SURE. THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GETTING THEM OFF THE STREETS:  San Francisco curbs waste with $200,000 public toilets.

OR, YOU KNOW, SUMMER:  Scientists link Europe heat wave to man-made global warming.

THE LEFT HAS FALLEN HEAD FIRST INTO POE’S LAW. NO WONDER THEY FEEL THE NEED TO FACT CHECK THE BABYLON BEE:  Tulsi Gabbard Is Now a Russian Agent.

SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE MY MIND:  New Worlds For Old.

FROM CELIA HAYES AND JEANNE HAYDEN:  Luna City Behind the 8 Ball.

Welcome to Luna City, Karnes County, Texas … population 2,456, give or take. Fugitive former celebrity chef Richard Astor-Hall is beset with travails attempting to build a new life: an old girlfriend turns up as the bride at a lavish wedding, the family of his pet cat and cooking partner (Captain Kitten in the Kitchen) turn up and demand that the cat be returned … and then there is the matter of the long-missing artistic treasure, the Gonzaga Reliquary, which may still be hidden somewhere around the old Gonzalez family home ranch … Folklore, home folks and gentle comedy about in this eighth venture to the most perfect small town in Texas.

YEAH, NO. THEY CAN’T LET ANY MINORITY OR ANYONE THEY DEEM BELONGS IN THEIR RESERVATION TO STEP OUT. ASK ME HOW I KNOW:  Man says he was beaten in NYC for wearing MAGA hat.

NOT INSIDE THE LEFT BUBBLE, THEY DON’T:  Maybe they realize it’s a bad idea to bring this up.

SURE! YEAH, THAT’S THE PROBLEM: MILLENNIALS! COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE AN OFF-PUTTING AD CAMPAIGN OR OVER-PRICED PRODUCTS:  Millenials with beards are killing the razor industry.

WELL! THAT IS AWKWARD:  Elijah Cummings’ Baltimore home broken into: cops.

BUT… BUT… THEY JUST GOT IT TO KILL SOME RATS:  Rocket launcher discovered at BWI Airport; second found this week.

I ENDORSE THESE CLASSES — BUT CANNOT BELIEVE A DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR & LEGISLATURE ENACTED THEM INTO LAW… OTOH, I WILL BE CURIOUS TO SEE THE COURSE MATERIAL THAT ACTUALLY IS PRESENTED. SO — I AM SURE — WILL PETA BE:   Illinois passes bipartisan law to allow hunting education classes in school curriculum.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Corruption on top of failure at the UN’s Palestine agency.

I WISH I COULD SAY WE’VE REACHED PEAK CRAZY, BUT I’M VERY AFRAID THEY HAVE NOT YET BEGAN TO REEEEEE:  More Than Crazy Years.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY WROTE IT. I DON’T THINK ANY OF THESE CLOWNS CAN READ. NOT EVEN THE SUPPOSED WRITER:  Bin Laden Heir Reportedly Dead, No One Told Gabbard.

WAIT! YOU MEAN GOVERNMENT DOESN’T CREATE THE MONEY IT GIVES AWAY! UN-POSSIBLE! IF THAT WERE TRUE, SOCIALISM WOULD NEVER WORK!  Andrew Yang’s $1,000 A Month ‘Freedom Dividend’ Is A Major Tax Grab.

‘WHITE PRIVILEGE’ IS AN INVISIBLE DEMON EMITTED BY PALE SKIN. IT DOES HEINOUS THINGS, SO IT’S TOTALLY ALL RIGHT FOR THE WOKE TO PREVENT ANY WHITE PERSON FROM EXPRESSING AN OPINION. ANY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO DO PENANCE FOR EMITTING THIS DEMON, BUT THERE IS NO ABSOLUTION. IOW ‘WHITE PRIVILEGE’ IS SOMETHING INVENTED TO MAKE IT OKAY TO HATE ONE RACE AND HOLD ITS MEMBERS IN CONTEMPT. NOT ONLY NO, BUT H*LL NO:  Gillibrand Lectures White Women on Their Privilege.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS THAT IS THE ACADEMIC LEFT IN THE US COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE:  They’ve now decided Lincoln was a Marxist.  No. Seriously. Stop laughing. Or rather, don’t stop. They actually are trying to sell us on this.

This is the craziest thing I’ve read all year. Sadly I don’t think it will remain so.

PLAUSIBLE:  How The Media AND Politicians May Be To Blame For Mass Shootings.

AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO:  You Can’t Force People to Embrace You.

SOME OF US ARE BAAAAAAAD AT FOLLOWING:  Sheep and Goats.

SANITY! AND WHILE IN THE US I WOULDN’T WANT EITHER SYMBOL BANNED, IT’S TIME THE HAMMER AND SICKLE ARE AS REVILED AND ABHORRED AS THE SWASTIKA:  Communism and Nazism Are Now Legally Synonymous in Ukraine.

A LOT OF THESE ATTACKS ARE GOING ON. I’VE NEVER SEEN BATTLE SPACE PREPARATION LIKE THIS, THIS FAR FROM THE ELECTION:  Left-Wing ‘Fact-Checker’ Snopes Is Trying To Deplatform Babylon Bee.

YES, WELL, THERE IS THAT TOO:  The Growing Danger of Misinformed Millennials.

SOMEBODY OPEN UP THE WINDOW (AND DON’T SIT DOWN. NEVER SIT DOWN)*:  Donald Trump at the Overton Window.

*(For reference: Video)

WE HAVE GARGANTUAN VOTER FRAUD. IT’S NOT JUST THE LACK OF VOTER ID LAWS. NO ONE ASKS YOU TO PROVE CITIZENSHIP WHEN SIGNING UP TO VOTE. ALSO THERE’S FRAUD VOTE BY MAIL. THERE’S VOTING FOR PEOPLE IN NURSING HOMES. THERE’S HARVESTING UNVOTED MAIL-IN BALLOTS FROM THE TRASH. WE NEED MASSIVE CLEAN UP. CURIOUSLY, THE PARTY FACILITATING ALL OF THESE FORMS OF FRAUD ARE… THE DEMOCRATS. I WONDER HOW MANY VOTES THEY’D HAVE WITHOUT FRAUD:  Voter Fraud and Voter I.D.