Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

SOME BRANCHES OF INDIE ARE A LITTLE CRAZIER THAN OTHERS:  More on plagiarism.

THESE VANDALS DON’T CARE. THEY HOPE TO ERASE THE PAST, BECAUSE THE GREATS OF THE PAST MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE MIDGETS THEY ARE. THEY WANT TO CREATE A DESERT SO THEY CAN PRETEND TO STAND TALL. PFUI. TRYING TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS BY DESTROYING ONLY MEANS YOU CAN’T CREATE:  Historical Illiteracy Exhibit [large number].

WELL, NO. WE PREFER THE WITNESS OF OUR OWN EYES. ALSO WE’RE STARTING TO SUSPECT OUR SUPPOSED BETTERS ARE TRULY AND BIZARRELY PROVINCIAL.  A PROPOS NOTHING, I HEAR THE DOLLAR STORE HAS AN AMAZING DEAL ON YELLOW SAFETY JACKETS.  YOU KNOW, IN CASE THEY’RE EVER NEEDED:  Flyover State Americans Don’t Believe the Media Swill.

PEOPLE FORGET HOW LONG THE ROAD TO THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION WAS.  AND HOW THE OUTCOME WAS FAR FROM GUARANTEED:  Again with the revolution thing.

WHAT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THE IDEAS THAT THERE ARE NO INTRINSIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN, EXCEPT OBVIOUS ANATOMY AND THAT PEOPLE CAN BE BORN IN A BODY OF THE WRONG SEX CAN COEXIST IN ANYONE’S BRAIN WITHOUT CAUSING A MATTER-ANTI-MATTER LEVEL EXPLOSION:  And speaking of the biological differences between men and women…

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.  OKAY, I’M A SPECIAL CASE BECAUSE CARBS KICK IN MY AUTOIMMUNE, WHICH MEANS IF I OVERINDULGE I CAN’T BREATHE AND HAVE ECZEMA SORES ALL OVER. BUT ALSO FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY “INTUITIVE EATING” WHEN HURRIED AND STRESSED TRANSLATES TO “BLAND FOODS THAT ARE SWEET.”  WHICH IN MY CASE MEANS LIVING OFF MARSHMALLOWS AND ANGEL FOOD CAKE.  NOW MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE’S INTUITION IS BETTER ABOUT FOODS:  “The latest trend in dieting is not dieting”…

IS IT POSSIBLE THE GREAT BIG POT OF DEM CRAZY WE’VE BEEN SEEING IS ALL TO MAKE HILLARY! LOOK MODERATE?  TO MAKE THE ELECTORATE WELCOME HER WITH RELIEF?  Ready for Hillary one more time?