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Archive for 2023
August 5, 2023
JUST NBC THE BIAS!
NBC News doing straight-up Biden fan service pic.twitter.com/MspyxkIpQp
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 5, 2023
TAKE A RIDE, RIDE, RIDE ON HEAVY METAL: Report: Mercedes-AMG Bringing Back V8 Engines.
#JOURNALISM: Liberal media bends over backward to dismiss new Joe Biden revelations. When they’re not just bending over.
IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? Unlock the Health Benefits of Coffee.
HILLARY AND KAMALA SMILE: Even ‘fake’ laughter has social value.
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB: Meet Anita Pallenberg, the Teutonic goddess who ‘created’ the Rolling Stones.
The twenty-three-year-old Pallenberg first met the Stones backstage in Berlin in 1965. Winder invites us to picture the “Teutonic goddess” leaning against the spotty lads’ dressing room door, “her smile cocky, revealing flashes of fanglike teeth.” She dug into her pocket for a vial of amyl nitrate, then asked: “Vant to smoke a joint?” The Stones had never taken drugs before. Nor had they met a woman as intimidatingly experienced as Pallenberg. Winder notes they were used to “Carnaby Street’s trendy dolly birds with their knee socks and baby-doll dresses.” But Pallenberg had grown up “skipping school with the street kids and artists in Rome, grave-digging, beach drinking, boyfriends with Vespas, Caffè Rosati with Federico Fellini and living in Warhol’s Manhattan as a Factory girl.”
Faithfull has always credited Pallenberg with creating the Stones. She brought them swashbuckling, gender-bending flair and the cosmopolitan confidence to flout the rules. She zipped them into skirts, slipped them drugs and took them to galleries. Winder calls her a “pythoness” — a satanic majesty who humiliated, seduced, empowered, educated, bonded and divided the band as the whim took her. She goaded them into the swagger they carried into their music and they remixed tracks on her instructions.
But they all struggled with her freewheeling power. Brian Jones eventually responded by blacking her eyes and ripping up the film scripts she was offered. Keith Richards initially loved her from afar, while the competitive Jagger was irked that she out-cooled his own girlfriend, the Buckinghamshire farm-raised model Chrissie Shrimpton (whom he controlled with strict curfews and gifts of children’s toys). Jagger withdrew his offer of marriage to Shrimpton and upgraded to the more intellectual Faithfull.
There’s no doubt that Pallenberg was the Stones’ muse in the late ’60s and early 1970s, when they did some of their best work. But she didn’t “create” the group. The band existed before her, and after she and Keith broke up.
READER FAVORITE: The Survival Medicine Handbook: The Essential Guide for When Help is NOT on the Way. #CommissionEarned
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago.
REPORT FROM THE BLUE ZONES: CDC reports rise in flea-borne typhus after 3 deaths in California.
BILL AND HILLARY COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT: If you live in Arkansas, the White House thinks you’re dumb.
NYT COLUMNIST ASKS, ‘WHAT IF WE’RE THE BAD GUYS HERE?’
Mitchell and Webb could not be reached for comment:
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND: Oregon bravely allows people to pump their own gas.
All eyes now turn to New Jersey: NJ now only state where you can’t pump your own gas.
MASSIVE RESISTANCE: The battle over affirmative action is just beginning.
UNSURPRISING: AP is very worried someone might clean up the Justice Department. “Many conservative analysts have recoiled in disgust at the way the Department of Justice has become increasingly politicized and weaponized, acting as a tool of leftist Democrats in recent years. There has been no clearer example of this than the way they have attempted to cook up multiple avenues to put Joe Biden’s primary political opponent, former President Donald Trump, in jail before he can have the opportunity to take back the White House. But now that Trump has actually spoken out about this, the Associated Press and other media outlets are feigning outrage over the idea that a thorough housecleaning of the DoJ is in order. Were that to happen, the AP claims, it would represent ‘a new assault on the U.S. system.’ (Whatever that’s supposed to mean.)”
GOVERNMENT AS CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY: Jim Jordan Releases New ‘Facebook Files,’ Highlights How Biden Admin Sought To Suppress Daily Wire Content.
LIGHTNING DEAL: COOFANDY Men’s Casual Linen Pants. #CommissionEarned
THE DAILY CHART: The Boys Are Alt-Right.
THE SHOCK IS THAT ANYONE BESIDES THE CCP IS DONATING: Dem fundraising has significantly diminished in 2023.
SPOILER: IT WASN’T MEANT TO. Bidenomics Has Never Worked.
August 4, 2023
EVERY INSTITUTION HAS BEEN CORRUPTED:
With yet another Trump indictment apparently coming soon from a left wing DA in Georgia, it seems worth reminding everyone that this individual was the foreperson on that grand jury
pic.twitter.com/Vn2fz3jOyR— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 4, 2023
Or at least made irretrievably stupid.