ALWAYS:  Remember Them and Salute Them This Memorial Day.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  D-Day History Not Well Known To Students.

AS IS THIS:  The Lieutenant Wouldn’t Like It.

THIS IS STILL TRUE:  Something to Live And Die For.

TRULY BASED ON A TRUE STORY:  McAleer’s ‘FBI Lovebirds’ Will Shame Media, Hollywood (Again).

EXCEPT AS SOON AS THE INVADERS TAKE IT, THEY’LL ESTABLISH CONTROLS TO ENTRY:  France belongs to everyone.

THEY’RE NOT WRONG:   Crossfit quits Facebook, Instagram: “utopian socialists”.

THIS JUST IN: OCCASIONAL CORTEX APPARENTLY HAS TWO HEADS:  Head and shoulders, knees and womb.

Which finally and for good disproves that canard about two heads thinking better than one.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Racism: Is There Anything It Can’t Do?

APPARENTLY MANY REASONS, BUT AN OVERABUNDANCE OF VIBRANT BANLIEUES CAN’T HELP:  Why Does France Keep Getting Attacked?

THE END OF AN ERA:  Rolling Thunder Motorcycles Will Ride In D.C. For The Last Time.

WEIRD. I’M SURE THERE’S MORE DEATHS ATTRIBUTABLE TO HARVARD GRADUATES: Why becoming a Wienermobile driver is harder than getting into Harvard.

BUT I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED: Discovery of billion-year-old fungi changes our understanding of life on Earth.

DEAR COLORADO, PLEASE STOP IMPORTING THESE POLICIES:  Open Letter to Gavin Newsom: Your Policies Are Tearing My Family Apart.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. BEHOLD HOW SHOCKED IT IS:  Scientists discover China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas.

FROM BLAKE SMITH, IT’S:  Lyddie Hartington: Galaxy Sleuth.

Facing poverty after a childhood among the wealthy and powerful, Lyddie Hartington decamps to Ceres, a newly colonized planet on the edges of the galaxy. Armed only with a change of clothes, a letter of introduction to the directors of the Andromeda Company, and a blaster, she is determined to make her fortune.

But Ceres is nothing like Orion-14, and before she knows it, Lyddie is witness to a murder- a murder that goes to the heart of the Andromeda Company and puts her life in danger. With the help of her new friend, an entirely too handsome captain of the Galaxy Watch, she must discover the murderer and solve the mystery of her family’s downfall.

If she can survive long enough to do it.

LOOK, STAMP CURRENCY ALL YOU WANT TO. JUST STOP PRETENDING YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS ARE SOME FORM OF BRAVE “RESISTANCE”, OKAY?  BECAUSE YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY:  No, President Trump Is NOT Delaying the Harry Tubman $20 Bill.

WATER WET, FIRE HOT, AND NOW THIS. ALAS SHOCKED FACE, HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU TAKE?  CAIR Slams Release of ‘Aladdin’ in Age of Trump.

AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS WHY WE CALL IT “DOPE”:  Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles.  And no one knows if he ever even visited Florida…

OR FASTER, IF HUMANLY POSSIBLE:  Build the Wall! NOW!!

ECONOMISTS HAVE A NAME FOR THIS SORT OF THING: “MORAL HAZARD”:  Here’s who lost out on Robert Smith’s student loan payoff.

AKA WHY THE LEFT IS PANICKING:  Russia hoax origins to be exposed as Trump authorizes AG Barr to declassify Russia probe documents.

LOOK, MY SHOCKED FACE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. I’M GIVING IT ALL SHE’S GOT CAPTAIN!  Obama Appointees in the Communist Orbit.

IF ONLY WE’LL STOP SHREDDING IT:  America’s Best Defense Against Socialism.

THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID:  We Don’t Have a Problem with White Supremacy. We Have a Problem with Leftist Supremacy.