I WOULDN’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE ANY OF THE MAENADS IN WHITE. BUT AMONG THE MANY LIES OF THE PRESS, ONLY DEMOCRAT WOMEN GET TO BE BEAUTIFUL. IT’S OKAY, BECAUSE IT’S THE EASIEST TO DISPROVE, WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT THEY CALLED MICHELLE BEAUTIFUL BUT IGNORE MELANIA:  Girly Stuff is EMPOWERING When Democrats Do It.

Thanks, I’ll believe my lying eyes all the same.

I’D LIKE TO THINK HE IS RIGHT, BUT WE PROBABLY WON’T KNOW FOR SURE FOR ANOTHER MONTH:  Wuhan and the World.

BEST CASE SCENARIO BRACE FOR THE IMPACT. AND GET READY TO TELL YOUR SOFT-HEADED FRIENDS THAT THE RECESSION IS NOT TRUMP’S FAULT, SINCE EVEN TRUMP CAN’T ENGINEER PLAGUES IN CHINA AND INEPT RESPONSES FROM TOTALITARIANS:  Coronavirus: the spiraling economic impact.

FROM MY FRIEND TOM KNIGHTON (CATCH UP WITH HIM AT BEARING ARMS!): With Triumph And Disaster.

Alien life is theoretically possible, but what few signs of life are scattered through the universe are of primitive cultures that barely made it out of their own stone age, if that.

So when a big discovery threatens to shake the very foundations of xenoarcheology, it’s big news. The problem? Someone doesn’t want it discovered and they’re willing to kill to keep that from happening.

When an old friend asks Tommy Reilly and the crew of Sabercat to give them a hand, he can’t say no.

That’s when things get interesting.

AND YOU THOUGHT BEER GOGGLES WERE A PROBLEM:  Erectile dysfunction pills can permanently distort vision.

NO ACTUAL THOUGHTS WERE CONVEYED — BY THIS SAME TOKEN, A LINE OF DOMINOS “COMMUNICATE” WHEN THEY TOPPLE, OR DEMOCRATIC PARTY CANDIDATES WHEN THEY “DEBATE”:  Sand dunes ‘communicate’ when they move, new research claims.

AND SPEAKING OF HOW THINGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN…. WHOEVER EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS?  QUITE A FEW OF US, ACTUALLY, WHO UNDERSTAND BIOLOGICAL ADAPTABILITY AND HOW NATURAL SELECTION WORKS:  Chernobyl shocker as fungi that eats radiation found inside nuclear reactor.

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WHEN EVERYTHING IS IN FLUX? CHANGING WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD:  How Things Have Always Been.

NAH. I THINK THAT’S THE BEST CASE SCENARIO:  Coronavirus is China’s Chernobyl.

WAR MIGHT BE HELL. IT’S ALSO ON OCCASION FUNNY. AT LEAST FROM A LONG DISTANCE PAST:  U-1206’s Toilet Disaster. [Video]

IT’S A DUMPSTER FIRE IN A CLOWN CAR, AND THE CLOWNS ALL HAVE XI-DISEASE:  Dems Vow to Solve the Problems They Usually Ignore.

AND YET YOU FELL FOR OBAMA, CHRISSIE? OBAMA WHOSE ELECTION TIME (OR WAS IT NEWSWEEK? ALL THESE PSEUDO POPULAR MAGAZINES LOOK THE SAME TO ME) HAILED AS “WE ARE ALL SOCIALIST NOW?” OBAMA WHO SAID OUR CONSTITUTION NEEDED MORE POSITIVE LIBERTIES? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, CHRISSIE? DOES BERNIE CALLING HIMSELF WHAT HE IS SCARE YOU?  ISN’T THAT TOO BAD!  Matthews Doesn’t Get A Thrill Up His Leg From Bernie.

IN WHICH I AMBUSH SLEEP-DEPRIVED NEW-FATHERS AND GET THEM TO WRITE POSTS FOR MY BLOG. TOTALLY WORTH IT FOR THE DESCRIPTION OF THE IRS: Socialism and the Democratic Dictatorship.

DISPATCHES FROM AN ALTERNATE REALITY:  Deep thoughts by James Comey.

OCCASIONAL CORTEX, BY DEFINITION, ONLY FIRES UP OCCASIONALLY:  AOC Strikes Again!

NOTE, WHAT HE ACTUALLY SEEMS TO BE SAYING IS “STOP REMOVING THE MASKS AND TELLING THE RUBES WE’RE ACTUALLY COMMUNIST.”  TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE OUT THAT WAS THE DEMOCRATS’ PROBLEM WITH BERNIE. HE GIVES THE GAME AWAY:  “We’re Losing Our Damn Minds.”

ON HOW TRUMP WILL BE REGARDED, I THINK THAT VDH MIGHT NOT TAKE IN ACCOUNT WE ARE IN A HINGE IN THE CULTURE. HONESTLY, A HINGE IN WORLDWIDE CULTURE. I DON’T THINK SHOULD TRUMP HAVE FIVE MORE YEARS, THE HISTORIANS OR THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL BE THE SAME AFTER. AND IF THEY ARE, THEY SHALL TURN THEIR COATS:  Victor Davis Hanson on Hubris, Nemesis in the Deep State.

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Democrats In Chaos After Being Forced To Do Math For First Time.

WHILE LIVING IN TIMES THAT DRIVE WRITERS OF PARODY INSANE, THE BEE SAILS THROUGH IN GLORY:  Pelosi Defends Ripping Up Trump’s Speech, Saying It Was Just A ‘Clump Of Cells’.

I’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, TOO. WE BELIEVE WHAT WE SEE, EVEN WHEN WE KNOW IT’S MADE UP:  McAllister: Hollywood’s Cultural Brainwashing, Explained.

I THINK THE DEMOCRATS IN RED STATES WILL FIND OUR MEMORY IS LONGER THAN THAT:  The Senate votes against removal.

THEY’RE NOT STUPID. NOT REALLY. THEY JUST CAN’T GET OVER: How Things Have Always Been.

AND SINCE PUBLISHING HAS BEEN MENTIONED:   Books That I Cannot Wait Not to Read.

AN ACCURATE AND DISTURBING PORTRAIT:  SOTU: Another reminder, if one was needed, about the Left’s juvenile narcissism.

AND THE WORST PART IS THEY REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD THOSE OPTICS ARE:  State of the Union . . . and the 2020 Race.

WHAT WE HAVE IN FACT IS A KAKISTOCRACY WHO, PROTECTED BY A SIMILARLY INCLINED PRESS WHEN NO ONE ELSE HAD A PODIUM, CONVINCED ITSELF THEY WERE VIRTUOUS AND ALSO SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. THIS WHILE HIRING NOT FOR COMPETENCY BUT FOR COMPLIANCE. THEREBY ACHIEVING IN FOUR GENERATIONS WHAT TOOK EUROPEAN ARISTOCRACIES A CENTURY: SCIONS SO DUMB THEY COULDN’T TELL WHICH END TO PLACE THE CROWN ON WITHOUT HELP:  Going, Going. Gone.