THERE ARE THINGS NO TEENAGE BOY WANTS TO SEE: Mom reveals how cheap granny panties ‘saved’ her life.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
June 10, 2019
GOOD. MAKE IT HURT: Oberlin’s insurer is unlikely to cover the Gibson lawsuit award.
WHATEVER. IF HE CAN GET MEXICO TO FOLLOW THROUGH HE’LL HAVE ACHIEVED MORE THAN THE GOVERNMENT OF ANY LATIN COUNTRY HAS EVER ACHIEVED, IN THE HISTORY OF EVER: Trump Announces Mexico Immigration Deal.
MAXINE WATERS L(IVE) A(CTION) R(OLE) P(LAYS) SENTIENCE (UNCONVINCINGLY): Maxine Waters Takes To Twitter To Tear Down Trump.
THE HOUSE L(IVE) A(CTION) R(OLE)P(PLAYS) IMPEACHMENT: John Dean; Witness For The Prosecution.
ONCE MORE THE MEDIA L(IVE) A(CTION) R(OLE)P(PLAYS) RESISTANCE: Embassies Display Pride Flags, Media Get it Wrong.
YEAH. AND EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO A MAGICAL PONY THAT CAN FLY TO THE MOON, TOO! Gillibrand: Rights Versus Wishes.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SEE HOW SHOCKED IT IS? Ilhan Omar Fined, Tax Fraud May Be Next.
IT ISN’T AS IF HE HASN’T MADE CLEAR THAT MERIT IS NOT HIS MOST IMPORTANT CRITERION: Richard Carranza accused of waiving protocol to hire pals in high-ranking jobs.
THE DANGER IS TOTALITARIANISM, NOT SOCIALISM … BUT SOCIALISM IS TO TOTALITARIANISM AS BROTH IS TO SOUP OR PERHAPS HOW MAGGOTS ARE TO FLIES: How disease, war and a remote Scottish island inspired George Orwell’s ‘1984’.
PET WHAT? YOU DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH TO THEM! A quarter of pet parents lie to bosses about this. And, yes, I’ve talked to the cats by saying “mommy will do x” but you know what? I’d not use that in public. I mean, they know they were adopted. Okay, all but Havelock-cat. He’s … developmentally slow. I’m sure he expects to grow up to be human.
June 7, 2019
AH! THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Theaters Silent on ‘FBI Lovebirds’ Threat, Cancellation.
LAWS ARE NOT MAGICAL. THEY ALWAYS HAVE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES. SOMETIMES FUNNY ONES: To Evade Pre-Prohibition Drinking Laws, New Yorkers Created the World’s Worst Sandwich.
THE LEFT IS VERY EASY TO UNDERSTAND. FIRST, ASSUME A PARALLEL REALITY: Just Deserts.
AND IT’S COME TO THIS: Critic Slams ‘Secret Life 2’ for Praising Marriage, Masculinity.
BACK AND FORTH GROPING JOE GOES, WHERE HE STOPS NOBODY KNOWS: Dems Shred Biden on His Hyde Comment.
THAT’S OKAY. SOME OF US WANT PELOSI IN A MADHOUSE. THOUGH PERHAPS A BARREL OF MALMSEY WINE WOULD BE JUST AS GOOD, AND YOU KNOW, SHE’D ENJOY IT MORE: Speaker Pelosi Wants President Trump In Prison.
FOR THE SAME REASON ALL CRIMINALS DO. THEY DON’T WANT TO GO TO JAIL: Why Are Democrats Obstructing Justice?
OKAY, GUYS, I’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK WITH NOVELS. WHEN DID IMAO.US BECOME A STRAIGHT UP, NOT SATIRICAL NEWS SITE? National Organization for Women Votes to ‘Believe All Women,’ Reserves Right to Vote on Who Counts as a Woman.
WHEREAS THOSE KIDS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GROW UP DURING THE DEPRESSION WERE HARDLY AFFECTED AT ALL: America’s ‘toxic’ societal problems are crippling millennials.
Perhaps we should stop their teachers filling their heads with self-hatred and hatred of their country?
I’M GOING OUT ON A LIMB AND SUSPECTING MOMS TEND TO SLEEP ON THE SIDE WHERE THEY CAN BETTER HEAR THE KIDS’ ROOMS: What your side of the bed says about your political leanings. Um… have they considered a couple might have the SAME political leanings? Yes, we ARE one of those couples, why?
IT SSEEMS THAT REDUCING TOXIC MASCULINITY HAS SOME UNFORESEEN SIDE EFFECTS. WHO KNEW? Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers.
OF COURSE A BA IN WOMEN’S STUDIES SHOULD COMMAND AS MUCH PAY AS A BS IN CHEMISTRY! THEY’RE BOTH BACHELOR’S DEGREES, RIGHT? Gender pay gap is wider among those with a bachelor’s degree.
Hey, didn’t super-woke Google do a study for comparable skills and figure out what all of us who’ve been in the work force the last 20 years already know: that they pay more for women for comparable skills? Then why are we still listening to this clap-trap? Oh, yeah. Because the Big Lie never dies.
IT SHOULD BE REMEMBERED: 6 June 1944.