IT’S NOT THE WORDS.  IT’S THE FACT THAT YOU THINK SOCIALISM IS THE CURE FOR AN UNPROVEN PROBLEM AND KEEP TRYING TO STAMPEDE US INTO IT. WHILE NONE OF THE PEOPLE DOING THE STAMPEDING ACT LIKE IT’S REAL. THAT’S FOR STARTERS:  Salon: Don’t Use Science Words To Lecture About Dangers Of Climate Change.  For continuing, it’s the fact that those of us who do understand the “science words” (They’re called scientific terms, morons) know you’re talking nonsense.

OKAY, FIRST, THIS IS NOT FROM THE BABYLON BEE. SECOND… WHO PUTS PANCAKES IN THEIR POCKET? THIRD… SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE NOW INTERVIEWING DISTANT, AGED RELATIVES?  Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims.

It’s pancake-gate.  Impeachable offense!!!!  Reee!

Also, seriously, Newsweek, since when is this “public interest” of any sort, even supposing it were real or made any sense?  I’m starting to think the people who bought you for $1 overpaid.

WHAT REAL RESISTANCE LOOKS LIKE. AND WHAT IT COSTS:  Hong Kongers Bravely Defy Face Mask Ban.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  NBA Chickens Out, Kisses Up To China.

I FIND THIS EVOCATIVE. PERHAPS EVEN INDICATIVE OF THE PRESENT SITUATION:  PAINTINGS: In the Night.

THEY DON’T GET HUMOR. AND THEY HATE IT.  YOU KNOW, THE DEVIL SHALL NOT BE MOCKED, AND ALL THAT.  LEFTISM IS A POSITIONAL GOOD. LET’S DEVALUE IT:  Virtue Signal: the Game of Social Justice.

AH, YES. HE’S ONE SCREAM AWAY FROM THE FULL HOWARD DEAN:   Fits of Rage From Biden: “Focus On The Man”.

THESE AREN’T THE CRAZY YEARS. THESE ARE TREENUTS COPULATING WITH INSECTS YEARS:  Peering Through the Looking Glass.

ROLL LEFT AND CAUSE PEOPLE’S BRAIN CELLS TO DIE BY APOPTOSIS RATHER THAN HEAR MORE “WISDOM” FROM YOU:  Tripping Up.

BE PREPARED, BUT LET’S HOPE WE NEVER NEED TO REACH FOR THE AMMO BOX:  Gun Sales Go Up, Thanks To Democrats.

PROOF THAT MENSA-LEVEL INTELLIGENCE DOESN’T MEAN SOMEONE IS GOOD, OR EVEN SANE:  Geena Davis’ Diversity Tech Doomed to Fail, or Worse.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE? WOKESCOLDS OR YOUR REAL LIFE?  HBO Delivers Double Dose of Open Borders Propaganda.

THE MEDIA IN FACT KEEPS FORGETTING IT DOES NOT FULLY CONTROL THE NARRATIVE:  Sean Davis on Ukraine envoy Volker’s testimony.

BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU PEASANTS TO STARVE IN THE DARK:  Castro: We Need to ‘Phase Out’ Nuclear Energy.

THE FACT THEY’RE GETTING ARRESTED IS GOOD, I SUPPOSE:  Domestic ISIS Arrests Are on the Rise Again.

HOW MUCH IS CHINA POURING INTO THE US? OR ARE THESE PEOPLE PREY TO THE SAME SORT OF FREE-LANCE FAN-OF-DICTATORSHIPS ENTHUSIASM THAT THEY’VE EXHIBITED FOR THE USSR, CUBA AND EVEN VENEZUELA BEFORE THE ROT BECAME OBVIOUS?  Democratic Thought Leader Praises ‘Moral Compunction’ of Red China .

YES. THAT’S WHAT THEY DO:  Democrats start astroturfing in GOP districts to whip up support for impeaching Trump.

HAS ROMNEY INVESTED IN CHINA?  Trump calls Romney ‘a pompous ass’.

THREADING OUR WAY BETWEEN SCYLLA AND CHARYBDIS:  The Perilous Passage.

THE NEW YORK TIMES OR THE BABYLON BEE, WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE:  Free Speech Is Killing Us.

JOHN RINGO TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, JOHN RINGO TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, PLEASE:  In a global pandemic, which countries are safest havens?

IT’S TIME:  Dysfunctional Education.

BECAUSE MOST BILLIONAIRES DON’T KEEP THEIR MONEY IN A BIN TO SWIM IN? IF THE DEMOCRATS HAD ANY IDEA OF LIFE BEYOND DISNEY COMICS IT WOULD HELP:  Why a “Billionaire” Wealth Tax Would Hurt the Working Poor and the Middle Class.

BUT BUT BUT IT’S THE RIGHT KIND OF RACISM!  Racism at Harvard A-OK!

GOOD:  Boris Blindsides Bolshy Remainers.