTRAILS BURNED BEFORE HIS EYES WHILE LISTENING TO SOB-POETRY BY PROMINENT SF WRITER’S WIFE ON HOW UNJUST ALL THIS IS, THEN DRAWN AND QUARTERED POUR ENCOURAGER LES AUTRES.  WHAT? OKAY, SO THE POETRY MIGHT BE CRUEL:  Boston Marathon Bomber Appeals, Says Trial In Boston Was Unfair.

AND IT’S COME TO THIS:  France faces lawsuit for rescinding harsh carbon tax.

WELL, I THINK SHE SHOULD LEARN GERMAN:  Possibly the Weirdest Easter Egg Scripture Linkages. Ever.  (She posts this kind of fascinating trivia on my blog comments and I find it interesting.)

GOOD:  Gun Owners Of America Formally File Lawsuit Against Bump Stock Ban

FASCINATING:  Treasure Trove of Dinosaur Footprints Found.

NO. IT’S ABOUT MAKING KIDS SAFER: Arming Teachers Isn’t About Making You ‘Feel’ Safer.

DUH:  With identical tweets, Schumer and Pelosi reveal themselves as mouthpieces for the same propaganda puppet master.

SOMEHOW, I ALSO FEEL THERE IS A PLAN:  Why I’m not too alarmed at the Syria pullout.

THEY’RE STILL TAKING TAXES OUT OF PAYCHECKS. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS STILL WORKING:  Shutdown? What Shutdown?

THIS WOULD ONLY SHOCK THE LEFT:  The horror! U.S. troops want America to be great.