AT THIS POINT ONLY G-D HIMSELF CAN SAVE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FROM ITSELF. AND IT WILL TAKE A MIRACLE:  Why are America’s Jesuits going to bat for Communism?

TELL THE TRUTH OR AT LEAST DON’T LIE:  Finally! I’m back in Tennessee — and Trump’s take on Baltimore.

LOOK, I CAN SEE TREATING THE BIG TECH SITES AS PUBLISHERS, AND/OR CURBING THEIR HAPPY-CENSORSHIP. BUT THIS? THIS IS NONSENSE:  Josh Hawley’s Social Media “SMART” Act Is Government Censorship.

THEY ARE CERTAINLY RIDICULOUS:  Trump Has Only The Best Enemies.

IT’S THE DEMOCRATS. EVERYTHING THEY DON’T LIKE IS RACIST. IT’S LIKE KINDERGARTNERS WHO KNOW ONLY ONE FORBIDDEN WORLD AND CALL IT TO EVERYTHING. THE TEACHER IS A POOPYHEAD, THEIR CLASSMATES ARE POOPYHEADS, THE DOOR IS A POOPYHEAD, PAYDOUGH IS A POOPYHEAD. I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS NOW THE DEMOCRATS NEED A NAP. THEY’RE JUST GOING TO KEEP ACTING UP UNTIL THEY SLEEP AND CALM DOWN:  Republican Is The New Racist In #DemDebate .

And for the love of Bob, someone give them teddy bears and their juice boxes already.

LESS WEIRD THAN SANDERS… LESS WET THAN THE SEA… LESS SHINY THAN THE SUN.  IT’S VALID, BUT IT DESCRIBES JUST ABOUT EVERYONE:  The debate that was and the debate that wasn’t.

FROM A FACEBOOK FRIEND:
Come on. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I LOLed so hard I scared the cats!

TRULY? SERIOUSLY?  Kamala Harris Praises Anti-Semite Who Incited Race Riots, Anti-Jewish Pogroms.

OH, SERIOUSLY?  Rashida Tlaib: Israel ‘exists’ to the ‘detriment’ of Palestinians.

AND THEN THERE’S THIS:  A Visit to Trigger Town.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE. LOOK HOW SHOCKED IT IS:  Democrats’ Attack Machine Revs Up Against Ratcliffe.

UH UH:  Rats! It’s Deja Vu All Over Again.

AND THE WORST PART? THEY’RE MAKING ALL THIS OUT OF NOTHING:   Rage Unhinged: The Celebrity Trump Edition.

AND YOU’RE PAYING FOR BOTH!  Kids Still In Cages; Nancy’s Going To Africa.

ATTENTION, COLORADO:

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AND ALSO:

Because otherwise I’ll never remember to tell anyone, or type the wrong date, or something…

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND DRAGONS, I GIVE YOU THE BABYLON BEE, AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews.

SURE, BUT NO ONE WILL HEAR OF THIS, UNLESS THE GOP MAKES AN AD OF IT. AND MAYBE NOT EVEN THEN:  Ted Cruz blows a hole in Google.

REST OF GOP PLEASE TAKE NOTE: YOU’RE ALLOWED TO GO ON THE ATTACK. IN FACT, AS IN FENCING, IF ALL YOU DO IS DEFEND, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE:  Baltimore Ambush: Trump forces Democrats to defend the indefensible, again.

I KNOW THIS WILL BE A SHOCKER FOR EVERYONE, BUT TLAIB IS WRONG (AND PROBABLY INSANE):  Two perspectives on JUUL.

Among the many things I don’t understand about current democrats are their determined demonization of vaping, while they encourage everyone to smoke pot. I mean, I use neither, and frankly think if you can do without substances, you’re better off. I also believe you have the right to go to h*ll any way you choose to, and I’m not your mother.  (Unless I am, in which case, now you’re adults, I’ll frown very intently at you.)
But why love one and revile the other?  Except of course nicotine doesn’t lead to fuzzy thinking.

THIS IS NOT SNOPES’S FAULT. OR THE BEE’S FAULT. THE FAULT LIES WITH DEMOCRATS INCREASINGLY BEHAVING LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE:  Snopes is not amused…

I THINK THE UN IS AN INSTITUTION WHOSE TIME HAS PASSED:  The UN: through the Looking Glass and beyond.

OH, DEAR LORD. GUYS. YEAH, I HATED BEING KISSED BY MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER, BECAUSE SHE HAD CHIN HAIR. BUT THIS IS SILLY. NOT EVERYTHING IS SEXUAL:  Program says kids need to ‘consent’ to grandma kisses.

FUNNY. THAT’S PRECISELY HOW A LOT OF AMERICANS FEEL ABOUT “UNDOCUMENTED” IMMIGRANTS:  Hamptons homeowners are sick of ‘entitled’, ‘lecherous’ summer houseguests.

OF COURSE, THIS HAPPENED DURING A WEEK WHEN I’VE BEEN FIGHTING SOME VERY ODD VIRUS. FORTUNATELY I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, SINCE MY FANS GOT ALL WEAPONIZED OVER THIS. NONE OF THE PAGES TARGETED WERE DELETED. BUT…  GIVEN THAT NONE OF US ARE NEWBIES OR UNKNOWN, IT’S AMAZING THEY TRIED AT ALL:  Web Reference Giant “Wikipedia” Officially Changes Its Name to “The Memory Hole.”

NO WONDER THEY LOVE ILHAN OMAR. SHE OBVIOUSLY MOONLIGHTS FOR THEM:   CNN editor praised murder of ‘Jewish pigs’ in terrorist attack on Israeli bus.