NEWS WE HOPE YOU DON’T NEED:  I’m a private investigator — here’s how I teach my clients to spot a cheater.

OF COURSE:  Top Georgia State Senator Removed From Caucus for Daring to Stand Up to Fulton County DA.

DISCOVERY WILL BE LIT, AND IT’S SERIOUSLY OVERDUE:  Trump suing ex-British spy Christopher Steele in UK over ‘pee tape’ dossier.

IF YOU CAN’T TRUST ILLEGAL BORDER JUMPERS AND MOOCHERS, WHO CAN YOU TRUST:  NYC migrant family lied about girl getting molested in attempt to get larger shelter room: source.

LIKE OUR WALLETS:  The “Bidenomics” Pitch Falls Flat.

IT’S ALL JOE BIDEN HAS. SAD AS IT IS:  For millions, ‘Bidenomics’ is a painful joke. Joe Biden loves it.

ECONOMICS IS A SCIENCE. YOU CAN’T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR WAGES WITH NO CONSEQUENCES:  Some need a lesson on wage reality.

I DON’T THINK HE’S CAPABLE OF LEARNING:  Taking Robert Reich to school on school choice.

SO, GAS-LIGHTINING PEOPLE AND TELLING THEM NOT TO TRUST THEIR LYING EYES ISN’T WORKING?  Top Biden Allies Want President To Ditch Flagging ‘Bidenomics’ Message.

IT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE:  Today’s blacklisted American: Coach fired by Vermont school for simply expressing some facts during a civil conversation.

OH. A RUSHED THROUGH TREATMENT. I SEEM TO REMEMBER THOSE:  Scientists developing implant to cure cancer in just 60 days — with goal to slash death rates by 50%.

THIS FAMILY AND THEIR INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS:  Hunter Biden’s daughter Naomi repped Peru, lived in White House: public records.

BREAKING: Senate Approves Continuing Resolution to Avoid Government Shutdown, signed by Biden: Biden signs last-minute, short-term bipartisan bill to avert disastrous government shutdown.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?  Socialist Rep. Jamaal Bowman pulls fire alarm as Dems try to delay vote on GOP stopgap spending bill.

IT WON’T WORK, BECAUSE THE DEMS THINK A SHUTDOWN WILL BENEFIT THEM:  Rand Paul Explains What He’ll Do to Avoid a Shutdown.

They’re probably wrong because these days they’re media megaphone is broken and no one likes them, but there it is. They’ll keep pushing the button that used to dispense pellets.

YEAH, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS BLACK DEMOCRATS CAN’T COMMIT CRIMES: Jamaal Bowman’s obstruction of Congress is a crime, perhaps three times over. “Eager to avoid a government shutdown, House Republicans have offered up a “clean” stopgap to fund the government for another 45 days sans Ukraine aid. Desperate to delay the vote, Democrat Jamaal Bowman had a totally rational, legal, and ethical response: to pull the fire alarm, setting off chaos in Cannon. The New York socialist likely committed at least three crimes in pulling the alarm.”

At least, not prosecutable crimes.

OPEN THREAD: You know what to do.

SPACE: These photos of Stoke Space’s ‘Hopper’ reusuable rocket test are just amazing.

FAKE NEWS:

⚡🇺🇲 #USA – People grocery shopping in knee high water during the apocalyptic flooding in New York City today. #NewYorkFlood #NYC #flood #WeatherAlert pic.twitter.com/TokYZtxmdx

— X News Monitor (@xNewsMonitor) September 30, 2023

BETA CAROTENE IS FASHIONABLE: “Carrot Tans” Are Trending on Tiktok. Here’s What The Science Says.

As a teenager, the Insta-Wife ate so many tomatoes and carrots that she turned orange. So the only new thing here is that people are doing it on purpose.

THIS IS NO SURPRISE: A Genetic Paradox: Inbreeding Can Be Beneficial in the Long Run.

HMM: Type 1 diabetes diagnosed after age 30 for many U.S. adults.

MORE “RACIST” TEST RESULTS: “Separately we’ll savor the schadenfreude of the completely predictable and expected implosion of Ibram X. Kendi, and especially how the identity-politics left is turning on him. Hopefully the equally fraudulent Robin DiAngelo will be next. But for now, take in a revealing bit from one of Kendi’s black critics just now, Tyler Austin Harper of Bates College, who wrote candidly in the New York Times back in June.”

BUT WE ALL KNOW HE WON’T BE: Rep. Jamaal Bowman Broke the Law, and He Needs to Be Charged. “Bowman pulled a fire alarm on Saturday in an apparent attempt to obstruct the House from voting on a continuing resolution bill. That came as both sides attempted to come to an agreement to keep the government from shutting down. Now, video evidence is confirming that Bowman was the culprit. Here’s a still image in which the representative is easily identifiable.”

🚨🚨NEW — Capitol Police are circulating this photo of a man pulling the fire alarm in Cannon. Looks a lot like Jamaal Bowman pic.twitter.com/khzpigSvWI

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) September 30, 2023

HOUSE PASSES MCCARTHY’S LAST-DITCH SPENDING BILL, SENDING STOPGAP TO SENATE AS SHUTDOWN DEADLINE NEARS.