SOME BRANCHES OF INDIE ARE A LITTLE CRAZIER THAN OTHERS: More on plagiarism.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
February 27, 2019
THESE VANDALS DON’T CARE. THEY HOPE TO ERASE THE PAST, BECAUSE THE GREATS OF THE PAST MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE MIDGETS THEY ARE. THEY WANT TO CREATE A DESERT SO THEY CAN PRETEND TO STAND TALL. PFUI. TRYING TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS BY DESTROYING ONLY MEANS YOU CAN’T CREATE: Historical Illiteracy Exhibit [large number].
WELL, GOOD NEWS: Well, That’s settled…
A MILLION TIMES THIS, AND ANOTHER SIGN OF PROVINCIALISM AND LACK OF CONTACT WITH REALITY ON THE LEFT: Leftist Hoaxes: A Failure to Understand the Right.
WELL, NO. WE PREFER THE WITNESS OF OUR OWN EYES. ALSO WE’RE STARTING TO SUSPECT OUR SUPPOSED BETTERS ARE TRULY AND BIZARRELY PROVINCIAL. A PROPOS NOTHING, I HEAR THE DOLLAR STORE HAS AN AMAZING DEAL ON YELLOW SAFETY JACKETS. YOU KNOW, IN CASE THEY’RE EVER NEEDED: Flyover State Americans Don’t Believe the Media Swill.
YEAH? WELL, AS A FICTION WRITER I SAY THAT MONA ELTAHAWY IS PRACTICING FABLE WITHOUT A LICENSE. OR MUCH COMPETENCE. AND UNDER FALSE PRETENSES, TO BOOT: Mona Eltahawy Proves Journalists Have Killed Journalism.
PEOPLE FORGET HOW LONG THE ROAD TO THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION WAS. AND HOW THE OUTCOME WAS FAR FROM GUARANTEED: Again with the revolution thing.
THING IS WE HAVEN’T BANISHED THE GODS OF THE COPYBOOK HEADINGS. AND THEY’RE STIRRING: The historical ignorance and pettiness of today’s Stupid Leftists.
WHAT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THE IDEAS THAT THERE ARE NO INTRINSIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN, EXCEPT OBVIOUS ANATOMY AND THAT PEOPLE CAN BE BORN IN A BODY OF THE WRONG SEX CAN COEXIST IN ANYONE’S BRAIN WITHOUT CAUSING A MATTER-ANTI-MATTER LEVEL EXPLOSION: And speaking of the biological differences between men and women…
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. OKAY, I’M A SPECIAL CASE BECAUSE CARBS KICK IN MY AUTOIMMUNE, WHICH MEANS IF I OVERINDULGE I CAN’T BREATHE AND HAVE ECZEMA SORES ALL OVER. BUT ALSO FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY “INTUITIVE EATING” WHEN HURRIED AND STRESSED TRANSLATES TO “BLAND FOODS THAT ARE SWEET.” WHICH IN MY CASE MEANS LIVING OFF MARSHMALLOWS AND ANGEL FOOD CAKE. NOW MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE’S INTUITION IS BETTER ABOUT FOODS: “The latest trend in dieting is not dieting”…
February 26, 2019
NEW EXCITING GAME ” WHERE ON EARTH IS OCCASIONAL CORTEX?”: Where in the world does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live?
AND THE OTHER HALF ARE IN DENIAL: Nearly half of women have been affected by a hormonal imbalance.
NO, REALLY? AND YET TOTALLY WORTH IT: How parenthood foils careers in science, technology, engineering and mathematics.
ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOTHING REAL TO WORRY ABOUT. WANT SOME OF MY WORRIES? 7 surprising things that really should worry you.
CONSIDERING HOW OUTLANDISH THOSE WHO DRESS THEM ARE GETTING IT’S A QUESTION OF WHO’S HURTING WHOM: How celebs at the Oscars are hurting those who dress them.
IS IT POSSIBLE THE GREAT BIG POT OF DEM CRAZY WE’VE BEEN SEEING IS ALL TO MAKE HILLARY! LOOK MODERATE? TO MAKE THE ELECTORATE WELCOME HER WITH RELIEF? Ready for Hillary one more time?
UNEXPECTEDLY: Transgender males finish first and second in CT girls state high school track championships.
But other than biology, what could have told us this would happen???
OH SERIOUSLY, ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN THINK FOR THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS IS “MORE REFUGEES”: Kamala Harris’s solution to Venezuela crisis bombs with Venezuelans.
THEY DON’T LEARN TOO WELL: Four Lessons Hollywood Still Hasn’t Learned And Won’t.
OH, DEAR LORD: Gavin Newsom and California’s high-speed train to nowhere.
HOW’S ABOUT NO? $94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats.
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS, TOO. YOU FIRST: AOC Says Stop Having Children.
February 25, 2019
WOMEN AND CHILDREN MOST AFFECTED: Earth facing ‘global warming Armageddon’ in less than 150 years. Also can someone tell Occasional Cortex? Maybe she’ll relax a little and her eyes will pop in a bit? (I’m afraid we can’t do anything about the teeth, except maybe file them down.)