I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Lawsuit Claims SPLC Abetted Theft, Spread Lies to Destroy Lawyer for ‘Thought Crime’.

AND SOON:  Ours to reason why.

LIBERAL WOMAN PRIVILEGE:  Ellen Barkin Wants Louis C.K. Raped, Shot.

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH:  CNN Notices Climate Change Policies Hurt Poor People.

THE CON IS UP:  2018 Saw A Global Revolt Against Climate Change Policies.

DUH:  DREAMers tell of going ballot-harvesting in California to flip the House blue.

SIGH. SOME DAYS.  US Strategic Command Deletes Tweet. For What?

OH, MITT, PLEASE!  Mitt Romney Swings For The Fences To Make Himself Relevant.  Look, talk to Lindsey Graham, okay? There is life beyond being the dems byotch.

ANYONE EXPECTED THEM TO?  Democrats Won’t Budge On Border Security Funds.

OH, THEY DON’T NEED TO BE HOT. LIBERAL GIRL PRIVILEGE WORKS TOO:  Hot Girl Privilege.

OF COURSE:  Google pulls a fast one for political correctness in sponsored New York Times post.

GOOD LORD. REALLY?  The Beatification of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

HOPING THE GREASY — AND GRUBBY — EMINENCES STAY IN CHECK IN 2019:  The Long Slow Wake-up Call of the Soul.

OKAY, FIRST ITS “CULTURAL POWER” DERIVED FROM MASS MEDIA. SECOND, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ORIGINAL STORYTELLING EXCEPT THE GATEKEEPERS’ LACK OF IMAGINATION AND PERPETUAL SEARCH FOR “GUARANTEED HITS.”  PLENTY OF ORIGINALITY IN INDIE WRITING, AND I BET THAT WHEN INDIE FILMS BECOME MORE AFFORDABLE AND EASIER TO MAKE (AND THEY WILL) THEY TOO WILL BE ORIGINAL:  Original Storytelling Is Losing Its Cultural Power, And That’s Bad For America.

AND WITH MORE THAN POINTING AND LAUGHING, WHICH MUST BE COUNTED TO THEIR CREDIT:  The Knights of Columbus responds to Sens. Hirono and Harris.

IS THIS A HARBINGER OF THE QUALITY OF THE CANDIDATES?  Elizabeth Warren is in.

2019 TASTES LIKE VEUVE CLICQUOT!  TO THE BEST YEAR YET FOR ALL OF US!

YEP, YEP, YEP:  Tone Deaf Leftist Derp Monkey Flings Poo at Trump, Fails.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOUNTAIN STATES!

OF COURSE HE DOES:  Jerry Brown Disses Rural Californians Over The Gas Tax Hike.

TO BE FAIR TO THE ANCIENTS, SALT USED TO BE PRETTY VALUABLE:  Good parents used to cover their babies in salt and put them in cages.

I THOUGHT WE’D FOUND CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF A BLACK PLAGUE DIE OFF AROUND THAT TIME? OF COURSE IT DOESN’T EXPLAIN WHY MORE MEN THAN WOMEN OF THE LOSING CULTURE DIED.  I MEAN, I CAN THINK OF EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS UP TO AND INCLUDING PURDAH AND RITUAL BATHING FOR WOMEN, BUT IT’S NOT… OBVIOUS:  Artifacts, Culture, and Adoption.

OH DEAR:  Orifices, objects and insertions, oh my!

NO ONE WHO WANTS US TO BE WHOLESALE REPLACED AND WHO VISIBLY SEETHES AT THE SIGHT OF OUR FLAG CAN CLAIM NOT TO BE OUR ENEMY: Enemies of the (American) People.

TYPICAL LIBERAL PROGRAM: RAISE FUNDS IN THE NAME OF THE OPPRESSED BUT SPEND IT ALL ON THEMSELVES:  Legislators spent big on lavish fundraisers — but gave no grants to students.