WHAT DO YOU MEAN A NEW ORGAN? I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED:  Scientists discover new pain-sensing organ.

OUCH:  Skydiver survives 5,000-foot fall in Quebec after parachute malfunctions.

STORIES YOU WON’T SEE IN THE NYT:  It’s masculinity to the rescue .

LOOKEST THOU UPON MY FACE! SEEST THAT IT’S SHOCKED?  Media Hides Facts Regarding Israel Refusing Tlaib And Omar From Entry.

DEAR LORD: Beto Campaign Re-boot: State Fairs Are “Frivolous” And Trump Is Bad.

FOR MY KIDS IT STARTED IN ELEMENTARY. SO THERE WERE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING AFTER SCHOOL:  Indoctrination Begins For The College-Bound.

OTHERING:

FIGHTING THE CULTURE WAR TAKES MANY FORMS:  The Art of Bigfoot and Painting as Philosophy.

WELL, BEARS POO IN THE WOODS, AND THE POPE CLAIMS TO BE CATHOLIC, SO CHANCES ARE I HAVE TO ANSWER YES:  Did Mark Zuckerberg Lie Under Oath About Facebook Eavesdropping Through Your Phone?

IT IS NOT A MAGICAL FORMULA:  The Power of Law.

YEP. FREEDOM IS PRAGMATICALLY BETTER:  “How do you propose to end mass shootings then?”

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. SO SHINY AND SHOCKED:  Transgender athletes retain their muscular advantage.

FED BY A PARTISAN PRESS:  America is a divided country in part because half of Americans live in a fantasy land, predicated on fear and gossip, and entirely unrelated to reality.

IF OUR FATE WEREN’T TIED TO THESE REFUGEES OF AN INSANE ASYLUM, THIS WOULD BE COMEDY GOLD:  Stacey Abrams Sets Out to Save Democracy,

SINCE HE FAILS TO GRASP THAT THE PROBLEM IS HIS DERELICTION OF DUTY, I IMAGINE THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE FOR THE WORSE:  Portland Mayor Promises Protests Will Be Different This Weekend.

LOOK, IT’S AT BEST ASSISTED SUICIDE, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER:  Epstein Case: Sleeping Guards And Lawsuits.

NOW MOVING ON TO SERIOUS THREATS TO THE REPUBLIC:  Google “Machine Learning Fairness” Whistleblower Goes Public, says: “burden lifted off of my soul.”

OKAY, I’M NOT SURE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BUT I NOW WANT TO SHOWER INSIDE MY BRAIN:  EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue DRESS and red heels and lounging in the Oval Office inside his Manhattan mansion – visitor reveals bizarre image inside pedophile’s $56m lair.

AMERICA’S BLOG OF RECORD:  Twitter Rolls Out New Feature That Auto-Posts “Ban Assault Rifles!” From Your Account Any Time a Mass Shooting Hashtag Starts Trending.

(Yes, it’s satire, but really, would it surprise you?)

AND AGAIN, FROM AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Six-Year-Old Saying, ‘Why Don’t We Just Give Everything Away For Free?’ Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls.

AS MUCH AS WE ALREADY CAN’T TRUST OUR INSTITUTIONS, IMAGINE AN OCTOBER SURPRISE, ONLY IT’S A FILM OF SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED:  The Specter of Deep Fakes?

PAY ATTENTION:  China’s assault on free speech in Australia and New Zealand.

YEAH. NO. JUST NO:  The Left creates a hullabaloo over denying green cards to migrants who are public charges.

WHATEVER:  CNN’s Cuomo explodes in profanity-laden rant over his nickname, threatens violence, likens Godfather reference to n-word; CNN supports him.

HOW ABOUT NO?  Schumer Wants FBI Say-So Before Body Armor Purchases.