WHAT SCHOLARSHIP? IT’S PULLED FROM AIR TO FIT THE NARRATIVE. THE LEFT ISN’T EVEN PRETENDING ANYMORE:  The 1619 Project: Scholarship Or Race Hustling? (Updated).

WELL, THE NEW YORK TIMES IS A WELL KNOWN SATIRE WEBSITE. THEY’RE JUST NOT GOOD AT IT. ALSO PEOPLE INSIST ON PRETENDING THEY’RE A REAL NEWSPAPER:  The 1619 Project Says We Fought American Revolution In Order To Keep Slavery Intact.

I mean if people were so deeply insane as to propagate this sort of America-hating idiocy and expect it to be taken seriously we’d have to deport them or something. Would make them happier, right?

OH, NO. NOT THIS EXCRETA AGAIN:  Marcotte: Republicans Want to Take Your Birth Control.

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. SEND THE INVADERS BACK:  Mexico to Monitor USA’s Migrant Detention Centers.

WELL! FOR NOW BEING GENERATIONAL RED DIAPER BABIES DOES HAVE ITS PRIVILEGES.  FOR NOW:  Enough Yet? Obamas Buying $14.8 Million Home on Martha’s Vineyard.

YES. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THE PRESIDENT IS CRAZY LIKE A FOX:  Was Greenland “for sale” when the Chinese were shopping in 2017?

OH, AND OTHER FORMS OF INSANITY:  Young Turks Host Hasan Piker Mocks Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s War Injuries, Declares America Deserved 9/11.

IT’S SEMANTIC INSANITY ALL THE WAY DOWN:  The Left Bastardizes Language: San Fran Criminals Must Now Be Called ‘Justice-Involved Persons’.

AND AN UNEXPECTED AND HEARTENING PERSONAL BOOST:  Monsters Among Us.

AS LONG AS THEY DON’T MAKE US USE WAFFLE STRAWS:  Better for the Planet?

IT’S A VIRUS. AND WE CAN’T ALLOW IT TO KILL US:  Howard Zinn’s Anti-American Propaganda Takes Over The Smithsonian.

IF IT’S NOT THE ROMAN THING, WHERE YOU WILL EVERYTHING TO THE EMPEROR WHO ORDERED YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE; AND IN THE PUBLIC READING THE WILL REVEALS ALL THE CRIMES AND TRANSGRESSIONS OF THE EMPEROR, I’M GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED:  Epstein’s will.

AND SPEAKING OF IGNORING THE LESSONS OF HISTORY:  Europe Considers The Nazi Idea Of Requiring Jewish Businesses To Identify Themselves On Labels.

GIVEN HOW MANY VOTES THE DEMOCRATS HARVEST FROM DEMENTED PATIENTS, HE’S THE IDEAL CANDIDATE:  Biden Botches Assassination Dates of MLK and RFK.

DEMOCRATS LOSE THEIR MINDS:  DHS Announces New Plan For Migrant Families.

LOOK. THEY CITE THE GREEN NUDE HEEL AS A GOOD IDEA. WHEN I FEEL LIKE GIVING CONSEQUENCE TO PEOPLE WHO BY RIGHTS SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A PADDED CELL, I’LL LET YOU KNOW:  March for Our Lives Issues Gun Grabbing Manifesto.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT:  Republics.

WAITAMINUTE! WEREN’T THEY TELLING US THE EXACT OPPOSITE LAST YEAR?  Women more likely to have ‘typical’ heart attack symptoms than men – know the signs.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE NAUSEA, WEIGHT GAIN, SWELLING ANKLES, AND A LIFETIME OF WORRYING ABOUT THE KIDS, EVEN AFTER THEY MOVE OUT:   Why sperm is actually good for women: study.

On the other hand, you’ll also feel you created a bit of the future. So there’s that.

TRUST ME. CELEBRATE WITH JIM BEAM, JACK DANIELS AND CAPTAIN MORGAN. YOU’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT LATER AND HAVE LESS OF A HANGOVER:  Demi Lovato celebrates birthday with Ariana Grande, Scooter Braun.

LOOK, WE TRIED TO KEEP THIS FROM INCOMERS, BUT IT’S TIME TO LEVEL WITH YOU GUYS:

If you came to Colorado recently, particularly if you’re a liberal and/or from California? Yeah, Colorado is a horrible state. It’s not just the cute groundhogs who carry plague. The squirrels do too. and there’s hantavirus in those cute little mice that infest your yard. And that’s not counting our extreme weather and the altitude. Everything in Colorado can kill you. Go back while you can. Sauve qui peut:  Plague-ridden prairie dogs pose danger to Colorado tourists.

SCREW VACCINES. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT BACON:  Urgency for vaccine grows as virus ravages China’s pigs.

DEAR LORD. THE THINGS THESE PEOPLE BELIEVE:  Spiders are getting ANGRIER because of evolutionary trick to survive ‘climate chaos’.

HAVE THEY CHECKED THE VOLCANO’S ALIBI?  Iceland holds funeral for glacier lost to climate change.

AND SPEAKING OF MAKING MY HEAD HURT:  Portland Police: ‘We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa’.  America’s paper of record!