DEPENDS WHERE HE’S PULLING IT OUT OF, NICHT WAHR?  Can Joe Biden Pull Out the Democratic Nomination?

AN ABIDEN JOY:  The Week in Pictures: Bidenfreude Edition.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Anti-Semitism at the New York Times.

JUDGING BY THAT DRAWING A CARTOON BRANCH OF THE TREE OF LIFE!  Dinosaur-era crab fossil reveals new branch in the tree of life.

ALL OF TWITTER IS WEIRD. SOME OF IT IS ALSO FUNNY:  This Week In Weird Twitter, Volume 123.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN!  Democrat Objections To Citizenship Question Are A Ploy To Help Illegal Aliens Vote.

Also, for the record, this type of thing makes me yell “Heads on Pikes!” and scares the cats and startles the Mathematician.

MY FACE, LOOK HOW SHOCKED IT IS:  Former State Department Official Spied for China Since 2007 .

THEY REALLY NEED TO STOP DRINKING THEIR OWN INK:  Ignorant press ‘surprised’ by 3.2% blowout GDP number.

IT SHOULD BE WORSE:  Baltimore Mayor Pugh Has A Bad Day.

Or perhaps Ugh, Pugh!

AS FAR AS THEY’RE CONCERNED, THE PROBLEM IS THEY WERE CAUGHT!  The Obama Administration’s Problem With Spying And Trump.

!@#$% GLOBAL WARMING:
THEY PROMISED THIS:  Headline 2000: “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past”.

BUT REALITY FALLS SOMEWHAT… DEEP AND FLUFFY:  Upstate NY may get up to 3 inches of snow this weekend.

Just remember the left lies with every one of its pet causes, the false glamour of its doctored science, and the empty promises of its green nude heel.

MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE WAR ON DRUGS IS FOR THE BIRDS:  Parrot seized by cops for warning druggie owner about raid.

IF THE WAR ON DRUGS WERE A REAL WAR, JOE BIDEN WOULD BE A WAR CRIMINAL:  Joe Biden’s role in the war on drugs.

HOW TERRIBLE! FOR THE HARD WORKING AMERICANS, THAT IS:  DNC Meeting Runs Late, Members Forced To Fake Respectful Dialogue With “Hard Working Americans” On Cleaning Staff.

A FRIEND OF MINE HAS OPENED AN ETSY SHOP:  TattersandRavelings.

WE’LL STRIP MINE THE OTHER PLANETS LATER: Earth Day – Yawn.

WORDS OF POWER:  We SEE You.

THAT’S TOO BAD. I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THEM:  Left Won’t Cede Pop Culture Without a (Nasty) Fight.

I’M HOPING WE’RE SANER THAN THIS, AS A COUNTRY.  THE DEMS… THOUGH… Michelle O for President?

WOMEN, #METOO MEANS #YOUTOO: ‘Game of Thrones’ star on fans groping him: ‘It’s not cool’.

IT KIND OF STINKS:  Human tongues have a sense of smell, scientists discover.

NOT WHEN PERPETRATED BY PEOPLEZ OF COLORZ, NO:  Swedes Don’t Care About Rape.

IF IT’S NOT WRITTEN FROM JAIL I’M NOT INTERESTED:  New Hillary Clinton Op-Ed On Trump Impeachment.

GROPING AND SMOOCHING:  Joe Biden Enters 2020 Presidential Race.

YEAH BUT WHO WILL PROCESS ALL THE DATA?  Why is there no off switch?