THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS A MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATION:  Three Democrats and their Financial Fumbles.  Among other criminal enterprises, of course.

AND WHAT AN ‘INSTEAD’ IT IS:  Instead of an Article.

THE LEFT COMES WITH EXTRA-JOINTED SHOULDERS SO THEY CAN PAT SELVES ON BACK:  Hilarious: Liberal Comedy Central Cheers Its Diversity.

WHY WOULD THEY GO THERE BUT FOR THIS:  Russia’s been in Venezuela less than two weeks and already it’s threatening to attack Colombia.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  De Blasio ferry program turns out to be a gift to the rich.

WELL, IT WAS A PAYLESS:  Woman buys out entire Payless shoe store to donate to Nebraska flood victims.

I JUST WASHED MY SHOCKED FACE AND CAN’T DO A THING WITH IT:  AOC ran a ‘subsidy scheme’ to fund her campaign, FEC complaint says.

ON FIRE. IN A MINESHAFT FILLED WITH GARBAGE DUMPSTERS ALSO ON FIRE. WITH SNAKES. PERHAPS SNAKES MADE OF FIRE, TOO:  Venezuela is a train wreck…

I DON’T KNOW. DOES THE FBI OPERATE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY? ONE WITHOUT A FIRST AMENDMENT? BECAUSE IN THIS ONE THEY JUST DON’T HAVE THAT POWER, PERIOD:  Should the FBI “Shut Down” Hate Speech?

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES:  Estrada’s revenge.

ADVENTURES IN EDUCATION:  A Nice Derangement of Education.

YEAH. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  George Soros’ Democracy Integrity Project Was Key Funder Of Steele Dossier.

YAWN:  Far Left Plans March To Get Mueller Report Released.

WE KNOW:  Joe Biden’s Ukraine Problem Is The Real Scandal.

OF COURSE THEY DO – BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN NASA DIDN’T SCREW UP A SIMPLE PR STUNT:  Female NASA astronauts respond to outrage over spacesuit availability.

OKAY, THEN:  New nose job procedure uses electricity instead of surgery.

OH YOU SWEET AND PRECIOUS SUMMER CHILD. THAT WASN’T RUDE. IF YOU WANT RUDE, WE CAN BE MUCH, MUCH WORSE:  Representative Full Stop.

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD HITS ONE OUT OF THE BALLPARK AGAIN:  Republicans Accused Of Colluding With Reality To Defeat Green New Deal.

AND IF YOU HAVEN’T YET SEEN THIS YOU — LOOKS SERIOUSLY INTO YOUR EYES — MUST. YOU JUST MUST. MIKE LEE IS MY NEW POLITICAL CRUSH: Mike Lee’s Velicraptor Machine Gun Speech.

TEFLON PRESIDENTS ARE SO LAST CENTURY. WE GOT US A TAR BABY PRESIDENT.  OH, PLEASE, DO THROW US IN THAT BRIAR PATCH:  Trump Haters Are Already Having a Horrible Week.

LISTEN, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT: IF YOUR SCHADENB*NER LASTS OVER FOUR DAYS, YOU MUST CALL ANY LIBERAL WHO HASN’T BLOCKED YOU AND LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA:  House veto override fails; the wall is going ahead.

SO VERY MUCH THIS:  Don’t Pay Attention to the News That You Hear…

DON’T KNOW. I KNOW IT’S HILARIOUS AND IT REALLY UPSETS ALL THE LEFTIES I KNOW:  Is this cultural appropriation?

I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU THAT SNOPES IS UNTRUTHFUL AND BIASED. SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: My day with Snopes.

THE DINGY LADY HITS BOTTOM, BUYS EXCAVATOR:  Less than full disclosure from the New York Times.

LAWS ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE! GET BACK IN LINE, PEASANT!  Privilege And The Chicago Way: All Charges Against Jussie Smollett Dropped