READER FAVORITE: DEWALT 20V MAX Cordless Drill and Impact Driver. #CommissionEarned

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Dumped Host Joy Reid Set to ‘Scream Bloody Murder’ Over Being Axed from MSNBC – ‘She Knows Where the Bodies are Buried and Is Getting Set to Torch Network to Ground!’

An unrepentant Joy Reid is set to scream bloody murder and seek vengeance against MSNBC for canceling her show, The ReidOut , and unceremoniously kicking her out the door, RadarOnline.com can reveal.

The 56-year-old anchor, who had been with MSNBC for over a decade, is said to be furious over what she sees as a backstabbing betrayal from the very network she helped build.

An MSNBC insider said: “She’s livid, and she knows everything. She’s ready to burn the house down.”

Including any future television career for herself, apparently:

REMINDER: Do not trash your former employer. Maybe they deserve it. Maybe they don’t.

For YOUR sake, do not trash your former employer.

Cause you know who’s watching? Your next potential employer. And they just decided you’re not worth the headache. pic.twitter.com/9xtz2ikOHO

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 14, 2025

CHANGE: The Center of Gravity in the Fight for Second Amendment Rights Shifts to the States.

INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU: Man sets himself on fire at South Carolina Tesla charging stations while trying to torch them with Molotov cocktails.

WHO WAS PRESIDENT AGAIN? Explosive Update to Biden Autopen Scandal Reveals Unelected Staffer’s Role.

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: Did He Have to Go Full Mongo? “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and before we begin I need to assure you that no horses were harmed in the making of this week’s Florida Man Friday.”

BE PREPARED: Membrane Solutions Straw Water Filter, Survival Filtration. #CommissionEarned

THE ATLANTIC:

(Salena Zito already responded beautifully to that piece earlier this week.)

ALSO THE ATLANTIC:

Maybe it would help if the Democrats knew any men.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

Not understanding the concept of busting balls is one of many reasons they’re not reaching men. https://t.co/MNVwGKjPgQ

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) March 10, 2025

Plus:

ANOTHER UPDATE:

Trump Announces Creation Of Strategic JD Vance Meme Reserve https://t.co/xs6ruRv8ly pic.twitter.com/fOTRPKSkac

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2025

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD ONCE AGAIN DOING STRAIGHT-UP REPORTAGE:

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President https://t.co/kgRBWZ9voM pic.twitter.com/byTFB2z0nI

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 14, 2025

Related: Trump Demands Supreme Court Rein In Lawless Leftwing Tyrants in Judge’s Robes.

MUSK DERANGEMENT SYNDROME IS REAL AND IT IS STUPID: The Stupidest Example Of Musk Derangement Syndrome Yet. “Why yes, that’s the problem, you simply didn’t call people who disagree with your politics Nazis hard enough. Doubling down on that will surely make your agenda of child mutilation, trannies in women’s sports, open borders and wasting taxpayer money to secretly fund the far left super popular.”

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Space Force wants six kinds of space weapons—including anti-satellite lasers.

DOGE, THE EARLY YEARS:

OMG this is not AI, it's real. It's a must watch.

2011. Obama announces a DOGE department and puts Joe Biden in charge of it! 😂

"Nobody messes with Joe." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/obGsYHzmMr

— MAZE (@mazemoore) March 14, 2025

Well, we know Obama wasn’t very serious about this cost-cutting effort, because Joe was allegedly in charge it. (“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to f*** things up,” to coin a phrase.) Note that Joe’s speech is slowing down a bit in this 2011 video, there are several edits in his portion of the clip, and he looks a little glassy-eyed, but he’s not yet the withered husk of 2020-2024.

UPDATE: Flashback: When Did DOGE Really Launch?

Obama and Biden promised taxpayers a DOGE-esque housecleaning. They conceded the point of its necessity. Eventually, voters were going to demand delivery on those promises. They whetted the appetite for an outsider to come in and clean house — and even then, it took Trump a second opportunity to make good on it.

To be fair, though, Obama and Biden weren’t the first to virtue-signal on that point. Bill Clinton and Al Gore made a big production over their study on “reinventing government,” launching what certainly looked like a DOGE-esque effort to put the recommendations into action. Like Obama, Clinton put his VP in charge of the effort, which went exactly nowhere after the press conference announcing it. It sure seems like a consensus existed for a major executive branch overhaul for decades before Mr. Musk came to Washington.

Dems were happy to go along with both Obama and Clinton, because they knew it was all kabuki — but now they’re terrified — and furious — that Trump and Musk are actually implementing a plan to shrink government.

IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™ — A Sanctuary State for Pedos? Yes, Really.

IT CERTAINLY IMPROVES IT: Does exercise really extend life? Twin study offers new insights.

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

Dems can't compete on alt media because their ideas suck, money's the only reason they dominate legacy media.

Much of that money stolen from taxpayers. https://t.co/KgDv4uun2y

— Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) March 14, 2025

If you hadn’t heard it was a thing — and you probably hadn’t — Michelle Obama’s podcast is a bomb.

RIP: Former US Sen. Alan Simpson of Wyoming, who bridged partisan gaps with his quick wit, dies at age 93.

WHY ARE LIBERAL WOMEN SO MISERABLE? Social psychologist Dr. Luke Conway, writing on the Rod Martin Report, surveys the data and concludes two factors — traditional marriage and religious faith and practice — are keys to understanding the answer.

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: My partner works at JP Morgan and is being forced back into the office. I’m terrified of what this means for our relationship.

CORN, POPPED: AOC Is So Mad at Schumer Over His Support for the CR, She May Primary Him.

TAKE THAT, GEORGE BERNARD SHAW: Billionaires and Hunger?

I hate typos I can’t see for an hour.

YOU WILL EAT RAW FOOD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT: NOAA study says cooking contributes substantially to ozone pollution in L.A. area.

SCIENCE!

Jennifer Manly, the Columbia professor who marched for Hamas and secured $100 million in public funds for pseudo-scientific research claiming that racism causes Alzheimer's in black people, has locked her account. pic.twitter.com/K8nsI6ZAiu

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) March 14, 2025

Manly’s BlueSky profile says she’s into “Brain Health Equity,” whatever that is.