AH! THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Theaters Silent on ‘FBI Lovebirds’ Threat, Cancellation.

LAWS ARE NOT MAGICAL. THEY ALWAYS HAVE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES.  SOMETIMES FUNNY ONES: To Evade Pre-Prohibition Drinking Laws, New Yorkers Created the World’s Worst Sandwich.

THE LEFT IS VERY EASY TO UNDERSTAND. FIRST, ASSUME A PARALLEL REALITY:  Just Deserts.

AND IT’S COME TO THIS:  Critic Slams ‘Secret Life 2’ for Praising Marriage, Masculinity.

BACK AND FORTH GROPING JOE GOES, WHERE HE STOPS NOBODY KNOWS:  Dems Shred Biden on His Hyde Comment.

THAT’S OKAY. SOME OF US WANT PELOSI IN A MADHOUSE. THOUGH PERHAPS A BARREL OF MALMSEY  WINE WOULD BE JUST AS GOOD, AND YOU KNOW, SHE’D ENJOY IT MORE:  Speaker Pelosi Wants President Trump In Prison.

FOR THE SAME REASON ALL CRIMINALS DO. THEY DON’T WANT TO GO TO JAIL:  Why Are Democrats Obstructing Justice?

OKAY, GUYS, I’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK WITH NOVELS. WHEN DID IMAO.US BECOME A STRAIGHT UP, NOT SATIRICAL NEWS SITE?  National Organization for Women Votes to ‘Believe All Women,’ Reserves Right to Vote on Who Counts as a Woman.

WHEREAS THOSE KIDS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GROW UP DURING THE DEPRESSION WERE HARDLY AFFECTED AT ALL:  America’s ‘toxic’ societal problems are crippling millennials. 
Perhaps we should stop their teachers filling their heads with self-hatred and hatred of their country?

I’M GOING OUT ON A LIMB AND SUSPECTING MOMS TEND TO SLEEP ON THE SIDE WHERE THEY CAN BETTER HEAR THE KIDS’ ROOMS:   What your side of the bed says about your political leanings.  Um… have they considered a couple might have the SAME political leanings?  Yes, we ARE one of those couples, why?

IT SSEEMS THAT REDUCING TOXIC MASCULINITY HAS SOME UNFORESEEN SIDE EFFECTS. WHO KNEW?  Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers.

OF COURSE A BA IN WOMEN’S STUDIES SHOULD COMMAND AS MUCH PAY AS A BS IN CHEMISTRY! THEY’RE BOTH BACHELOR’S DEGREES, RIGHT?  Gender pay gap is wider among those with a bachelor’s degree.

Hey, didn’t super-woke Google do a study for comparable skills and figure out what all of us who’ve been in the work force the last 20 years already know: that they pay more for women for comparable skills?  Then why are we still listening to this clap-trap?  Oh, yeah.  Because the Big Lie never dies.

IT SHOULD BE REMEMBERED:  6 June 1944.

THE BLOOD IS ON THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO SPREAD THE NARRATIVE OF “ORANGE MAN BAD”:  Florida woman stabs herself, blames Trump.

YES, THIS IS VERY LONG. NEITHER OF US WAS PAID TO EDIT IT DOWN AND WE BOTH LACKED THE TIME TO MAKE IT BRIEF.  OTOH, I BELIEVE IT’S STILL WORTH READING:  We, Not Us by Bill Reader.

THE TIMES WE LIVE IN MIGHT NOT BE UNIQUELY UNCERTAIN, BUT THEY ARE STILL EXTREMELY UNCERTAIN. PARTLY BECAUSE OF TECH CHANGE, PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY INCOMPETENCE OF THE LEFTISTS THAT GOT POWER FROM THE LONG MARCH THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS, THE SHAPE OF THE FUTURE IS SOMETHING WE CAN’T EVEN GUESS AT, OR NOT WELL:  Nobody Knows Nothin’.

THINGS JUST GOT… INTERESTING:  Looks like Christopher Steele has cut a deal and will turn state’s evidence on Russia Hoax prosecutions.

NICE APPLIES TO CUSTARD AND ICE CREAM SUNDAES. PEOPLE, OTOH, SHOULD STRIVE TO BE GOOD.  WHICH OFTEN MEANS NOT BEING NICE AT ALL:  You’ve already lost the immigration battle if you say this.

SURE, BUT LOOK AT THE FIELD THEY’RE PICKING FROM:  Joe Biden is too stupid to win the nomination (#1).

Here, let me give you a visual:

… there is credible evidence the fire was started by a clown car running into the dumpster…  just saying.

THE DOG RETURNS TO HIS VOMIT, THE SOW RETURNS TO HER MIRE, AND THE BURNT FOOL’S BANDAGED FINGER GOES WOBBLING BACK TO THE FIRE:   Biden Plagiarism Is Repeating History.

ALL GOOD POINTS, BUT THERE’S ANOTHER, ANECDOTAL BUT PERSONAL. ON THE RUN UP TO 2016, MY BLOG KEPT GETTING COMMENTS BY VIRULENT ANTI-SEMITIC, RACIST “OSTENSIBLE TRUMP SUPPORTERS” TO THE POINT I WAS AFRAID OF SUPPORTING HIM (UNTIL TWO VERY GOOD FRIENDS WHO ARE POLITICALLY POLAR OPPOSITES INDEPENDENTLY MADE ME LISTEN TO HIS SPEECHES BECAUSE THEY WERE VOTING FOR HIM.)  THEN I BANNED RUSSIAN IP COMMENTS ON MY BLOG FOR ANOTHER REASON.  AND OVER NIGHT ALL THOSE “TRUMP SUPPORTERS” VANISHED.  IMHO THIS IS WHY OBAMA DIDN’T CURB RUSSIAN INFLUENCE. THEY WERE WORKING AGAINST TRUMP:  Why Didn’t Obama Try to Stop Russian “Meddling”?

NO. BUT READING THE NEW YORK TIMES IS HAZARDOUS TO CHILDREN AND OTHER ALL LIVING THINGS:  Is It Immoral to Travel?

WELL… THAT SURE STINKS:  Xbox deodorant, body wash let you smell like a gamer.

MUCH SHOCKED. SO FACE. WHO COULD HAVE THUNK IT? SAY IT AIN’T SO:  Border officials are finding more cases of unrelated migrants posing as families.

THE CLOWNS SEND FOR THE CLOWN:  House Judiciary Committee calls as its first witness . . . John Dean.