I’M AFRAID TO TELL CHARLIE THIS IS NOT THE STUPIDEST ARGUMENT AGAINST THE WALL. I HEARD THE STUPIDEST HOURS AGO. IF WE BUILD A WALL… WAIT FOR IT…. MEXICANS WILL COME IN VIA CANADA!  I… LIBERALS MAKE MY HEAD HURT.  The Stupidest Argument of the Week.

I WROTE A POST ABOUT WRITING:  Chiaroscuro.

IT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST TO YOU IF YOU WRITE.  BUT BECAUSE OF THE ILLUSTRATION I CHOSE, AND MY FANS’ GOOD OFFICES,  I FELL DOWN A RABBIT HOLE THAT LED TO: The Truth Behind the “Judith Beheading Holofernes” Pasta Sauce Label.

Since Judith is one of my favorite Biblical figures (yes, indeed. Is that your shocked face?) I found the whole thing fascinating. I think what her face on the label is saying is “you mean there’s no meat in this?”

MEMERIFIC!  Bookworm Beat 1/9/19 — the Schumer and Pelosi meme illustrated edition.

YEP, PRETTY MUCH:  The Border Wall: thoughts about Trump’s address and the Democrat rebuttals.

ALIENS TOOK IT. FOR CLONING:  The Case of the Viking Bodysnatching.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  With illegals flipping elections now, Democrats’ opposition to a wall is all about their grip on power.

THE WORLD CONTAINS MORE SOCIALISTS OF THEIR STRIPE THAN DOES THE AREA THAT WOULD BE DEFENDED BY THE WALL:  Democrats Can Fund the World, but Not the Wall.

THE TOCSIN IS SOUNDING. ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP?  Two Completely Unrelated Stories.

WELL, DID IT COME WITH A RECEIPT?  I KNOW, WALMART CAN TAKE PRACTICALLY ANYTHING BACK EVEN WITHOUT A RECEIPT, EVEN IF THEY DON’T SELL IT. I SAY WE TAKE HER BACK TO WALMART!  THE REFUND SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET A PACK OF CHEWING GUM. Ocasio-Cortez, the gift that keeps on giving.

WHERE CAN I DONATE TO THE PEOPLE PROMOTING CALEXIT AGAIN?  Gavin Newsom To Provide All Illegals Sanctuary And Healthcare No Questions Asked.

IF YOU AREN’T ON FACEBOOK YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE THE VIDEO. IT MIGHT ALSO — CURIOUSLY — BE BLOCKED ABROAD, OR AT LEAST MY FRIENDS ABROAD WERE COMPLAINING. BUT THE DESCRIPTION SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT IS NOT BEING REPORTED:  “the revolution is not being televised” Nye Bevan News shares apparently buried clips of Yellow Vest.

THIS IS FASCINATING:  See where the area you were born, grew up in, or live in used to be as continents drifted.  And yes, I spent WAY too much time on this.

THEY’VE BEEN ON A TEAR:  Did Twitter Just Lock Rob Schneider’s Account?

CONTRADICTIONS ARE THE LEFT’S STOCK IN TRADE. WHY SHOULD THIS BE ANY DIFFERENT?  I could have been somebody.

ONLY TWENTY? TOUGH:  The 20 Most Annoying Liberals of 2018.

SPINNING ‘ROUND ‘ROUND ‘ROUND:  LibMedia Spins Another Golden Globes Ratings Dip.

MASSED LEFTY PANIC:  Oh Noes! Supreme court, Aieeeee!

SURE, BUT REALIZING THAT REQUIRES UNDERSTANDING ECONOMICS AT A LEVEL THAT “A STAR FOR BEING A FEMALE MINORITY” OCCASIONAL CORTEX WAS NEVER EXPECTED OR TAUGHT TO:  Raising the tax rate versus raising the effective tax rate.  The biggest injustice in this country right now, the greatest waste of potential is created by the “social justice A”.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Does 60 Minutes.

OF COURSE THEY DO:  Andrew Cuomo And Hillary Clinton Push NY Bill That Will Legalize ALL Abortion.

WELL THEY DO LOVE THEM OCCASIONAL CORTEX!  Ahh – the New Year!  Can’t wait for the episode in the chocolate factory.

AND THIS IS WHY CHINA RATTLES ITS SABERS:  A Forest of Bare Branches.

OKAY, THE QUESTION IS HOW MANY OF THEM ARE REALLY THERE AFTER ALL THE FRAUD AND THE DIRTY DEALING IS REMOVED?  Democrats Engaged in More False-Flag Election Interference In Jones-Moore Race Than First Reported.

RIGHT. BECAUSE SO LEFT:  Golden Globes Hosts Vow No Trump Jokes (Right…)

THE CHOICE IS NEVER BETWEEN DEATH OR CAKE WITH ICE-CREAM, ALAS:  The Way You Change Things…