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WELL THEY DO LOVE THEM OCCASIONAL CORTEX!  Ahh – the New Year!  Can’t wait for the episode in the chocolate factory.

NEW SOCIALIST “IT GIRL” CONTINUES TO PAY DIVIDENDS: Alexandria Occasional Cortex Compares Campaign Victory to Moon Landing.

To be fair, in the coming years, both NASA and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be enormous bonfires of taxpayer money. But even Ayn Rand approved of the moon landing as “Man’s Shining Hour.” In contrast, as Twitchy notes, for AOC, “That’s one small step for a socialist; One giant leap for wild exaggerations!”

CAN THEY TAKE OCCASIONAL CORTEX OCASIO-CORTEZ HOME? Just today at lunch I was remarking to my husband how she seems to be reverting to her insectoid form. Interstellar object may have been alien probe, Harvard paper argues, but experts are skeptical.

Of course, she’s not sentient.  Maybe some kind of interstellar pet that got lose?  Somewhere on the intergalactic byways there are posters saying “Occasional Cortex missing. Please help.”

OCCASIONAL CORTEX SPEAKS: I know many folks deny or excuse Soros being a Nazi collaborator, but in either event, characterizing him as if he were a Holocaust survivor is just facepalmingly stupid.
(BIAS DISCLOSURE: I grew up with people who had numbers tattooed on their arms.)

HONESTLY, NOW: ARE THEY ALL OCCASIONAL CORTEX?  Heitkamp’s “Prairie Tough” Turns into “Prairie Oops!”   [Oh, and I’m back at posting. I answered a lot of you, but for those that didn’t ask and wondered, a shingles vaccine kicked me sideways, so I was passing out way before nighttime.- SAH]

JAR-JAR-BRAIN HAS A CRAZY STAND ON EVERYTHING.  NO, SERIOUSLY. IF HE WEREN’T GAY HE’D BE OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S DREAM MATCH:  Colorado Governor Jared Polis’s Unhealthy Stance On Vaccinations.

It’s just part of his program to bring famine, death and plague to my State.  If he doesn’t manage war it will be through no fault of his own.  The horsemen. Collect All Four.