INTERNATIONALISM IS A WAY FOR THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ELITES TO PRETEND THERE IS REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT WHILE DOING WHAT VERY WELL PLEASES THEM. FOR EVERYONE ELSE, IT’S DESTRUCTION:  Citizens of Nowhere.

CORRUPTOCRATS:  Brennan brays.

MAYBE AMAZON WILL DELIVER:  Seattle City Council Needs To Go, Amazon Gives Help.

CAN WE AT LEAST NOT IMPORT CORRUPTOCRATS?  Ilhan Omar and the Armenian Genocide.

I’M SO TIRED OF THESE CORRUPTOCRATS:  Schiff and Pelosi Try to Hold the Nation Hostage.

A) AMERICA’S NEW PAPER OF RECORD, SO IT MUST BE TRUE.  B) WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST TRUMP TO SAY THIS IF HE KNEW THE LEFT WOULD GO NUTS(ER) C) THAT‘S WHY THERE’S CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON MY FAVORITE STATION. WELL DONE, MISTER PRESIDENT. AND WELCOME TO THE PARTY, BABYLON BEE. YOU’LL HAVE TO UP YOUR GAME TO MAKE UP AS MUCH CRAZY STUFF AS THE WASHINGTON POST:  Trump Claims He Personally Pushed Al-Baghdadi Off Nakatomi Plaza.

AND NO, YOU’LL NEVER MAKE UP STUFF AS CRAZY AS HILLARY DOES: Hillary Clinton: Trump ‘Grooming’ Russian ‘Favorite’ Gabbard.

Flashing videos in the dark web… in Hillary’s mind. Is the left so far gone they don’t realize she’s gone insane?

I NEVER SAID I WASN’T SCARED: Fraying.

WHAT HE SAID:  Twenty Years Too Early, Ten Years Too Late and the Relic From Rome.

WELL, THAT AND SHE WAS THE GOODEST GIRL!  Trump’s praise for the dog that helped capture al Baghdadi was a psy-ops classic.

LOOK, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF NANCY GREY GOOSE PELOSI IS A LIE OR A DECEPTION:  Pelosi’s deceptive ‘impeachment vote’.

SCHIFF IS USEFUL. HE’S LIKE THE WALKING EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH OUR POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT. SURE, HE’S HEINOUS AND MAKES US RECOIL. BUT HE’S ALSO OBVIOUSLY WHAT WE NEED TO FIGHT:  Schiff Directing Witnesses Not To Answer GOP Questions.

TRUST ME, WE DON’T WANT TO GET STUCK IN OUR BACKYARD EITHER. FIRST, IF WE START TRYING TO MAKE FUNCTIONAL NATIONS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH, WE DON’T STOP TILL BRAZIL. SECOND, WE — OUR CULTURE — WILL GET SWALLOWED BY THE DYSFUNCTIONAL ONES. SEAL THE BORDER AND LET THEM SORT THEMSELVES OUT. IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME THEY HAD THE CHANCE:  The Nations In America’s Backyard Are Falling Apart While The U.S. Remains Stuck In The Middle East.

DO THEY HEAR THEMSELVES? DO THEY EVEN KNOW THE PSYCHOLOGY OF THE CULTURE INVOLVED? ARE THEY JUST LOBOTOMIZED AND UNABLE TO SAY ANYTHING THAT ISN’T “ORANGE MAN BAD”?  Max Boot: Trump Wrong For Speaking Bad About Dead Terrorist.

BUT THE PROBLEM OF PLASTIC WASTE IN THE SEA (WHICH IS NOT REALLY AS BIG AS IT’S BEEN PAINTED)  WILL TOTALLY BE SOLVED BY THE WEST BANNING STRAWS…  China’s ocean waste surges 27 percent in 2018.

WEIRDLY MY OBSERVATIONS IN HALF A CENTURY IN THIS WORLD HAVE BEEN OPPOSITE THIS, BUT FINE:  Narcissism may be the key to happiness, study finds.

OLDER SON’S VERY FIRST WORD WAS “MEOW”:  Cat conversation with 18-month-old caught by baby monitor.

WE EVOLVED TO EAT MEAT – ARE YOU AN EVOLUTION DENIER?  Vegetarian ate 1 burger, got hooked and became butcher.

I STILL SAY EVERYTHING SINCE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK IS A HAN SOLO IN CARBONITE NIGHTMARE:  ‘Game Of Thrones’ writers bail on ‘Star Wars’ trilogy.

PLAUSIBLE:  CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College.

YOU MUST HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA. I, ALAS, DON’T:  Entertainment Media’s New Foe: ‘The Movie Man Wave’.

GOOD:  Judge Reopens Nicholas Sandmann lawsuit against Washington Post.

PELOSI REALLY SHOULD LIMIT HERSELF TO ONE BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE A DAY:  House to Hold Vote to Formalize the Procedures of the Impeachment Inquiry.

YES, THAT HAS BECOME OBVIOUS:  Under Obama, there came to be a cancer in the Pentagon.

THIS MONTH HAS BEEN SO CRAZY I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I LINKED THIS BEFORE. IF NOT, IT’S STILL WORTH READING: SACRIFICING ART-AND EVERYTHING ELSE-TO THE CLIMATE CHANGE CULT.

YEAH, I KIND OF ASSUMED EVERYTHING!  What the NY Times got wrong about slavery in the US.