Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

HISTORY HASN’T ENDED, BUT THE LEFT CONTINUES TRYING TO ERASE IT. OR AT LEAST EDIT IT:  The End of History.

I USED TO GO INSANE WITH CLEANING WHEN WE LIVED IN CHEAP, STUDENT-LIKE APARTMENTS AND HAD JUST MOVED IN.  IN THE LAST ONE BEFORE WE BOUGHT A HOUSE, I SCRUBBED EVERY SURFACE WITH AMMONIA, BOILING WATER AND BLEACH SUCCESSIVELY:  How can people live that way?

… I too might be insane.

BECAUSE SCIENCE IS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.  YO, BODY CONFORMATION IS NOT THE SAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN, AND A YEAR OF HORMONE THERAPY DOES NOT REMAKE BONES:  NCAA: The Best Woman Athlete is a Man.

IF LIMITED EXPOSURE MEANS LESS HAIR SNIFFING AND FEWER LITTLE GIRLS FELT UP, I’M FOR IT:  Where’s Joe?.