THE POOR MAN. I WAS VERY SORRY TO HEAR OF HIS IMPENDING SUICIDE:  Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton Deposition.

AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? (RUNS):  Why is there any matter in the universe at all? New Sussex study sheds light.

FLOUNCE!  Chris Matthews Abruptly Announces Retirement, Walks Off Set.

YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN SAYING FOR A LONG TIME THAT OUR HOMELESS ARE THE CANARIES IN THE COAL MINE. IF THEY AREN’T DROPPING DEAD LIKE CITIZENS OF WUHAN, YOU TOO ARE PROBABLY SAFE. IF THEY START DROPPING DEAD, WORRY. AND WASH YOUR HANDS:  Wuhan Virus Watch: Los Angeles public health officials worry about coronavirus hitting homeless camps.

WALK TOWARDS THE FIRE. RUN TO THE SOUND OF GUNS. YOU CAN’T TAKE THE CULTURE OR THE NATION BACK BY HIDING UNDER YOUR BED AND WISHING. REMEMBER BREITBART:  “Walk toward the fire” — Andrew Breitbart died 8 years ago.

DON’T FORGET, NEVER FORGET CULTURES ARE DIFFERENT AND THINGS LIKE VIRUSES BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT CULTURES:  A masterful post explains why coronavirus in China and America may differ.

PRETTY MUCH:  Coronavirus: Stay Calm and Avoid the Hype.

YOU KNOW, AFTER OBAMA, WE KIND OF NEEDED IT:  So God Sent Us a Salesman.

KEN LIZZI’S: Boss: Falchion’s Company, Book 1 is now in audio.

A city governed by wizards can still have an underbelly that is governed by crime lords. Out-of-work mercenary Falchion arrives in the city of Groft and signs on with the boss of the organized crime outfit. But when Falchion’s distaste for the work angers the boss, his only move is to become the boss himself.

Even if he succeeds, Falchion will have more trouble in store – trouble that his sword alone may be unable to cut through. For, there is a connection between the underground criminal organization and the wizards in their lofty towers, and no one received wizardly permission for a change in leadership.

CELIA HAYES REMINISCES:  You Can’t Go Home Again.

I MIGHT TAKE HIS CRITICISM OF TRUMP’S BLOCKING THE UN’S PRO-ABORTION AGENDA MORE SERIOUSLY IF BURUNDI, EGYPT, RWANDA, CUBA, VENEZUELA, CHINA, INDIA, SAUDI ARABIA and the UNITED ARAB EMIRATES WEREN’T MEMBERS OF THE UN HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL.  MIGHT – BUT PROBABLY WOULDN’T:  UN chief declares women’s inequality ‘stupid’ and a global shame.

Also, let’s be real, okay? This guy is PORTUGUESE.  My kids who are no shrinking violets or PC mavens, are always shocked by the casual sexism built into Portugese culture. This isn’t the pot calling the kettle anything. This is the pot screaming that the teacup is much rustier.

WELL, DUH. AND AMAZON TOO:  Coronavirus Outbreak Benefits Netflix, Other ‘Stay-at-Home’ Companies.

IF NOTHING ELSE, THE FACT THAT MOST PORN HAS FEWER PLOT HOLES THAN HIS LAST SEVERAL MOVIES OUGHT TROUBLE HIM:  Maitland Ward says Steven Spielberg has some reason to ‘be concerned’ about daughter’s new adult film career.

I COULD DO WITH LESS INTERESTING TIMES:  The Battling B’s.

BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S OPPOSED TO AUTHORITARIAN WAYS. IT WILL TOTALLY BE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM, WHICH IS LIKE FAMINE AND DEATH WITH HAPPY FUN SPRINKLES:  Sanders promises broad executive actions at California rally.

EXCEPT THE NET LET US KNOW WE WERE NOT ALONE. NOW THEY CAN ONLY BLIND THEMSELVES TO THE FACT THAT WE EXIST. THEY CANNOT STOP US:  AG Barr: ‘Remarkably Monolithic Press’ Aids Progressives In Making Us All ‘25-Year-Olds Living In The Government’s Basement’.

Also “monolithic” is a funny way to spell “traitors to the US and the Constitution.”  Must be one of them newfangled whole word things.

WELL. BLESS HIS HEART. YOU KEEP LECTURING US AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT A REBELLION LOOKS LIKE:  Bloomberg Implies Voters In 2016 Were Wrong To Rebel Against ‘Intelligentsia’.

IN CASE THAT FIRE STILL SMOLDERS:  Coronavirus: When All Else Fails, Try Reason.

HE’LL BE MISSED…. LIKE AN ACCORDION AT THE BATTLE FRONT:  Pete Buttigieg dropping out of presidential race.

MORE WATER FOR THAT FIERY HAIR:  A biochemist reviews the Trump administration’s continuing response to COVID-19.

DUH:  Media Hoaxes: No, Trump Did Not Call Coronavirus a Hoax, and No, Fauci Was Not “Muzzled”.

KINDLY EXTINGUISH THE FIRE IN YOUR HAIR:  Pandemic? Don’t Panic!

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence.

ROLLS EYES SO HARD THEY GO UNDER THE SOFA AND BECOME COATED IN CAT HAIR:  Indie Shocker Shows White Couple Torturing Illegal Immigrants.

ALL COLLEGES DO. WE LET BEARDO THE WEIRDO TAKE THEM OVER:  It’s unsurprising that Ivy League colleges churn out dangerous leftists.