IT’S TIME TO BREAK THIS TOO-FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIP: Red China cracks down on dissidents in the USA.

GOOD:  Trump Rids Major U.S. Container Port of Chinese Communist Control.

A DATE TO REMEMBER:  The Battle of Tours.

BUT THEY LIKE ENABLING THESE LIES:  They Misspelled “Lies”.

FORGET ANTI-COP BIAS, OKAY? IT SHOWS DRASTIC ILLITERACY “ROB’S SOCKS IS WET”? REALLY? PERHAPS INSTEAD OF SJW INSANITY PEOPLE SHOULD LEARN GRAMMAR? JUST A THOUGHT:  Elementary School Worksheet Shows Anti-Cop Bias.

BEFORE CANDLES, IT IS RUMORED, SOCIALIST CALIFORNIA HAD ELECTRICITY:  PR Disaster: PG&E Cuts Power To Millions To Save California From Wildfires.

GAMERS AND HONGKONG:  Protestors are trying to get Overwatch banned in China, using memes of popular hero Mei.

AND SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL THE BABYLON BEE THAT SATIRE IS NOT THE SAME AS REPORTING THE NEWS STRAIGHT UP:  Haunted House For Progressives Just Normal Conservative Man’s Home Containing Bibles, Guns, And A Copy Of The Constitution.

AND ALL WE CAN DO IS REMAIN SANE AND LET THE DOGS BARK, WHILE THE CARAVAN PASSES:  Trump Refuses to Participate in Impeachment Farce.

COMPLETE AND TOTAL INSANITY:  Illegal Alien? What’s That?

THIS INSANITY HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME. IT’S NOT GETTING ANY SANER:  Farewell, Tomahawk Chop!

THEY THINK THEY’RE NATURALLY ENTITLED TO RULE AND HAVE POWER OVER EVERYONE AND WE PRODUCE WAY TOO MANY OF THEM:  Brahmandarins.

INSANITY:  Beyoncé Says Her Daughter Is A “Cultural Icon”.

OUR CORPORATIONS REALLY NEED TO FIGURE OUT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN CHEAP PRODUCTS:  Tiffany Joins the NBA in Kissing Up to China.

DEMOCRAT MAKES SHAMELESS USE OF HUMAN BEINGS. IN OTHER NEWS, SKY STILL BLUE, COLORADO STILL HIGH, HILLARY STILL CROOKED:  Julian Castro And His Asylum Seeker Photo Op.

WE SHOULD SEND THEM TO THE CIRCUS. OLD ROMAN STYLE:  The Democratic Circus Comes To Town.

CHIEF LIES-LIKE-BREATHES:  Liz Warren Tells Another Heap Big Whopper.

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IS IT TO BE A GLOBAL HIT?  Rough Music.

YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT PANCAKEGATE????  Whistlegate roundup.

WAIT IS THIS FROM HER BROTHER OR THE OTHER GUY? THIS WOMAN’S LOVE LIFE WOULD BE BANNED BY AMAZON WHO TAKES DOWN INCEST-PORN:  Omar seeks divorce & casts blame.

But hey, she’s a representative.  I’m not sure what she is representative of. Perhaps anti-Semites on the make.

OH DEAR LORD. LITERALLY:  Report: Communist China Replacing Ten Commandments With Quotes by President Xi.

NEWS SOMEONE COULD HAVE USED, BUT WHICH ARE MUCH TOO LATE NOW:  Ancient DNA puts Black Death’s origin in Russian region.

BUT BUT BUT THIS TIME IT WAS GOING TO WORK!  How progressive policies have crippled Connecticut’s job growth.

SURE. OTOH ASKING FOR ID TO EXERCISE THE FRANCHISE AND PROVE YOU’RE A CITIZEN? RACIIISSSSS:  You have 1 year to get a Real ID or you can’t fly: Here’s how to do it.

It’s the internal consistency and careful reasoning that means the left has science on their side, and you’re a Hater McHatey when you oppose them!