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March 14, 2025
ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Dumped Host Joy Reid Set to ‘Scream Bloody Murder’ Over Being Axed from MSNBC – ‘She Knows Where the Bodies are Buried and Is Getting Set to Torch Network to Ground!’
An unrepentant Joy Reid is set to scream bloody murder and seek vengeance against MSNBC for canceling her show, The ReidOut , and unceremoniously kicking her out the door, RadarOnline.com can reveal.
The 56-year-old anchor, who had been with MSNBC for over a decade, is said to be furious over what she sees as a backstabbing betrayal from the very network she helped build.
An MSNBC insider said: “She’s livid, and she knows everything. She’s ready to burn the house down.”
Including any future television career for herself, apparently:
REMINDER: Do not trash your former employer. Maybe they deserve it. Maybe they don’t.
For YOUR sake, do not trash your former employer.
Cause you know who’s watching? Your next potential employer. And they just decided you’re not worth the headache. pic.twitter.com/9xtz2ikOHO
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 14, 2025
INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU: Man sets himself on fire at South Carolina Tesla charging stations while trying to torch them with Molotov cocktails.
WHO WAS PRESIDENT AGAIN? Explosive Update to Biden Autopen Scandal Reveals Unelected Staffer’s Role.
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Did He Have to Go Full Mongo? “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and before we begin I need to assure you that no horses were harmed in the making of this week’s Florida Man Friday.”
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(Salena Zito already responded beautifully to that piece earlier this week.)
ALSO THE ATLANTIC:
Maybe it would help if the Democrats knew any men.
UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
Not understanding the concept of busting balls is one of many reasons they’re not reaching men. https://t.co/MNVwGKjPgQ
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) March 10, 2025
Plus:
ANOTHER UPDATE:
Trump Announces Creation Of Strategic JD Vance Meme Reserve https://t.co/xs6ruRv8ly pic.twitter.com/fOTRPKSkac
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2025
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD ONCE AGAIN DOING STRAIGHT-UP REPORTAGE:
Federal Judge Appoints Himself President https://t.co/kgRBWZ9voM pic.twitter.com/byTFB2z0nI
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2025
Related: Trump Demands Supreme Court Rein In Lawless Leftwing Tyrants in Judge’s Robes.
MUSK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME IS REAL AND IT IS STUPID: The Stupidest Example Of Musk Derangement Syndrome Yet. “Why yes, that’s the problem, you simply didn’t call people who disagree with your politics Nazis hard enough. Doubling down on that will surely make your agenda of child mutilation, trannies in women’s sports, open borders and wasting taxpayer money to secretly fund the far left super popular.”
THE NEW SPACE RACE: Space Force wants six kinds of space weapons—including anti-satellite lasers.
DOGE, THE EARLY YEARS:
OMG this is not AI, it's real. It's a must watch.
2011. Obama announces a DOGE department and puts Joe Biden in charge of it! 😂
"Nobody messes with Joe." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/obGsYHzmMr
— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 14, 2025
Well, we know Obama wasn’t very serious about this cost-cutting effort, because Joe was allegedly in charge it. (“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f*** things up,” to coin a phrase.) Note that Joe’s speech is slowing down a bit in this 2011 video, there are several edits in his portion of the clip, and he looks a little glassy-eyed, but he’s not yet the withered husk of 2020-2024.
UPDATE: Flashback: When Did DOGE Really Launch?
Obama and Biden promised taxpayers a DOGE-esque housecleaning. They conceded the point of its necessity. Eventually, voters were going to demand delivery on those promises. They whetted the appetite for an outsider to come in and clean house — and even then, it took Trump a second opportunity to make good on it.
To be fair, though, Obama and Biden weren’t the first to virtue-signal on that point. Bill Clinton and Al Gore made a big production over their study on “reinventing government,” launching what certainly looked like a DOGE-esque effort to put the recommendations into action. Like Obama, Clinton put his VP in charge of the effort, which went exactly nowhere after the press conference announcing it. It sure seems like a consensus existed for a major executive branch overhaul for decades before Mr. Musk came to Washington.
Dems were happy to go along with both Obama and Clinton, because they knew it was all kabuki — but now they’re terrified — and furious — that Trump and Musk are actually implementing a plan to shrink government.
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™ — A Sanctuary State for Pedos? Yes, Really.
IT CERTAINLY IMPROVES IT: Does exercise really extend life? Twin study offers new insights.
ANALYSIS: TRUE.
Dems can't compete on alt media because their ideas suck, money's the only reason they dominate legacy media.
Much of that money stolen from taxpayers. https://t.co/KgDv4uun2y
— Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) March 14, 2025
If you hadn’t heard it was a thing — and you probably hadn’t — Michelle Obama’s podcast is a bomb.
WHY ARE LIBERAL WOMEN SO MISERABLE? Social psychologist Dr. Luke Conway, writing on the Rod Martin Report, surveys the data and concludes two factors — traditional marriage and religious faith and practice — are keys to understanding the answer.
TAKE THAT, GEORGE BERNARD SHAW: Billionaires and Hunger?
I hate typos I can’t see for an hour.
YOU WILL EAT RAW FOOD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT: NOAA study says cooking contributes substantially to ozone pollution in L.A. area.
SCIENCE!
Jennifer Manly, the Columbia professor who marched for Hamas and secured $100 million in public funds for pseudo-scientific research claiming that racism causes Alzheimer's in black people, has locked her account. pic.twitter.com/K8nsI6ZAiu
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) March 14, 2025
Manly’s BlueSky profile says she’s into “Brain Health Equity,” whatever that is.
SUMMER RERUN SEASON STARTS EARLY THIS YEAR ON TELEVISION: ‘Mercury Poisoning Is Back:’ Colbert Freaks Out Over EPA Deregulation.
Joe Biden became president in 2021, which was not that long ago, but according to CBS’s Stephen Colbert, repealing Biden-era EPA regulations is a public health crisis of grave consequence. Colbert made the remarks on Thursday’s edition of The Late Show, where he also expressed his lack of interest in the financial cost of regulations.
Reaching for the alcohol, Colbert declared, “Trump also, and I want to be fair, is ruining everything. For instance, his EPA, his Environmental Protection Agency, announced plans to repeal dozens of the nation’s most significant environmental regulations, including more than two dozen protections against air and water pollution. I mean, just even hearing that stresses me out. I need a drink, man. There you go. Oh, my god. That’s water.”
Moving on, Colbert added, “The EPA is also going to overturn limits on soot from smokestacks and restrictions on emissions of mercury. Mercury poisoning is back, baby! Pretty soon your horoscope’s gonna read, ‘This month, Mercury is in retrograde and also in your brain. Blaaaaaaggahhhaa.’”
Colbert’s source for this was a New York Times article that included a note that the soot and mercury regulation was a Biden rule, but Colbert made it seem like Trump was turning the clock back to the 1870s.
Or maybe 2003, when James Lileks wrote: “For all these accusations to work, you have to believe that Republicans want poisoned water. You have to believe they drink different water than everyone else. And, of course, they do:”
Doubt it? Switch parties. Join the GOP, and see what happens: cheerful clean-cut uniformed men show up the next day, and take you off the city water lines. They’ll connect you to the special Republican water system that crosses the nation, supplying pure clean perfect water to GOP households. You can get it without Fluoride, too, as a sop to the Birchers and Goldie holdovers.
And there’s more! They’ll also install special GOP “screens” for your windows — they’ll trap airborne pollutants as small as three molecule across. You’ll also have access to rich, satisfying Republican sunshine, which tans you twice as fast — just look at Bob Dole! — and you’ll enjoy even-tempered Republican weather all year long. This is why Republicans don’t care about pollution, or bad water, or the ozone layer, or global warming: for all practical purposes, they’re not living on the same planet as the rest of the people, so they don’t care at all what happens to you.
True! All true! Invite a Republican over and hand him a glass of water. Watch him avoid drinking it — sometimes they spill it, sometimes they just say “I had water earlier today, thanks anyway” — and sometimes they sneak a little sponge out of their cuff, put it in their mouth and pretend to drink. Oh, they’re clever.
Well, if this isn’t true, then perhaps . . . maybe . . . there’s another side to this arsenic debate. Is it possible? Could it be?
Nahh, that’s just crazy talk.
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