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Archive for 2022
December 16, 2022
WELL, DUH: Greenhouse gasses are good.
THE FICUS* AND THE LEFT’S VERSION OF HISTORY: Argle Bargle, stolen people from Africa. Bah.
*Fraud In Chief of the US!
A TINY PORTION OF THE FRAUD, YES: Arizona 2022 Midterm Elections and Election Fraud – Ballot Harvesting.
INDEED. BUTTER. MOUTH. NOT MELTING: Isn’t Drafting Women an Imperative of Equality?
A TINY LITTLE BIT OF SANITY: Senate Votes to Ban TikTok on Government Devices.
I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED: AOC Climate Change Movie Sinks Faster Than Titanic.
THE ONLY THINGS GOVERNMENTS ARE GOOD AT IS KILLING THEIR OWN PEOPLE AND FLEECING THEM: FBI’s Vetted Info Sharing Network ‘InfraGard’ Hacked.
At everything else, they range from “barely competent” to “laughably bad.”
December 15, 2022
OH, CANADA:
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Gulp: Stock market drops sharply as retail sales show biggest decline in months.
OPEN THREAD: Have fun, kids!
TONIGHT ELON SETTLES ALL FAMILY BUSINESS:
● Cue lefty meltdown while people guess why Twitter suspended Aaron Rupar. (Permanently?)
● Well DAMN! Many OTHER lefty accounts (including Keith Olbermann) have been suspended.
● Huge Suspension Drops on Twitter, Liberal Meltdown in Progress.
● GMTA:
● Elon Musk Vows ‘Legal Action’ Against Trackers; Clarifies Private Jet ‘Doxxing’ Policy.
● “It appears [Rupar] shared info for a website for ElonJets that was banned for doxxing, good riddance.”
● Taylor Lorenz locks down her Twitter account.
ROCKET SCIENCE INVOLVES A LOT OF FAILURES: Historic first launch of Chinese private methane-fueled rocket ends in failure.
JULIE BURCHILL: Whoever persuaded Bono he could sing?
There are a few pop stars whose work I can’t help liking in spite of myself – their song-writing, that is. I’d be happy never to see the faces or hear the voices of Mick Hucknall or Chris Martin again, but the moment ‘Stars’ or ‘Trouble’ starts, I’m mesmerised – only to wonder crossly the minute the song ends: ‘Why couldn’t they have given it to someone with a decent voice?’ Think about it: dancers have choreographers and actors have scriptwriters, so why should we assume songwriters can sing? Bono’s another. I love some of his songs (‘One’, as performed by Johnny Cash, and ‘Where the Streets Have No Name’, by the Pet Shop Boys), but when faced with the awful actuality of his yowling, I remember what Prince once said about him: ‘You know what I’d do with a voice like that? Become a janitor.’
Surrender comes in at a whopping 563 pages, and I was already beginning to feel quite enervated by the time I’d read the press release informing us that Bono is an ‘artist and activist’ who has written an ‘honest and irreverent, intimate and profound’ book – which we’re lucky he got around to, considering his ‘more than 20 years of activism, dedicated to the fight against Aids and extreme poverty’. But isn’t having your press release calling your book ‘profound’ rather like giving yourself a nickname? Wait for someone else to do it.
Related: Bono is perceived as pompous. Why? “Why do people hate Bono? In a nutshell, the answer probably ultimately revolves around the fact that he is perceived as pompous, a self-ordained savior of rock and the world living the highlife afforded to him by his earnings and status. Why does everyone hate Bono? Consider the fact that the man was once known as Bono Vox. You wouldn’t name your cat that and expect it not to receive humiliation across the neighborhood. While this likely deserves a chuckle, also consider that most of rock n’ roll, no matter under which genre banner it has been paraded under has been just as ridiculous throughout its decades-long existence.”
OLD AND BUSTED AT THE WAPO: Woodward and Bernstein.
The New Hotness? Taylor Lorenz Lashes Out at Younger, More Successful Journalist in Cruel Anti-Semitic Tirade.
“Notable what gets framed as a ‘buzzy media startup,'” Lorenz seethed. “If u start off rich, have a rich spouse, rich friends, don’t follow any journalistic ethical rules, and focus your content solely on serving the interests of extremely powerful rich ppl, you can go far!”
A number of Twitter users observed that Lorenz’s rant was rife with projection and petty jealousy. [Bari] Weiss is younger*, better looking, and more successful as a journalist and as a human being. Why wouldn’t Lorenz be jealous? But that was hardly the most scandalous aspect of the so-called reporter’s public tantrum. Weiss also happens to be Jewish, and Lorenz’s tweet was a textbook example of an anti-Semitic trope about how all Jews are rich and powerful, conniving, and immoral.
Lorenz has a history of targeted harassment against Jews. Earlier this year, for example, she publicly identified—or “doxxed”—the anonymous woman behind the popular Twitter account “Libs of TikTok.” Doxxing is an explicit endorsement of physical violence. The woman who operates the account is Jewish. Lorenz also attempted to ruin the lives of four Instagram influencers by revealing their true identities. They are the daughters of a prominent Jewish political activist. Coincidence?
Related: Past performance is no guarantee of future results:
Flashback: Are There Any Adults at the Washington Post?
WHENEVER YOU THINK THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED: Now That They’ve Actually Looked, Scientists Discover Snakes Have Two Clitorises.
DAVID RANDALL: “The Sign in Lee Jussim’s Window.”
LIFE IN THE BLUE ZONES: No Safety in Chicago: A daylight robbery highlights danger in urban crime wave. “Crime in Chicago is now so completely out of control that even in his neighborhood — where every home on the block is worth $1 million or more — nobody is safe. And the city’s relentless wave of terrifying violence will almost certainly get much worse next year, when the ironically named ‘SAFE-T Act’ goes into effect.”
A $100K bounty on armed robbers shot at the scene would put an end to this soon enough.
BE PREPARED: LEATHERMAN, Raptor Rescue Emergency Shears. #CommissionEarned
WELL, SOMEBODY SHOULD BE: Swimming in Testosterone, and Proud of It.
SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: “In a surprise to absolutely no one, scientists have discovered that literally smearing testosterone onto the skin of young straight dudes makes them unbelievably horny.”
But wait, there’s more: How Addressing Testosterone Deficiency in America Will Help Our Healthcare System.