CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD:

Conservative Husbands Sacrificially Volunteer To Have Twice The Sex To Make Up For Lib Sex Strike https://t.co/DjhueN8qAt pic.twitter.com/XKcU1ymBF0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 15, 2024

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Solo Stove Bonfire 2.0 with Stand, 19.5 Inch Smokeless Fire Pit. #CommissionEarned

THIS WEEK ON MAR-A-LAGO VICE:

And speaking of drugs:

Heh, indeed.™

UPDATE: Trump gives RFK Jr McDonald’s ‘poison’ to eat on private plane.

RFK Jr was highly critical of the modern diet during the election campaign, vowing to “Make America Healthy Again”, and even described Mr Trump’s diet as “really bad”.

“Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes on to [Trump Force One] is, like, just poison,” the 70-year-old told podcaster Joe Polish on Monday.

“You have a choice between – you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky, and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”

Reaction to the photograph was swift on social media, with users – including Mr Trump’s own son – pointing out the irony of RFK Jr posing with a McDonald’s meal.

RFK Jr. certainly doesn’t look happy in the above photo, a post-election rerun of when John Kerry and John Edwards posed stiffly at a Wendy’s during the 2004 campaign for a photo-op, but as Mark Steyn wrote in August of 2004, the Wendy’s meals were simply campaign props:

It then emerged that Wendy’s had just been an appetiser. The campaign advance team had ordered 19 five-star lunches from the Newburgh Yacht Club for Kerry, Edwards, Affleck and co to be served back on the bus: shrimp vindaloo, grilled diver sea scallops, prosciutto, wrapped stuffed chicken, etc.

I’m not sure whether Ben had the shrimp and Teresa the scallops, but, either way, it turns out John Edwards is right: there are two Americas – one America where folks eat at Wendy’s, another America where the elite pass an amusing half-hour slumming among the folks at Wendy’s and then chow down on the Newburgh Yacht Club’s specials of the day. The Elizabeth Edwards anniversary-at-Wendy’s shtick was meant to emphasise her husband’s authenticity, but it now looks as inauthentic as Kerry’s own blundering “regular guy” routine.

Just wait until RFK Jr. finds out what meals will be like during Trump’s second term in the White House:

MASS FORMATION PSYCHOSIS: Half of Gen Z suffers from ‘eco-anxiety,’ new poll finds.

WELL: Education Cmte. will work with Dept. of Government Efficiency to ‘cut back waste’ in higher ed: Rep. Burgess Owens.

NYT: RFK JR. IS WRONG ON USA VS. CANADA FROOT LOOPS. ALSO NYT:

Spitting out my coffee after reading this NYT “fact check” of RFK Jr. pic.twitter.com/sqL9jaeUR1

— Brad Cohn (@BradCohn) November 17, 2024

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

LIGHTNING DEAL: hOmeLabs 1,000 Sq. Ft Portable Dehumidifier – Ideal for Home Bedroom, Bathroom. #CommissionEarned

GET WOKE, GO BROKE: Postal chief brags of 100% union ‘comrades’ as bankruptcy nears.

CHANGE: LA Times Owner: ‘We Want Voices From All Sides.’

GOOD: Trump Taps Fracking Executive and “TV-ready Evangelist for Fossil Fuels” for Energy Secretary. “Chris Wright is the Chief Executive of Liberty Energy, a fracking company based in Denver. Wright’s appointment is on-brand for Trump’s new template for candidates: Wright is innovative, embraces new approaches to energy development, and is not connected to the Deep State.”

Plus:

This is the way:

Stanford’s Jay Bhattacharya emerges as a top candidate to lead NIH – The Washington Post https://t.co/4p21H2syuJ

— Walter Kirn (@walterkirn) November 16, 2024

DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU: Still Fuming from Harris Endorsement Drama, Washington Post Gives Readers Advice on How to Flee the Country: Deranged liberals have been threatening to leave the United States since 2004.

DAVID STROM: The Genius of Trump’s Top Advisers Picks.

DEI employees threatening to quit over Sec Def Hegseth appointment

FDA employees threatening to quit over RFK Jr HHS appointment

DOJ employees threatening to quit over AG Gaetz appointment

At this rate Elon & Vivek won't have to fire hardly anybody. Fkn tremendous.

— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) November 15, 2024

Unfortunately, like celebrities threatening to leave the country, they won’t.

WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY, THEY FIRST MAKE INSANE: They must really hate lefties.

Just a reminder that the people calling MAGA a cult are currently shaving their heads, donning blue bracelets, leaving their husbands, abandoning their homes, and taking vows of celibacy. pic.twitter.com/Y8dWpZNLWH

— Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) November 15, 2024

INDEED: Turkey must earn Trump’s reconciliation.

BY DESIGN:  “Hygiene Poverty”: The Brutal Reality of Life in Net Zero Britain.

THE VOTES CASEY DOESN’T WANT COUNTED:  The farm raid that mobilised Amish behind Bad Orange Man.

LONG-TERM? THE SUN DIES AND SO DO WE IF WE’VE NOT ESCAPED THIS MUDBALL:  Here is the long-term weather report: same old, same old.

OH HELL NO:  Killing freedom under the banner of public health.

IT’S A FIGHT THAT MUST BE WON:  Health warrior RFK Jr faces coalition of formidable enemies. 

D.E.I. IS THE ANTITHESIS OF EFFICIENCY:  How Elon Musk’s Government Efficacy Will Drive Out the Biden-Harris Admin’s Woke Agenda.

CLEANING THE EARTH:  Israel Hits Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ) Headquarters in Syria, Eliminates Two Top Terrorists .

WHAT A CRAZY IDEA. BUT YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT JUST WORK:  After Rescinding Covid-Era Policy, Seattle Police Begin Jailing Petty Criminals Again.

GOOD MAN FROM MY HOME STATE:  Trump Taps Fracking Executive and “TV-ready Evangelist for Fossil Fuels” for Energy Secretary.

WE DECLARED WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT; WE WILL NOT SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT:  Winning an Election: An Opportunity Not an End.

THEY LIE AS THEY BREATHE AND THEY DRINK THEIR OWN INK. THERE IS NO TRUTH IN THEM:  Some Democrats Are Admitting They Lied Before The Election.