WHAT THE ACTUAL…  Research facility sued after FBI finds buckets of heads and other body parts sewn together.

LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR:  School teachers are treating little kids like dummies.

WAIT. THERE WAS A DOUBT ON THIS?  Men who are ‘forced-to-penetrate’ are rape victims.

THEY HEARD VENEZUELA WOULD BE LOVELY IF ONLY IT WERE TRUE SOCIALISM:   The Demos’ Socialist Cloward-Piven Pivot.

IT’S LATER THAN YOU THINK. IF NOT NOW, WHEN?  This Little Light of Mine.

SURE. WHATEVER. BUT MOSTLY? VOTER FRAUD. MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD. WE EITHER CLEAN UP THE VOTING OR WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT OUR WAY OUT SOCIALISM:  How did the Squad get elected? And what’s the game plan to get more far leftists into the House?

Until we can, remember this simple plan: lie to pollsters. Lie like a rug. Tell them how much you love the most socialist candidate.  Vote on the day and either in person or (where that no longer happens) take your ballot in at the last possible moment.  If you have a ballot mailed to you and don’t use it, shred it. If they don’t know how many votes to fake, we might have a chance. Follow the plan like your life depends on it. It might.

I HOPE NOT, BECAUSE THE PRC WON THAT ONE.  OH, SURE, WORLD OPINION, BUT THEY REMAINED IN POWER:  The Hong Kong Protest Is Beijing’s New Tiananmen Square.

SAME AS THEY ALWAYS DO:  Democrats Use the Specter of Racism to Sow Racial Discord.

ABOUT TIME: Good riddance: Clinton-man governor of Puerto Rico is finally booted.

VERY MUCH AMEN:  The investigators need to be investigated.

MOST THOROUGHLY HOIST ON THEIR OWN PETARD:  DOJ Invokes Fast And Furious With Refusal To Prosecute Willam Barr For Contempt.

I DON’T KNOW WHO IS MORE DANGEROUS, BUT THE FOUR SOWS OF THE DERPOCALYPSE ARE MORE UNHINGED:  Progressives Versus Pelosi.

DEMOCRATS? FIX SOMETHING? YOU’RE ASSUMING ENTIRELY TOO MUCH COMPETENCE AND CONTACT WITH REALITY:  Mueller is Finished, So Democrats Fix Your Cities.

FUNNY:  Ilhan Omar Lectures America About Racism.

Can someone show Madame Elmi a mirror?

AH, THE LEFT IS STILL THE LEFT:  Vandalizing the Marketplace of Ideas.

NO, I DON’T BELIEVE ALL THESE DEMOCRATS ARE BEING TOLD TO “GO BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM”. THOSE WHO’VE HEARD ME, KNOW MY ACCENT. IF NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME THAT, WHY WOULD THEY TELL THAT TO PEOPLE WITH NO ACCENT?  SOME OF WHOM ARE FAR LESS TAN THAN I AM?  Go Back.

… Exception made if they’re being told to go to h*ll.  I mean, I understand some of them might have come from there, in which case they are indeed being told to go back. I mean, I try not to get metaphysical on these pages, but I’ve heard less likely hypothesis. … I’m just making an effort to interpret this plague of “I too was told to go back” in the most charitable manner possible, you understand?

WE’RE HUMAN, THEREFORE WE CREATE:  Did Archaeologists Just Find the Oldest Art Ever Made? A New Study Claims Archaic Humans Designed Patterns on Bones in China.

OH MANY MORE THAN TWO. TRUST ME: Two Minds, One Thought?

TOO BAD, SO SAD. AFTER THE SHENANIGANS TODAY I ADVISE ALL LEFTISTS TO BUY AN AMPLIFIER SO THEY CAN HEAR ME PLAY THE WORLD’S TINIEST VIOLIN, IN ANSWER TO ALL THEIR SOBBING:  Gibson’s Bakery: “there is serious concern about [Oberlin College’s] ability to pay this sizeable judgment three years from now”.

Pay Up!

A DEMOCRAT LIED? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Elizabeth Warren’s erroneous claim to have tried to help women with breast implant claims when she represented Dow Chemical.

I GOT FRANK J. FLEMING TO WRITE A BLOG POST FOR ME:  FRANK TIPS FOR WRITING SATIRE – by Frank J. Fleming.

RIGHT NOW? SHE’S A BIT PALER THAN I. RELIGION IS NEITHER RACE NOR COLOR:  Tlaib isn’t ‘of color’.

MY PRONOUNS ARE “YOUR MAJESTY” AND “YOUR MOST SERENE MAJESTY.”  I IDENTIFY AS A BEAUTIFUL BUT EVIL SPACE PRINCESS. IT HAS NO CONTACT WITH REALITY, SO MOST OF THE LEFT SHOULD LOVE IT:  Presidential Candidates Listing Gender Pronouns is Insufficient.

WHOA NELLIE:  Elizabeth Warren’s economic plan so bad even CNN says it will crash the economy.

IN A TREE. WORKING AGAINST YOUR FRANCHISEEEEE! (GIVE ME A BREAK. IT’S LATE):  Mueller and Comey: A Cozy Relationship.