OKAY, OKAY, IT’S FUNNY, BUT SOMETIMES IMAO MAKES MY HEAD HURT: Trump Truths: Failed.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
August 21, 2019
EH. MY HUSBAND FINALLY GOT THE STEINWAY HE LEARNED TO PLAY ON, AS HIS MOM NO LONGER PLAYS: I Can’t Imagine Being the Guy Who Invented Any One of Those Steps, Much Less the Whole Thing.
Even I, with my tin ear can tell the difference between it and our old piano.
YOU BELIEVE THAT, I’LL SELL YOU SOME SWAMP LAND IN FLORIDA. AND THROW IN FLORIDA MAN AS COUNTERWEIGHT: Flashback: That Obamas-Netflix Deal Isn’t Political at All!
IT’S THE CRAZY YEARS. HOW INSANE CAN THEY GO? The “only the silly stuff makes sense” illustrated edition.
THE US IS NOT A CHARITY. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO COME IN SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY COME FROM A SH*THOLE: Harsh Words for the Soft-Hearted.
HELP HELP THEY’RE OPPRESSING HER (BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH): Ilhan Omar: Palestinian Authority’s LGBTQ Ban Distracts From Israel’s Oppressive Regime.
SHE’S A POOR EXCUSE… FOR EVERYTHING: Warren Can’t Explain Her Own Apology.
August 20, 2019
FROM NITAY ARBEL: Operation Flash, Episode 2: Hinges Of Fate.
Killing Hitler had been child’s play in comparison with figuring out what to do next.
After the coup, the Reich was split into two. Bormann in Munich is Führer of a remnant Nazi state. Goerdeler’s Emergency Government in Berlin fights Bormann on the inside while waging a two-front war with the Allies on the outside.
But a secret meeting abroad may be a game-changer.
Meanwhile, Goerdeler’s special assistant Felix Winter investigates what turn out to be crimes beyond even the conspirators’ worst fears…
IT’S A RUSE. THEY REPORT NEWS MORE OFTEN THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES OR THE WASHINGTON POST: Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists.
DEAR IMAO.US: SATIRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE OBVIOUSLY IMPLAUSIBLE. LIKE THE BABYLON BEE, YOU INCREASINGLY JUST DO NEWS A LITTLE EARLIER: CNN’s Cuomo: “Is ‘Hello’ the Right’s New Racist Dog Whistle?”
THEY WANT TO BEAT US AND TAKE OUR GUNS… THE LEFT SOUNDS SO NICE: Portland Protests: The Antifa Violence Is A Feature, Not A Bug.
THE OLD GRAY WHORE WILL FAIL TO NOTICE: Ted Cruz Takes New York Times To The Woodshed.
MARXISM IS A VIOLENT THEOLOGY THAT NEEDS ENEMIES AND ATTACKING THEM TO ENFORCE COHESION: Left’s Funny Definition of “Peaceful”.
IGNORE THEM, IT’S THE WORST YOU CAN DO TO THEM: The Omar-Tlaib circus comes to town.
DON’T BE EVIL: How Google has destroyed the lives of revenge porn victims.
THERE ARE SOME IDEAS SO DESTRUCTIVE THAT ONLY THE TRULY WEALTHY CAN AFFORD TO HOLD THEM: ‘Luxury beliefs’ are latest status symbol for rich Americans.
WHY ARE LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS SUCH CESSPITS OF RACISM AND INTOLERANCE? Google employee describes ‘burden of being black’ at tech giant in memo.
JUST IN TIME FOR HURRICANE SEASON! Puerto Rico’s capital is ready to welcome visitors again.
MEN ARE TWO TIMES MORE LIKELY THAN WOMEN TO NEGLECT CHANGES: I suspect by “men” they mean kids in their teens. Nearly half of Americans wear same pair of underwear for at least 2 days: study.
Look, I know that’s not half the people, but I like my illusions, so let me keep them.
August 17, 2019
YOU NEED TO READ THIS: How bad actors take down Google accounts.
NO. NEXT? July 2019 – Hottest July Ever?
HOW MEDICARE FOR ALL CAN’T HELP BUT FAIL: How the government’s hospital protection racket drives up costs.