CLEMSON NEEDS A FACULTY AND STAFF THAT LOOKS LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA: Clemson employee political giving skewed left even as the surrounding county votes deep red.

I MEAN, HE’S NOT WRONG:

"Hitler was a failed art student and a vegan who blamed all his problems on rich people and the Jews.

"If he was around today, he'd be attending the Green Party conference'

Superb @LeoKearse 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/LzwAyh5QZb

— Jack (@FFS_WhatNow) March 29, 2026

KILLING COMMIES IS DEEPLY MORAL, LIKE PUNCHING NAZIS:

As a kid, when we were having a truly great day with my Vietnam vet dad. I mean a TRULY great day. Like when we drove the final nail in the porch we built together or the time I caught the biggest bluefish he’d ever seen.

He’d hand me the rest of his beer, walk to the car for… https://t.co/w1WKSVSl08

— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) March 28, 2026

Especially as it’s getting harder to tell the two apart.

#JOURNALISM:

That's an interesting take, because the Iranian AI slop clearly shows the entire city of Tel Aviv in flames. You know, from the indiscriminate missile campaign that failed in its mission to indiscriminately target the entire nation of Israel. Plus Qatar, UAE etc.

That plus… https://t.co/VJ7tUW9fzr

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 29, 2026

JUSTICE SCALIA THOUGHT BULLYING COULD SERVE A PROTECTIVE FUNCTION AGAINST WEIRDOS:

Since the French Revolution, the great enemy of functional civilization has been Bioleninism, the amalgamation of life's losers into a wrecking ball driven by spite and envy

Carlyle said the infamous Philippe Egalité, duc d'Orléans, had every deadly sin written upon his face as… https://t.co/d5qY6BDtWE

— Will Tanner (@Will_Tanner_1) March 29, 2026

PROBABLY: Is Thorium the Future of Nuclear Energy?

BLOOD LIBELS: Politico Publishes Cartoon Depicting Trump, Republicans Wearing Blood-Covered Jewish Prayer Shawls, Yarmulkes Amid Bags of Money: The outlet included the cartoon in a round-up of the week’s ‘best.’ It also features Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu with an exaggerated nose.

HUMAN RIGHTS AND THE RULE OF LAW CLEARLY REQUIRE THIS: Republic of Somaliland Asks U.S. to Extradite Ilhan Omar There to Face Justice. “In fact, the Republic of Somaliland shared a fascinating X thread recently exposing Omar’s family for war crimes and fraud and illustrating why the government might wish to see her extradited to their country. Did you know Omar’s father participated in the Isaaq Genocide? Why would we ever have let this family come into our country?”

Why, indeed?

#JOURNALISM:

No reporting is actually disputing they were Hezbollah members.

Ryan Grim knows they were Hezbollah members.

But he believes terrorists should be able throw on a TEMU press vest (an actual war crime, btw) and receive total immunity.

Ask yourself why. pic.twitter.com/ENbKrAFGhh

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 28, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Have fun!

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO FLY, SALUTE YOU: Artemis 2 astronauts arrive at Kennedy Space Center ahead of NASA’s historic launch around the moon. I wish them good luck, and Godspeed.

Flashback: NASA’s Artemis moon mission is flirting with disaster.

THIS IS WHAT THE DISPATCH IS LIKE IN 2026:

Come on. https://t.co/H6AvD40jdt

— The Man, The Myth, The Legend (@SixtySecDragon) March 27, 2026

The source denies saying this in thst article. You are pushing misinformation like a useful idiot pic.twitter.com/KUvJak5iID

— Cujo (@cccuuujjjooo) March 27, 2026

Imagine thinking this is a real story. Jesus Jonah.

— J.D. Haltigan, PhD 🏒👨‍💻 (@JDHaltigan) March 27, 2026

WHAT ARE THE DEEP SEVENS UP TO NOW? Scientists Uncover Unexpected Behavior Deep Inside Earth’s Mantle.

HEALTHSPAN IS IMPORTANT: Rethinking Aging: Why Healthspan Should Be The Goal.

ELECTRIC ACCELERATION: 2026 Porsche Cayenne Electric First Drive: Physics May Have Met Its Match.

MAKE THEM PAY: Petrolino Sues New Jersey State Police for Violating 1st and 2nd Amendments.

THINK HOW MUCH MORE EXCITING IT WOULD BE IF IT STILL HAD COCAINE IN IT: Brewers are turning Coca-Cola into a very boozy wine. It’s actually a mead, more technically a bouchet.

ROCKET REPORT: Rocket Report: Russia reopens gateway to ISS; Cape Canaveral hosts missile test.

STRANGE NEW RESPECT FOR FRANCISCO FRANCO:

SO I GUESS THIS MEANS GRAHAM PLATNER ISN’T JUST A NAZI AND A COMMUNIST, BUT “PRO-RAPE.” “Holy f—, how about people just take some responsibility for themselves and not get so f—ed up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to?”

In posts first reported by The Washington Post, Platner responded to a Reddit commenter who wrote, “There’s always that story about the girl who gets raped because she drank too much and somebody took advantage of that.”

Platner responded, “Holy f—, how about people just take some responsibility for themselves and not get so f—ed up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to? Men and women, you make a choice to consume enough of a substance to lose your self control. So if you don’t want to be in a compromising situation, act like an adult for f—s sake.”

Everyone knows that only men are responsible for what happens when they are drunk. What’s funny is that Platner’s position would have been seen as common sense by everyone a few decades ago.

TEACHING THEM MATH OR GRAMMAR WOULD BE MORE USEFUL: Campuses host trainings for students as young as 14 to become ‘abortion doulas.’

OUR RULING CLASS IN A NUTSHELL: An Unjustified Arrogance.

DIVERSITY PROBLEM: Long Island University faculty donations nearly unanimous for Democrats.

PEOPLE ARE HARD TO PLEASE, AND THE INFLUENCER CROWD LIVES TO COMPLAIN, AND LIVES BY COMPLAINING:

We're getting like 95% of all we ever wanted immigration-wise with this administration and nobody seems to give a shit https://t.co/2xewfTNojz

— aqualover420 (@aqualover420) March 27, 2026

RISE OF THE MACHINES: The Robots Are Coming.