OH, YEAH, BUT THE MEDIA COULDN’T RAVE ENOUGH ABOUT MICHELLE’S STYLE, WHICH I BELIEVE IS BEST DEFINED AS ‘BAG LADY, WEARING FOUND OBJECTS.’:  And now let’s talk about fashion choices and history.   And yes, I know. What first ladies wear is irrelevant. Except that their behavior so well epitomizes the willful blindness of the press and the left (BIRM.)

EXCEPT OFTEN THERE ISN’T:  “There has to be a better way.”

OF COURSE IF THE DEMOCRATS EXCLUDED LIARS, THEY’D BE OUT OF BUSINESS:  Lyin’ Liz Set to Get Nomination.

WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!  Congress to Big Tech: We’re Investigating You, Wink Wink.

WHEN YOU DON’T DEFEND YOUR BORDERS, IT’S A FREE FOR ALL:  Border Crisis Continues, Now Includes Africans.

WHY NOT? BOTH OF THEM SELL FANTASY.  ONLY ONE OF THEM IS COMPETENT. ALSO, WILL THE LOVE AFFAIR OF CREATORS FOR THE LITTLE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE NEVER END?  Is there a Barack Obama-Steven Spielberg collaboration coming?

MEET THE NEW DEMOCRAT PARTY, SAME AS THE OLD DEMOCRAT PARTY:  Bombshell suit claims Carranza’s ‘toxic’ whiteness purge cost DOE execs their jobs.

THEY CAN BUILD IT, BUT WILL ANYBODY COME?  D-Day joy, hell told anew with virtual reality.

BUILDING SUPPORT FOR ELIMINATING OUR 2ND AMENDMENT IS THE POINT:  School shooter drills terrorize our kids pointlessly.

SERIOUSLY? I’M SURE THEY’LL LISTEN WHEN NEIGHBORS COME BACK SAYING YOU CAN’T GET IN. IT’S TIME WE STOP BEING A SAFETY VALVE FOR FAILED STATES:  Government warnings can’t turn back migrants from Guatemala.

D*MMIT BABYLON BEE, YOU HAD ONE JOB:  Brie Larson Inspires Girls To Throw Off Patriarchal Shackles Of Having Sense Of Humor.

VOTING THEMSELVES A NEW ELECTORATE:  House Dems Expected to Vote on Mass Amnesty Bill.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Salesforce Latest to Institute Corporate Gun Control.

SO, STILL DEMOCRAT CONTROLLED, THEN?  Workers File Complaints Alleging Grocers Union Trying to Coerce Dues Money.

ECONOMICS REALLY IS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO THIS IDIOT:  AOC Downplays Luxury Apartment, Says Everyone Should Have One.

SO, ALSO STILL DEMOCRAT?  7 Things We Learned From Kirsten Gillibrand’s Fox Town Hall.

SO, STILL DEMOCRAT? Elizabeth Warren Plays Santa Claus With ‘Free’ Gifts For Every Voter (Except Those Filthy Rich People.

ISN’T HE PRETTY OLD NOT TO BE AN ADULT?  Elton John Hates Being English.

ANYMORE, A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE: Apparatchiks, I Mean, Democrats Convene in CA.

IT IS ALWAYS ENDANGERED, UNLESS DEFENDED. AND EVEN THAT SOMETIMES THAT’S NOT ENOUGH: Tiananmen Square and the Death of Freedom.

IN THEIR DREAMS:  Dissolving the Audience.

I MUST PUT HIM IN A BOOK:  Tiny Tyrannosaur Named the “Coyote King”.

OH DEAR LORD:  BuzzFeed: ‘Booksmart’ Just Isn’t Woke Enough.

THIS ONE IS PROBABLY A JOKE, BUT HONESTLY, WE WOULDN’T EVEN BET:  Trump Truths: Fortune.

YES, I KNOW IT’S IMAO.US, BUT THIS ONE IS JUST STRAIGHT UP SENSIBLE. IT’S TIME AMERICAN CITIZENS DID THE JOBS GOVERNMENT WON’T DO:  Government: You Have One Job – Keep People From Invading Our Country.