Archive for 2023

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Pathetic Excuse For A Subaru Owner Only Has 48 Stickers On Back Of Car.

PORTLAND, OR — Multiple independent reports have confirmed that Portland resident Allie Peck has become the laughingstock of her drum circle this week after she pulled up in a Subaru with an embarrassingly low 48 stickers on the back.

“You’re missing some of the basics – you don’t even have ‘#RESIST’ or ‘Think Globally, Act Locally’ or ‘Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History’ – this is Subaru 101, man!” Allie’s friend, hacky-sack instructor Dan “Free Solo” Kirk, cackled at Allie’s weak showing. Eyewitnesses say the interchange caused one of the dirtier hippies to tumble off a nearby slackline, creating a chain reaction that knocked off several Rastafarian hats and overturned a bong.

There isn’t even a Dukakis-Bentsen bumper sticker, for Gaia’s sake!

TO BE FAIR, THIS PROBABLY HAS MORE TO DO WITH WOKE DISNEY’S WORSENING BOX-OFFICE PERFORMANCE AND MONEY-LOSING STREAMING SERVICE: Disney Stock Down 33 Percent Since CEO Instigated Feud with DeSantis. “Disney stock was trading at $133.65 a share when Chapek accused DeSantis of promoting legislation that would “unfairly target gay, lesbian, nonbinary, and transgender kids and families.” Disney shares opened at $89.44 and continued to fall on Wednesday ahead of DeSantis’s formal entry into the 2024 presidential campaign.”

NOT ADDRESSED HERE IS THAT LEGITIMATE PAIN IS UNDER-TREATED BY DOCTORS AFRAID OF THE FDA: Addressing the Real Culprit of Skyrocketing Overdose Deaths. “During the last three years, prescription opioids were dispensed at the lowest levels in nearly 15 years, while overdose deaths have skyrocketed to record levels.”

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Adolf Hitler Announces Run For President.

Political analysts have been left dumbfounded, struggling to comprehend how literally Hitler was back and in the flesh running for office in America. Despite the confusion and lack of support, the Hitler campaign vowed to press on, stopping at nothing to restore the Third Reich.

At publishing time, Adolf Hitler closed his announcement speech by promising that as President the first things he’d do are: exterminate all undesirables, grow an iconic mustache, and invade Disney.

I don’t see how we expand socialism even more nationally in 2024, but invade Disney? After seeing the last Star Wars sequel and clips from the new Indiana Jones movie, where do I sign up?!

TEXAS: Paxton vs. Phelan Slap Fight. “This would be an entertaining slap fight if it weren’t for the fact it was distracting two of the highest profile Republican office-holders in the state from real work.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: DeSantis vs. Trump Is the Heavyweight Fight We’ve Been Waiting For. “I’ll begin by saying that I will more than enthusiastically vote for either of these guys. If the Republican party somehow nominates somebody else to run in 2024 I’ll remove myself to a remote South Pacific island and fish until the ChiCom bombs hit.”

HOW IT STARTED: Meet the 29-year-old mayor making Illinois history and inspiring the next generation of leaders. “Darren Bryant, 29, was sworn in as the mayor of Robbins, located just outside Chicago, on May 11, making him not only the youngest African American mayor to hold office in the Cook County village, but the entire state of Illinois.”

How it’s going: More Chicago teens released without charges after killing. “Back in February, in the town of Robbins, southwest of Chicago, three teenagers stole a KIA and took off in a high-speed chase. They wound up crashing the stolen vehicle into a car being driven by 70-year-old Donald Carter. Carter was killed in the crash. An investigation was launched (sort of) and questions were raised about how it was being handled. Now, months later, the teenagers have all been released and no charges have been filed against them. David Carter’s family is apoplectic, as you might imagine. And the more details that we learn about the entire incident, specifically the involvement of Robbins Mayor Darren Bryant, the more it smells like something is really rotten in that town.”

WHAT, EXACTLY, IS A “DEFAULT?”

Negotiations over the debt limit are still ongoing, and we are starting to hear a lot about the imminent prospect of a “default.” The term gets thrown around a lot in the press, usually attached to words like “unprecedented” and “catastrophic.” But the term creates confusion wherever it lands. Some of this reflects garden-variety misunderstanding. But I worry that some of it reflects a kind of intentional slipperiness by motivated actors who want to frame debt-limit issues a certain way.

There are at least two senses in which the term “default” gets used. The first, and probably the more intuitive usage, refers to a failure to make payments on the public debt securities of the United States, like bonds and Treasury bills. On this point I am not Pollyanna: If that kind of default happens it is likely to be a really bad thing. But as I’ll explain more below, I don’t think that outcome is particularly likely. (Though it’s not impossible.)

The second sense in which the word “default” gets used is something like: “Any failure by the United States to make any payment in full and on time.” I confess I find this usage of the term spectacularly unintuitive. But, putting intuitions aside for the moment, this second usage also covers a huge potential breadth of potential outcomes. What payments, exactly? And for how long? There is a big difference between a subset of federal salaries getting paid a day late (perhaps against the backdrop of a deal that has been struck but is still grinding its way through bicameralism and presentment), and large swathes of the federal budget going unfunded for many weeks as Congress and the President continue to flounder.

These distinctions are important. But the difference between usage one and usage two—and the important differences of degree within usage two—are sometimes obscured.

Well, that confusion is not at all by accident, of course. And honestly, given the political system’s utter inability to reduce spending in a rational way, “large swathes of the federal budget going unfunded” may be the best we can do:

Authorized and even appropriated spending isn’t “the public debt.” For constitutional purposes, promised benefits from Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements aren’t even property, as the Supreme Court held in Flemming v. Nestor (1960), and Congress has as much authority to reduce them as to increase them. When lawmakers were drafting the 14th Amendment, they revised Section 4’s language to replace the term “obligations” with “debts.” If the Treasury ran out of money, the constitutional obligation to pay bondholders would trump all statutory obligations to spend. . . .

Ms. Yellen also said that “Treasury’s systems have all been built to pay all of our bills when they’re due and on time, and not to prioritize one form of spending over another.” But as the Journal has reported, department officials conceded in 2011 that the government’s fiscal machinery certainly could prioritize payments to bondholders, and the Federal Reserve prepared for such a contingency. There’s no question enough money would be available: The government collects roughly $450 billion a month in tax revenue, more than enough to cover the $55 billion or so in monthly debt service.

Reducing spending in a rational way would be better, of course, but that’s not on the table.

UPDATE: From the comments: “This conversation is what the debt ceiling is supposed to invoke.”