OH, PLEASE. HE COULD FUNDRAISE OVER PAYING OCCASIONAL CORTEX TO BE QUIET FOR A WEEK:  Hall Monitor AOC Scolds Josh Hawley Over Fist-Pump.

OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS A HOAX, ACCORDING TO THINKING HUMANS:  Smash And Grab Is A Hoax Per AOC.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO LIST EVERYTHING OCCASIONAL CORTEX DOESN’T UNDERSTAND:  AOC Doesn’t Understand The Cuba Embargo – Shock.

You’re going to need a bigger blog.

PROOF POSITIVE THAT ALEXANDRIA OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS NOT THE STUPIDEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE: Yeah, I know, I was surprised too.

Here at Puppy Blending HeadquartersTM we have only two questions: a) What if we followed velvet instead? b) How does this man stay alive?  You’d think once having inhaled, he’d forget to exhale, right?

Exit stage right singing Knights in White Satin.

OH, I DON’T KNOW. EVITA WAS AN ENVIOUS SEWER RAT, BUT SHE HAD REASON FOR IT. OCCASIONAL CORTEX GOT THERE AFTER BEING GIVEN ALL THE ADVANTAGES OF THE AMERICAN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS.  I THINK EVITA WAS COMPARATIVELY SANER:  Evita Had Nothing On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

IN OTHER NEWS, OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S VIEW OF THE WORLD IS SHAPED BY MOVIES AND COMIC BOOKS:  NYC Gun Violence Continues to Surge, Ocasio-Cortez Blames Unemployment.

And someone reads the comic books to her, of course.

OCCASIONAL CORTEX, BY DEFINITION, ONLY FIRES UP OCCASIONALLY:  AOC Strikes Again!

WELL, YES. THERE IS A REASON WE CALL HER OCCASIONAL CORTEX:  Ben Shapiro: AOC preaches economic nonsense leading to exploitation, tyranny and loss of our rights.

AS WITH ALMOST EVERY VAGUELY SENTENCE LIKE ERUCTATION ESCAPING OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S DENTIGEROUS MOUTH, THE QUESTION MUST ALWAYS BE “COMPARED TO WHAT?”: Ocasio-Cortez Calls The Democratic Party ‘Center-Conservative’.

IT’S OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S ALL THE WAY DOWN:  CNN Legal Analyst Does Not Know Supreme Court Justices Appear on Television.

AGAIN WITH THE SHOCKED FACE. BECAUSE OCCASIONAL CORTEX ISN’T DUMB AS ROCKS!  AOC Says Climate Change Is Only Reason Why California Has Wildfires.  (Apologies to rocks!)

OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S ALMA MATER!  THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE:  Jury Awards $100,000 To Student Boston College Punished For A Different Student’s Assault.

IF YOU SHOW THIS ARTICLE TO BERNIE AND OCCASIONAL CORTEX, DO THEY EXPLODE?  Capital and Delayed Gratification.

BECAUSE 100 MILLION DEAD AREN’T ENOUGH, AND OCCASIONAL CORTEX WANTS TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY:  AOC, Socialism, And The New Faces GOP Ad.

MORE ON OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S SEMANTIC DERANGEMENT AND CONTAGIOUS EVIL:  Fallacy of Equivocation.

RESPONDING TO OCCASIONAL CORTEX WITH LOGIC IS LIKE SMOTHERING A FIRE WITH MARSHMALLOWS:  AOC’s Petulant Response To Concentration Camp Criticism.

THIS JUST IN: OCCASIONAL CORTEX APPARENTLY HAS TWO HEADS:  Head and shoulders, knees and womb.

Which finally and for good disproves that canard about two heads thinking better than one.

THE VERY DEEP THINKING OF OCCASIONAL CORTEX:  “Those white people and their… cauliflower?“

OF COURSE OCCASIONAL CORTEX OH, PARDON ME, OCCASIONAL CORTEX FULL STOP (WELL SHE DID SAY THAT’S WHAT HER NAME IS. FROM NOW ON AND FOREVER, SHE’LL BE REPRESENTATIVE FULL STOP TO ME.  AND PLEASE LET’S STOP. BECAUSE WE CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE LIKE HER.) NEVER HAD A MIND TO LOSE:  After AOC Chases Amazon Jobs Away, Some New Yorkers Begin to Understand Socialism.

OH DEAR LORD. THIS IS WHY BLONDS TELL OCCASIONAL CORTEX JOKES:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Steps On Rakes When Questioning Wells Fargo CEO,

Seriously, she can’t be this stupid. No one can. She’d forget to breathe. This is a case of sufficiently advanced malice being indistinguishable from stupidity.

YEAH BUT THEY ALSO THINK ALEXANDRIA DIENTES LOCOS OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS SEXY. INDICATIONS ARE THEY DON’T KNOW FROM SEXY:  Millennials believe calling yourself a socialist is sexy.

NEW EXCITING GAME ” WHERE ON EARTH IS OCCASIONAL CORTEX?”:  Where in the world does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live?

INSERT JOKE ABOUT THERE BEING HOPE FOR OCCASIONAL CORTEX:  Boy born ‘without brain’ defies odds to live.

IF IMBECILITY WERE MUSIC OCCASIONAL CORTEX WOULD BE AN ENTIRE SYMPHONY WITH AN EXTRA PART SCORED FOR HOT WIND INSTRUMENTS:  Green New Deal, Pink Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Pipe Dreams.

I’M 99% SURE THAT OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS IMPERVIOUS TO ANY TEACHING:  What science could teach Ocasio-Cortez about climate change.