JUST LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE:  LeBron Sticks His Nike in His Mouth.

WHEN THE DUMPSTER IGNITES:  Klobuchar Wrath Attack: Angry Amy Came to Play.

WELL, THAT MEANS YOU KNOW THE ANSWER:  No, Elizabeth Warren Will Not Tell You Whether Your Taxes Will Go Up.

BEAR THIS IN MIND WHEN NEXT YOU ARE LECTURED ABOUT RESPECTING THE DIGNITY OF THE COURT:  Two male judges shot after female judge gives middle finger during drunken night out.

I DON’T SEE HOW GREENHOUSE GASES OR TRUMP CAN POSSIBLY BE TO BLAME, BUT I’M QUITE SURE THAT THE LEFT WILL FIGURE THIS OUT:  Upside-down rivers’ are melting Antarctica from below.

GOING UP? FASTER PLEASE:  Space ‘elevator’ to the Moon could happen by the end of the century.

ISN’T THAT JUST LIKE A CAT?  Enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar — then smiles at him.

TO THE LEFT ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALL ABOUT THE MESSAGE THAT WILL GIVE THEM POWER.  IT’S LIKE THEY HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND SYMBOLISM OTHER THAN IN THE SERVICE OF THEIR GREED FOR POWER:  SACRIFICING ART-AND EVERYTHING ELSE-TO THE CLIMATE CHANGE CULT.

I HAVE A NOVELLA IN THIS. THERE’S ALSO A STORY BY JIM BUTCHER:  Parallel Worlds: The Heroes Within.

Heroes and villains are not always on the opposite ends of the spectrum of good and evil. Sometimes, all that separates them is a fine line. The stories within “Parallel Worlds” explore the lives of such heroes and what drives them — and what keeps them from crossing over to the other side.

This anthology features nineteen stories from bestselling, award-winning, and emerging authors, and includes brand new, never-before seen stories from Jim Butcher’s, “Dresden Files,” Robert Asprin’s “The Myth-Adventures” by Jody Lynn Nye, and Neo Edmund’s “Red Riding Alpha Huntress Chronicles.”

I’M TIRED OF THE PEARL CLUTCHERS:  Trump: Vulgar president or great president? Or both?

LIKE BREXIT IT WILL HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. THE MORE WE PUSH IT OFF THE MORE LIKELY IT WILL HAPPEN THE HARD WAY:  Do you think this will ever happen?

AND 100% OF THEM ARE AT RISK OF EXTINCTION VIA WINDMILL:  Two-thirds of American birds at risk of extinction, new report claims.

Let’s stop with the silent spring stuff, okay? All it does is cost human lives.

THE ONLY COLLUSION EVIDENT HAS BEEN BETWEEN THE GASLIGHT MEDIA AND THE DEEP STATE OPERATIVES:  Inside the media’s relentless crusade to destroy President Trump.

OH, COME ON, GUYS, THIS IS ETIQUETTE 101. I’M SURE THAT MISS MANNERS COVERED IT. IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN INVITED TO A COUP, YOU CAN’T JUST WALK IN AND JOIN! OF COURSE THEY DON’T WANT INTERLOPERS:  Democracy Dies In Darkness: Adam Schiff Just Banned A GOP Lawmaker From Attending Key Ukrainegate Deposition.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  CNN Whistleblower Reveals Network ‘Vendetta’ Against Trump, Obsession With Impeachment.

EXCUSE ME? WHAT?  California’s Gov. Gavin Newsom signs law to put illegals on state boards.

AREN’T THEY ALWAYS, THOUGH?  Joker: Looking for Outrage and Panic.

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HELICOPTERS:  Jane Fonda Arrested at Capitol Building.  I am going to say “I wish she’d go be a commie elsewhere.”

OH, SHE’S JUST CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT SHE COULD DO IN ANY OTHER… NO, OKAY, SHE’S A REPULSIVE DICTATOR WANNA-BE:  Rashida Tlaib Devising Way to Lock Up Trump Allies.

ME? I’D NEVER QUESTION ELIZABETH WARREN’S AUTHENTICITY. SHE IS AN AUTHENTIC LIAR, 100% CERTIFIABLE AS SUCH, AND WITH A CAREER TO PROVE IT:  NY Times: Republicans Questioning Elizabeth Warren’s Authenticity Are Sexist.

THAT… IS EXTREMELY GOOD NEWS:  Ice! Ice! Everywhere on Mars ice!

HOW DID THE PROGRAM NOT SEE THIS AS A LIKELY RESULT?  Sex offender treatment programme raised reoffending risk as pervs ‘became aroused by graphic details of each other’s crimes’.

ONE MORE THING TO WORRY ABOUT:  A startling number of Americans think they have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS: Maria Bartiromo: IG Report on FISA “Will Be Released October 18th – As Thick as Telephone Book”.

DEAR LORD. LOOK AT THE TIME. IT’S MAD HATTER O’CLOCK:  TV networks to air commercial depicting menstruating men and boys.