BOOM: George Zimmerman files $100 million lawsuit against Trayvon Martin’s family.

NEVER TOO WOKE: Chris Pratt Forced to Apologize for Water Bottle.

SYNERGY: ABC Turns News Department Into Disney PR.

What’s the point of buying a dying news division if you can’t turn it into a profit-generating propaganda outfit for the rest of the company?

I REALLY DON’T KNOW ART: Smithsonian Rejects Artist’s Historic Trump Portrait, so He’s Taking the Battle to the Supreme Court.

NORWEGIAN WOOD: Archeologists Accidentally Stumble Upon 1,000-Year-Old Ship Buried on a Norwegian Farm.

THE BILL PASSED 407-TO-1: China protests as US House passes Uygur bill demanding sanctions over human rights abuses in Xinjiang camps. “It would prohibit the export of certain US technologies that could be used in state-sponsored suppression.”

BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: Iran Orders U.S. to Pay $130 Billion in Reparations. “Threatens to annihilate U.S., Britain, Israel, Saudi Arabia.”

INCLUDING FROM DONALD TRUMP, PRESUMABLY: Hillary Says She Has Been ‘Deluged’ With Requests to Run for President Again.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG. Holy Schiff! Phone Records Show Schiff Spied on Giuliani, Rep. Devin Nunes, and a ‘Hill’ Reporter.

CHANGE: Google Co-Founders Page, Brin Give Up Management Roles.

Although still closely identified with the company, the co-founders have been a dwindling visible presence inside the Mountain View, Calif., campus for years, current and former employees say.

Google faces an unusually fierce collection of threats this year. Competitors like Amazon.com Inc. are chipping at its online-advertising business, while state and federal regulators are beginning broad investigations of purported anticompetitive behavior. Google has pledged to cooperate with the inquiries.

“While it has been a tremendous privilege to be deeply involved in the day-to-day management of the company for so long, we believe it’s time to assume the role of proud parents,” Messrs. Page and Brin wrote in the letter. “We plan to continue talking with Sundar regularly, especially on topics we’re passionate about.”

Maybe we could mark the occasion than with an antitrust investigation.

HE KNOWS IT’S A LOSER: Adam Schiff Still Won’t Say If He ‘Supports Impeaching’ Trump And The ‘Senate Removing Him From Office.’

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Will the Real Kamala Harris Please Step Down. “Because the Democrats have to look at everything through the prism of diversity politics, there will probably no one among them that does a sober, realistic post mortem about Harris’s failure.”

UNEXPECTED HEADLINES: India farmer paints dog to look like tiger to protect coffee crop from monkeys.

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE: Leave California, Keep Paying California Taxes… Really.

BOOM: Devin Nunes sues CNN for $435M over ‘false and defamatory’ Ukraine story.

ADVENTURE TOURISM: Drug Cartels Muscle Into Mexican Town Packed With Americans. “Violent gangs are pushing cocaine and imposing a brutal brand of property tax on small businesses in San Miguel de Allende.”

PLEASE, LORD, SAVE US FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SAVE US: Forget ‘Medicare for All.’ Mayor Pete Wants to Give Health Care a Social Justice Overhaul.

BEN SASSE ON MIKE BLOOMBERG: “The Kind of Stupid You Can’t Script.”

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! LA County’s Homeless Czar Is Going to Need an Extra Large Shopping Cart to Clean Out His Office After ‘Quitting.’

SPACE: NASA spacecraft finds crash site of Indian lunar lander.

PREDICTIONS ARE HARD, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE FUTURE: Predicting The Order Democrats Exit the Clown Car.

DENNIS PRAGER: The Left Hates The Salvation Army. That’s All You Need to Know About the Left.

UGH: Measles outbreak spurred by anti-vaxxers shuts down Samoan government. “Of the 53 dead, 48 are children aged 4 and younger.”

RACISM AND/OR SEXISM, STRAIGHT UP: Kamala Harris is dropping out of the presidential election today, I’m told reliably. She’s informing staff now.

HISTORY: Royal portraits confirm “Habsburg jaw” was caused by inbreeding.

Previously: Habsburgs vs Kims in a Royal Battle for Ultimate Freakiness.