WAIT, WHAT? THEY THINK ANY OF THE OTHER 3 MALE CANDIDATES ARE TO THE RIGHT OF BERNIE? OR DO THEY WANT A COMMIE WHO’S JUST BETTER AT HIDING IT?  Never Trumpers Hit Panic Button Over Bernie, Start Calling for Female Candidates to Drop Out.

(To be fair, Joe is not a commie, so much as suffering from dementia.)

NONE OF THE SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES ARE THE HAPPY LANDS THE LEFT PRETENDS. I HAVE FRIENDS THERE. AS PREDICTABLE, INDIVIDUALS HAVE TROUBLE SUCCEEDING BECAUSE THEY’RE CRUSHED UNDER THE BURDEN OF TAXATION. A GOVERNMENT THAT “LOOKS AFTER YOU” ALSO STOMPS ON YOU. BY DEFINITION:  The truth behind Bernie’s shtick that he just wants to make America like Denmark.

BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES:  Bernie The Commie Praises Castro On 60 Minutes.

GOOD:  Miami Plans Anti-Communism Concert Amidst Bernie’s Support Of Castro.

OH DEAR LORD:  Warren Wants To Be Bernie’s Vice President.

IN A SANE WORLD:  John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ Rereleased With More Realistic Description Of Communism.

I mean, truth in advertising, right?

Imagine there’s no bread
It’s easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags

WHILE, IN RETURN, I’LL TELL THEM TO GAZE UPON MY VERY ARTISTIC MIDDLE FINGERS:  Feminist Art Activists the Guerrilla Girls Will Tell You What Kind of Art You Are Allowed to Enjoy.

When I want their opinion, I’ll….  Never mind.  No call to talk about the impossible.

SHE’S NOT AMERICAN IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD. IMMIGRATION FRAUD IS REASON TO DEPORT, ISN’T IT?  American Ingrate: Ilhan Omar.

WEREN’T WE PROMISED THAT CASUAL, INTIMACY-FREE SEX WOULD BE FULFILLING?  Most women experience sexual distress, new study finds.

IT’S NOT NATURAL. OUR KIDS ARE TAUGHT NOT TO THINK:  How Dumb Are America’s College Students?

FIRST, THERE ARE NO EX-MARINES. A MARINE IS A MARINE IS A MARINE. SECOND, HARD TO BELIEVE HE DID THIS WITHOUT THE AID OF AN AUDIO BOOK:  Ex-US Marine sets Guinness record by holding plank for more than 8 hours.

THAT MOST OF THEM ARE COMMUNISTS SPECIFICALLY RECRUITED TO COME HERE AND CHANGE US? ALSO THAT MOST OF THEM ARE ILLEGAL? OR DO YOU MEAN THAT LIKE CALIFORNIANS THEY BRING THE POLITICS THAT DESTROYED THEIR PLACE OF ORIGIN TO THEIR NEW HOMES. EITHER WAY, I INVITE THOSE PEOPLE TO GO BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM WITH ALL POSSIBLE EXPEDIENCY. WE’LL BUY THEM TICKETS:  What the Nevada vote tells us about Latino Democrats.

(On the serious side. Don’t come here to then accuse people here of “racism” for not treating you as if they owe you something. If you’re a Latin immigrant, FIFO (Fit in or F off.)  And if you and yours have been here for generations and wish to remain here, then assume your responsibility for the American project and for your own life. Stop trying to play the part of victim. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and it destroys not just you but the nation. Also, as someone others — including the State Department — associate with Latin immigrants, I’m sick and tired of it.)

BEHOLD MY FACE! THOU SHALT SEE THAT IT’S SHOCKED!  Mayor Pete: Red Diaper Baby.

AND IN REFERENCE TO THAT LAST ITEM:  The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT YOU NEED THIS IN ALL SORTS OF SITUATIONS:  Since 2015 There Have Been 289 Media Approved Attacks on Trump Supporters.

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. IT’S COMMIEPHOBIA. I’VE HAD IT ALL OF MY ADULT LIFE. THERE IS NO SHAME IN HATING PEOPLE POSSESSED BY AN IDEOLOGY THAT HAS KILLED 100 MILLION HUMAN BEINGS. IT’S JUST RATIONAL:  Berniephobia.

THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF HE PLEAD GUILTY TO BIZARRE STUPIDITY:  Jussie Smollett Pleads Not Guilty to Six Felony Charges of Disorderly Conduct.

NAH. DON’T COUNT TRUMP OUT YET:  ALERT: Coronavirus merges with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

BECAUSE I’VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH:  Unicorn Farts Is No Basis For a System of Government.

AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE:  Flashy Himself – A Literary Diversion.

HE’S FOR WELFARE AND OPEN BORDERS. IOW, HE’S FOR ERASING THE UNITED STATES AS WE KNOW IT. AGAIN I ASK, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE PRESIDENT WHO OPENLY DENIES ANY BELIEF IN THE CONSTITUTION? DOESN’T THIS FALL UNDER THOSE “ENEMIES DOMESTIC” THOSE OF US WHO TOOK THE OATH PROMISED TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION FROM?  Bernie: Total price of my promises is unknown, but Medicare for All alone is $30 trillion.

TORTURED BY THE DEEP STATE:  The ordeal of K. T. McFarland.

THE SNAKE IS DEAD, BUT ITS EGGS ARE HATCHING:  Stalin’s last laugh.

JUST REMEMBER TOTALITARIAN REGIMES WILL USE THIS TO CONDUCT PURGES. REMEMBER THE NAZIS FIRED UP THE GAS OVENS TO DOUBLE TIME EVEN AS THEY KNEW THEY’D LOST:  Coronavirus hits Iran, mullahs put it to use.

HE’S TAKING AWAY ALL THEIR PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, THE MEANIE:  Liberal Tears Flow At MSNBC After Bernie Win.