OH MY DEAR AND FLUFFY LORD:  House Democrat Resolution Condemns Everything And Nothing.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Rep. Rashida Tlaib-Impeach Trump Because He Was A CEO.

YET ANOTHER REASON TO PREFER Chick-fil-A:   KFC launches restaurant to honor Communist hero in China.

HAVE WE CROSSED INTO THE MIRROR UNIVERSE? DC’S “SHAZAM” LOOKS LIKE A TON O’ FUN AND MARVEL’S GOING WOKE:  ‘Captain Marvel’ review: An aimless superhero slog.

HOW DOES THE EYE OF SAURON FIT UNDER “DON’T BE EVIL”?  Google won’t remove Saudi app that lets men track women.

HOW… CHEESY:  Brie Larson wears a star-spangled dress at ‘Captain Marvel’ premiere.

THAT AGAIN?!   Corruption of Blood?

SOCIALISTS ARE AS SOCIALISTS DO:  Surveillance in Canada, yes they’re doing it to everybody.

THE LEFT EXCOMMUNICATES THE PAST, IN THE HOPES THAT BY MAKING THE GIANTS DISAPPEAR THEIR OWN DIMINUTIVE INTELLECTUAL STATURE WILL SEEM ADEQUATE:  Cultural Exile for the Duke.

YEAH BUT THEY ALSO THINK ALEXANDRIA DIENTES LOCOS OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS SEXY. INDICATIONS ARE THEY DON’T KNOW FROM SEXY:  Millennials believe calling yourself a socialist is sexy.

WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW, WOULD BE A CRIME BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAVE FREE SPEECH IN THIS COUNT– OH. WAIT.  ARE THEY JUST MAD BECAUSE THE REST OF THE MEDIA GIVING HER TONGUE-BATHS FAILED TO ELECT HILLARY? As Collusion Narrative Implodes, Mag Says FOX News Helped Elect Trump.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Swamp Monster Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is In Hot Water Over $1 Mil Slush Fund.

YEAH, BUT HER LIPS ARE MOVING, SO CHANCES ARE SHE’S LYING (AS GRANDMOTHER WOULD SAY, “WITH EVERY TOOTH IN HER MOUTH!”):  Hillary Claims She’s Not Running For President.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS:  New Socialists: Entitled, Ignorant, Virtue-Signaling Turds Make Destruction En Vogue.

ALL THE OTHER DUCKS CALL HIM “WHEELS”:  Disabled duck learns to waddle with special wheelchair.

THAT’S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!  Believing conspiracy theories might make you a criminal: study.

RENT CONTROL?  New evidence sheds light on ancient Angkor’s mysterious decline.

Re: MY CAT IS NOT A JERK, MY CAT IS A CAT (ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT BE A  DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE):  Your cat is a jerk because you’re a bad parent, study says.

AND ABOUT THAT POLITICAL SUICIDE:  We Are Dancing on a Powder Keg.

BUT THE REST OF US ARE SO SHOCKED WE CAN’T PICK UP:  The Political Suicide Hotline: Ringing Nonstop.

THE MADNESS SPREADS:  Racism and the completely politically correct classics departments.

MISTER PRESIDENT!  ‘Darling, Is The Wind Blowing?’ Trump Skewers AOC And Green New Deal At #CPAC.

PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. HOW LONG WILL WE STAND BY WHILE INNOCENT FUNGI ARE ABUSED THIS WAY BEFORE OUR VERY EYES?  Ilhan Omar Continues her Role as a Foul, Anti-Semitic Fungus in Congress.

OH, MY DEAR AND FLUFFY LORD:  Alyssa Milano Blames ICE for Baby Death.

I’D CONSIDER THAT AN ENDORSEMENT:  Native American Hoaxer Elizabeth Warren Says Mike Pence Isn’t A Decent Man.  (I  was going to say “She wouldn’t know a decent man if he bit her in the *ss,” but let’s not give anyone nightmares.)