KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Here’s an Idea — Let’s Just Redistrict Democrats Out of the U.S. “I do want to provide you with a list of some of the dumb things Democrats have done or said in just the last 48 hours or so. Keep in mind that it’s not a comprehensive list — it’d take me at least five days just to compile two days of Democrat idiocy, and ain’t nobody got time for that.”

SAD: I De-transitioned. My Body Will Never Be the Same.

The men in my family recognized I was gay, and treated me cruelly. My brother forcibly shaved my head when I decided to let my hair grow long. My grandfather told the parents of a kindergarten friend that I was a faggot, and it was contagious. In a town that small, his words spread quickly, and I lost friends who didn’t want to touch me in case they caught whatever I had. My uncle changed the channel whenever a gay character came on the TV.

By the time I was 12 and hitting puberty, I hyper-fixated on every small change in my face and body. Every new hair. Every shift in my jawline. I was becoming a man, and that felt catastrophic. I was desperate for a way out. And the internet delivered an answer.

I discovered trans influencers.

What happened next was far worse than the family or school bullying.

PEOPLE WHO CAN’T BE TRUSTED WON’T BE TRUSTED:

AKA: The US move from a high trust society to a low-trust society.

— Brian Doherty (@BDOH) May 4, 2026

CUBA: Rubio Issues a Major Blow to the Regime’s Military Empire with Much More to Come.

IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD:

I’ve never rooted for a movie to bomb harder than this disgrace.

It’s not just a badly casted film. It’s an intentional subversion of one of the most foundational stories of our civilization.

There is nothing worse than the act of destroying something beautiful. https://t.co/3YevwHQs9b

— Jackson Rowell (@JacksonRowellFL) May 7, 2026

THE NEW SPACE RACE: ‘Whatever Russia is testing, it’s sophisticated’: Satellites pass within 3 metres of each other.

Astronomers have observed two Russian military satellites passing within 3 metres (10 feet) of each other in an unexplained manoeuvre.

The COSMOS 2581 and COSMOS 2583 satellites, launched by Russia’s space agency Roscosmos in February 2025, performed the operation last week while orbiting at an altitude of around 585 kilometres.

The incident. which was tracked by US-based space situational awareness firm COMSPOC. has raised concerns about space-based surveillance and orbital collisions .

“This week we observed a complex proximity event involving Russian satellites,” COMSPOC wrote in a post to X, alongside a simulation of the event.

“This wasn’t a coincidental pass – COSMOS 2583 performed several fine manoeuvres to maintain this tight configuration… Whatever Russia is testing, it’s sophisticated.”

Russia has not disclosed the specific purpose of the satellites, though space analysts noted that one of them released a “sub-satellite” referred to as Object F.

They are believed to be part of a program involving “inspector satellites”, designed to test or perform surveillance operations of other spacecraft in orbit.

I’d guess they can do more than just observe.

LATE-STAGE STATISM ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO CONFISCATE EVERYTHING YOU CAN BEFORE THE WHOLE THING COLLAPSES:

Europe’s new tax proposals double down on wealth taxes, including unrealized gains, annual wealth levies, inheritance taxes, and even exit taxes on those who leave.

But the pattern is hard to miss: when tax burdens rise, capital and talent don’t stay put.

Higher rates haven’t… pic.twitter.com/vwiKSzfsQM

— Stephen Moore (@StephenMoore) May 7, 2026

WAIT, THERE ARE TWO LEARING CENTERS? ‘Muslim Only’ Waterpark Event Organizer Runs a ‘Learing Center.’

ICYMI: The Long Goodbye to Most Successful Rocket of All Time.

TIT FOR TAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE BAD BEHAVIOR:

Massachusetts is more red than Tennessee is blue.

Massachusetts has not had a Republican member of Congress in 30 years.

If Massachusetts has 0 red districts, Tennessee should have 0 blue districts.

Democrats are just mad that Republicans are finally doing the same thing they… pic.twitter.com/2ebAV2JyKO

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) May 7, 2026

No wonder Dems are losing it.

LIFE… FINDS A WAY: Fungal strains in space spark worry.

AND HE’S IN THIRD PLACE BEHIND A COUPLE OF COMMIES WHO WANT TO DO THE OPPOSITE:

Spencer Pratt is basically just pointing to how awful Los Angeles has become and saying "How about we stop giving the homeless drugs and start punishing crime?"

And for that he is honest to goodness the most courageous politician California has seen in decades.

— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) May 7, 2026

UPDATE (From Ed):

Spencer Pratt is worth supporting even if he loses because his rhetoric and ideological framing are sufficiently humiliating to the other leading candidates.

It’s not nothing to be right about things and to demoralize your opponents and make political life joyless for them, even… https://t.co/ZCn2vxocYT

— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) May 7, 2026

Tweet concludes, “It’s not nothing to be right about things and to demoralize your opponents and make political life joyless for them, even if they ultimately have the political muscle to win.“

IT’S A MESS: Rabbi Michael Barclay’s Iran War Update for May 6-7.

THE LEFT PROJECTS, ALWAYS:

Never let the same people who purged, divided, and politically sorted the military suddenly lecture you about unity.

Those who politicized the force while currently accusing others of undermining it, are among the greatest hypocrites in history.

— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) May 7, 2026

B-52 FOREVER: BUFF Gets An Upgrade. “Supposedly the new engines increase fuel efficiency by 30%, the cost savings from which will actually pay for the upgrade.”

HMM: Disastrous Charlotte Dem Mayor Abruptly Resigns.

BIG BADDA-BOOM:

Starship Flight 12: Booster 19 Pre-Flight Static Fire (and wow!).

Came after DSS fired up, stopped (no deluge), looked like an abort… then minutes later, recycled, DSS and Deluge – and FIRE!

Live on X and YT:https://t.co/fUrUzOpSa4 https://t.co/2j3vonEUbF pic.twitter.com/24QAfYh6M3

— NSF – NASASpaceflight.com (@NASASpaceflight) May 7, 2026

Still no official announcement on Flight Test 12, but the FAA published permission for May 12 and 13.

NOW THAT’S A 21ST CENTURY HEADLINE: Pentagon prepares F-35 for quantum computing threat. “The In-Line File Encryption Device is the hardware and software component responsible for encrypting and protecting the signed code inside the F-35’s systems. Modifying its software to incorporate quantum-resistant algorithms means replacing or augmenting the current cryptographic foundations with mathematical approaches specifically designed to remain secure against an adversary using quantum computing to break encryption. That threat is not theoretical — the U.S. government has been working for years through the National Institute of Standards and Technology to establish quantum-resistant cryptographic standards, and the mandate to implement those standards across government systems is now reaching operational military platforms like the F-35.”

CHECK YOUR DEMOCRAT VOTING HABITS AT THE STATE LINE: Voting With Their Feet: The Exodus From the Blue States Is a Verdict on Blue Policies.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE (CONT’D):

>Ashley Fisler, 36
>Former Middle School Teacher at Orchard Valley Middle School, New Jersey
>Accused of r*ping her 14-year-old male student six times
>Had s*x with him in her car and inside the classroom
>Exchanged over 7,500 pages of explicit incriminating text messages… pic.twitter.com/gDo3TygrJg

— Ambar (@Ambar_SIFF_MRA) May 7, 2026

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: Kamala Harris wants the DNC to release its autopsy report of the 2024 campaign.

OOPS:

According to Reuters, citing a report by the Chinese media outlet Ciaxin, a Chinese large refined-products tanker was struck by an Iranian projectile off the United Arab Emirates Al Jeer port this past Monday. Per a source from the owner of the vessel, this is the first time a… pic.twitter.com/dkfsMxvOMz

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) May 7, 2026

AND SO IT BEGINS: The Long Goodbye to Most Successful Rocket of All Time.

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES:

The State of California told El Cajon we could not do welfare checks on unaccompanied children.
That is not a talking point. That happened. The Department of Homeland Security asked our police to help. The state attorney general said no, citing SB 54.
That is the law we are…

— Bill Wells (@MayorBillWells) May 7, 2026

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: After Suing Denver Over AWB, DOJ Sues State of Colorado Over ‘High Cap’ Magazine Ban.

The funny thing is, I know at least one local range that sells verboten “high capacity” magazines, and a former employee told me that LEOs were big buyers of them.