I DON’T BELIEVE YOU:  Drinking hot tea is linked to higher cancer rates: study.

AS I WAS SAYING:  It’s Omar’s Party Now.

TRUTH BE TOLD THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BECOME HOSTILE TO CIVILIZATION:  Amy Klobuchar, regressive prosecutor.

WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING IS GETTING THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE DOCTOR-PATIENT LOOP, NOT INSERT MORE OF IT IN.  GIVING THE GOVERNMENT POWER OVER HEALTH IS LIKE PERFORMING BRAIN SURGERY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE, USING A WOODEN SPOON: The War on Pain Medication.

WHAT DOES WOKE WOMAN WANT? Understanding Women.

I DIDN’T REALIZE OUR CONSTITUTION WAS DESIGNED FOR CALVINBALL:  Changing the rules of the American political game.

OH DEAR LORD:  Kentucky Governor Exposes His Children To Chicken Pox.

I SURE HOPE THEY DON’T FALL OFF!  ‘Flat Earthers’ planning bizarre Antarctica trip to prove conspiracy theory.

A LOT OF THE INSTITUTIONS AND COMPANIES NOMINALLY ON THE RIGHT SEEM TO HAVE LOST WHAT MINDS THEY HAD:  Donna Brazile Joins Fox News, Viewers Outraged.

I think they listen to twitter and think it’s the whole world and not a small and vocal minority.  Ah, well. Get woke, go broke.  Or in other words, roll left and die.

THAT’S NOT WHAT THAT IS CALLED. WHAT THAT IS CALLED IS DEPRIVING ME (AND OTHERS) OF OUR RIGHT TO VOTE FOR PRESIDENT:  Democrats stack the electoral deck for 2020.

And what they’re called is domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF…  Cory Booker Teases About A White House Wedding.   As though ruining gladiator movies weren’t enough, he now wants to ruin destination weddings.

SO LONG AS THEY HAVE THAT!  Journalists Are Ignorant and Silly, But At Least They’re Smug About It.

NOT IF WE DON’T FIX OUR FRAUDULENT SYSTEM:  Can Trump Win Again in 2020?

CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES:  Man who changed name to ‘Michael Jackson’ wants to change it back.

LAST CHANCE. SEE IT BEFORE IT SHRINKS… SAID THE BISHOP TO THE ACTRESS:  March 20 worm moon: How to see last supermoon of 2019 on spring equinox.

SHE ONLY FOUND OUT WHEN THEY DEMANDED PAYMENT TO KEEP STORING IT:  Woman sues hospital for storing frozen embryo without her knowledge.

AND YET THEY DO:  More than a third of New Yorkers say they can’t afford to live here.

THEY WELL SHOULD BE – THAT’S DISGUSTING:  Passengers shamed for drying bathing suits on airplane seats.

AND AGAIN I SAY UNTO THEE… WAIT, WHAT?  Scientists Played Music to Cheese as It Aged. Hip-Hop Produced the Funkiest Flavor.

THE… WAIT, WHAT?  Lacking crowds to protest Tucker Carlson, the left compensates by dressing up as bananas.

AH!  Malia, Michelle, Barack and the College Admissions Scandal.

AND WHAT A WEEK IT WAS:  The Week That Was.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Ilhan Omar Spins Platitudes In WaPo Editorial.

VESTIGIAL SANITY IN NYC:  Poll: 38 percent say Ocasio-Cortez ‘villain’ in New York losing Amazon HQ deal.

SIGH. TO BE FAIR, THE FACT THAT WE AS A CULTURE ARE HAVING WAY FEWER CHILDREN MEANS WE’RE PUTTING WAY MORE PRESSURE ON EACH OF THEM:  Millennials Feel So Pressured and They Can’t Even.