Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

NOT IMPOSSIBLE, NO – NOT IF YOU’RE WILLING TO PAY THE COST IN BLOOD.  OF COURSE, MOST LIBERALS IMAGINE THAT COST WILL BE PAID IN THE BLOOD OF CONSERVATIVES, SO THEY SEE NO REASON FOR RESTRAINT:  In gun buyback talk, how do you round up so many weapons?
ME: Dear liberals, if you think you can round up all those guns, you have to stop telling us you can’t round up the (much smaller number) of illegal aliens.  Also, Molon Labe.

HER PARENTS SHOULD BE TIED TO THE BACK END OF A MULE AND WHIPPED THROUGH EVERY CITY AND TOWN IN THE WEST. GRETA SHOULD BE GIVEN TO HUMAN BEINGS TO RAISE:  Greta Thunberg Is Her Parents’ Failure.

SOMEONE HAS IN FACT UPDATED THE T-SHIRT FOR 2020:

YEARS AGO THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN I WROTE A VAMPIRE BOOK. IT IS NOW IN A BUNDLE. IF IT DOES WELL I’LL PROMISE THE NEXT BOOK IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS:  Vampire story bundle.