OH DEAR LORD:  Heroic Murderous Bastards.

WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE SHE COVERED HERSELF!  NBC Covers for Katie Hill. (Badabum-ching!)

SEE? THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE LACK OF HEADS ON PIKES. WHEN YOU PUT THEIR HEADS ON PIKES, THEY RARELY COME BACK:  James Comey is Back and He’s as Narcissistic as Ever.

OH DEAR LORD!  Evolving Whiteness According To The Woke NYT.

AGAIN WITH THE SHOCKED FACE. BECAUSE OCCASIONAL CORTEX ISN’T DUMB AS ROCKS!  AOC Says Climate Change Is Only Reason Why California Has Wildfires.  (Apologies to rocks!)

MY FACE! LOOK HOW SHOCKED IT IS! SELF PROCLAIMED NATIONAL SOCIALIST SAYS HE WANTS TO STOP AID TO ISRAEL? I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. I MAY NEVER RECOVER:  Sanders Threatens to Withhold Israeli Security Aid.

HE ONLY NOTICED THIS NOW?  Axelrod: Biden in ‘Candidate-Protection Program’ .

OH? NOW THE ENTANGLEMENTS SPARK CONCERN? BUT NOT WHILE DADDY WAS EXTORTING QUID PRO QUO FROM UKRAINE FOR BABY BOY?  Hunter Biden’s China Entanglements Spark Concern in Senate.

NO. IT WAS WRITTEN IN MARXISM. HASTE ISN’T POISONOUS:  WaPo: Headline Calling ISIS Leader ‘Austere Religious Scholar’ Was ‘Written in Haste’ .

AMERICA’S NEW PAPER OF RECORD, THE BABYLON BEE, CONTINUES DOING EXCELLENT WORK:  Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard’s Suicide One Day Early.

OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S ALMA MATER!  THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE:  Jury Awards $100,000 To Student Boston College Punished For A Different Student’s Assault.

CNN? DELUSIONAL? … DO I NEED TO PUT A REWARD ON MY SHOCKED FACE?  COME ON GUYS. I REALLY NEED MY SHOCKED FACE BACK:  Jeff Zucker And Brian Stelter Beclown Themselves At CNN Event.

REALLY, GUYS, I’M SERIOUS. WHICH OF YOU HAS MY SHOCKED FACE?  Joe Lied About Helping Hunter’s Interests.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SHOCKED FACE? PEOPLE KEEP BORROWING IT:  More Bombshells From the Flynn Prosecution.

THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN. JUST NOT ON TRUMP:  Barr probe turns criminal.

AFTER HIS READING A FAKE TRANSCRIPT INTO THE RECORD SCHIFFTY SHOULDN’T BE TRUSTED TO TELL US HOW MANY FINGERS HE HAS OR EVEN THAT HE IS A MAMMAL AND NOT LIE THREE TIMES OUT OF FOUR:  Behold the Lord, Part 1.

I’VE WATCHED PUBLISHING WITH THE PUSH MODEL INSULATE ITSELF FROM REAL NUMBERS. INDIE IS NOT KILLING PUBLISHING. PUBLISHING COMMITTED SUICIDE. INDIE IS JUST MOVING IN:  Insulation from Feedback.

THE FAUXPEACHMENT IS A WAY TO DEFLECT THE RUSSIA PROBE AND CLAIM IT’S JUST AS PARTISAN AS THE GAME THEY’RE PLAYING. I HOPE AND PRAY PEOPLE WON’T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT. THIS IS NOT THE 20TH CENTURY:  The Impeachment & The Russia Probe.

I DONT’ KNOW. I AIN’T DOING IT:  Can dancing the Macarena really fight jet lag?

AND SPEAKING OF TRENDS AND PREDICTIONS. YEAH, HE GOT A TON OF THINGS WRONG, BUT STOPPED CLOCKS, ETC:  Beware Moving Cheese.

OH, IT’S OKAY. THE LEFT ONLY DOES IT WHEN THEY WANT TO SCARE US: Mindlessly Extrapolating Trends = Bad Public Policy.

FAUXPEACHMENT TO HIDE REAL LEFTIST GUILT: Update on the Star Chamber that is the “impeachment inquiry”.

TRUST ME BUDDY, WE KNOW THAT SONG:  Elections have consequences. Already!

IT STARTS WITH DENYING INDIVIDUAL POWER AND TREATING PEOPLE LIKE WIDGETS AND FACELESS AND HELPLESS MEMBERS OF OPPRESSING AND OPPRESSIVE GROUPS.  WHICH IS WHY ANYONE WHO TRIES TO PLAY THE ‘WHITE PRIVILEGE’ CARD SHOULD INSTEAD FOLD IT ALL IN CORNERS AND PROCEED TO INSERT IT IN THE LAND IN THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHEN THE SUN DON’T SHINE:  The Roots of Helpless Behavior.

WHAT? NOT SWEDEN????  HOW DARE YOU?  We’re Number One!