MAYBE THUNE WON’T NOTICE: Johnson says House will pass SAVE America Act ‘one more time’ in reconciliation bill. “He said that although a prohibition on mail-in voting with exceptions and other requests made by Trump could be included, the “bigger reach” is to hone the bill to focus on providing proof of citizenship when registering to vote and the presentation of photo ID before casting a ballot — the core components of the bill.”

VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE, LIBERTY, AND PROPERTY DEPEND UPON IT:

If this doesn’t inspire you to bring 20 Republican voters to the polls with you in a November I don’t know what to tell ya. pic.twitter.com/ESmGQ8sNGg

— Insurrection Barbie (@DefiyantlyFree) July 5, 2026

IT’S THEIR WAY: The World Lights Up for America’s 250th, While the American Left Opts to Whine About It.

SEND THEM BACK. ALL OF THEM: Biden’s illegal immigration surge triggered 30% rise in home prices, $ 20% in rents, Fed paper finds.

BEEGE WELBORN, American.

WHAT A SHOW:

On the historic USS Nimitz, on our 250th bday, I performed Superman for our amazing @USNavy, @FDNY heroes, and Gold Star Families with former hostage Alon Ohel. Alon is a miracle, alive because of the President, @SecRubio & others. America has a history of making miracles. 🇺🇸❤️ pic.twitter.com/pV3puYxLlF

— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) July 5, 2026

FALSE NARRATIVES DON’T ESTABLISH AND ENFORCE THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW:

How do you know Patriot Front is fake?

If they were legit, the media would be in a feeding frenzy to find out who is funding them, there would be endless efforts to infiltrate with hidden cameras to capture compromising and embarrassing conversations, relentless efforts to dox…

— Seattle Extremist (@SeattleIndepen1) July 4, 2026

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…:

Which woman was safer on the metro? https://t.co/OIwRtf1yP0 pic.twitter.com/RP1Mpc6B8V

— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) July 4, 2026

Update:

A Black woman sits on the DC Metro surrounded by alleged white nationalists preparing to march on the nation's capital. Nothing happens to her. She is completely safe.

A White woman sits on the Charlotte metro surrounded by other Black passengers. One of them stabs her in the… pic.twitter.com/DsA3eEg7y0

— TMK (@themagaking) July 4, 2026

TO BE FAIR, IT WAS ALWAYS STUPID:

Yeah, I don’t know that Mamdani is even worth responding to seriously because DSA rhetoric is just an incoherent pastiche of ideological slop that last had real salience more than 50 years ago.

A meta-criticism pointing out that retarded theater kids have commandeered a major… https://t.co/egXJj6mpSI

— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) July 4, 2026

THAT PUB DIDN’T INVENT THE LIGHT BULB, EITHER:

Yes, but you can’t speak freely in that pub https://t.co/TIuttKzCAD

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) July 4, 2026

ALAN K. HENDERSON: Musings on the Declaration of Independence. “These ends are summarized as the rights to “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” To the untrained eye the last two may seem synonymous, but they speak of freedom from undue government coercion and freedom of peaceable individual initiative, respectively. The Declaration lists 27 grievances deemed serious enough to warrant the colonists to ‘throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.’ As I see it, they boil down to four basic principles.”

YEP, THAT’S HER:

This you? https://t.co/MZomB0SSNm pic.twitter.com/mxnuALZwtD

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 5, 2026

HANNAH KNUDSEN: America 250 Exposed the Democrats: They Want to Rule a Country They Don’t Love.

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

Communism isn't popular. Never has been.

Hence all Communist revolutions are spearheaded by a small number of academic elites, while the underlings—the ones who invariably perish in such a revolt—must be manipulated into participating with some other pet issue. https://t.co/dkGniT3Q1u

— RazörFist (@RazorFist) July 4, 2026

CHECKS OUT:

The UK is what happens when career public sector middle-managers get into power.

— Alice Smith (@TheAliceSmith) July 3, 2026

Update: Embed was bad before — sorry! Should work now.

DISPATCHES FROM AIRSTRIP ONE:

Just so we are all on the same page:

>White male surrounded by Black males
>Black males ASSAULT White male on camera
>White male gets arrested (???)
>By White female cop (?!!)
>Police ask for footage not to be shared

…what are we even doing here?! pic.twitter.com/5C3uLqqwX9

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) July 3, 2026

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: She Plays a Bloody Good Game of Pickleball. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn how to get a DUI with two vehicles in one day, all about full-contact pickleball, and what to do when a bear tries to steal your truck in Colorado.”

CORN, POPPED: FBI infiltrated Gavin Newsom’s inner circle by convincing governor’s ally to wear a wire.

MUSTN’T LET THE PROLES SEE ISRAEL IN A POSITIVE LIGHT:

Israel sent search-and-rescue teams to Venezuela. That's a documented fact.
The @nytimes reported on the international response while omitting Israel's rescue mission. Other major media outlets did the same. That's not a typo. It's not a factual dispute. It's an editorial…

— Chaskel Bennett (@ChaskelBennett) July 3, 2026

I guess there wasn’t a way to spin “Israel participates in rescue operations” as a genocide.

SARAH HOYT’S SHOCKED FACE WAS LAST SEEN AT A ROADSIDE FIREWORKS STAND: Mamdani Gives 250th Anniversary Speech, and Boy, Does This Guy Hate America.

THAT ISN’T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK: AI Costs More Than The People It Replaced.

INDEED:

Qatar is an actual slave state with just a few hundred thousand citizens and a clear record of funding terrorism. The fact that we have somehow allowed them to buy their way into influencing so much of America's ME policy and dictating information flow is still crazy to me.

— AG (@AGHamilton29) July 2, 2026

IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: States Give Serfs a Huge America 250 ‘Gift’ “Your humble correspondent extends you a much better greeting than California and Washington gave to their citizens subjects this week. The three West Coast, Messed Coast™ governors demonstrate for all to see that they hate President Donald Trump more than they love the country this America 250. What losers.”

IRAN: WE CONTROL THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ.

Meanwhile, in the Strait of Hormuz: Hormuz Ship Transits Quadruple as Trump Plan Works.

I THINK EGYPT IS STILL IN, BUT POINT TAKEN:

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup.

— Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) (@realrabbilinda) July 2, 2026