Author Archive: Stephen Green

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Sheila Jackson-Lee Will Decide If You’re Sane Enough to Buy a Gun.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Would a law empowering the federal government to determine who is sane be the craziest thing ever?

Answer: Yes. Next question?

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

  • The Left looks and acts increasingly like third-rate Batman villains
  • Google drops the demonetization hammer again, now on Epoch Times
  • Chris Cillizza finally learns the awful truth about Andrew Cuomo, hems and haws anyway

Bonus Sanity: Everything you ever wanted to know about Jewish space lasers*.

*But were afraid someone would tell you.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

HIT THEM IN THE POCKETBOOK: Israeli Groundbreaking Technology by Saffron Tech Challenges Iranian 1,000-Year Monopoly on the Lucrative $1B Saffron Market.

Saffron Tech, an Israeli wholly owned subsidiary of Seedo Corp. (OTCQB: SEDO), announced its technology for automated, year-round saffron growing, is challenging the global Iranian monopoly on saffron supply of 90-95% of world demand, which has been in place for the past 1,000 years!

The reason Iran was the dominant player in supplying 90-95% of world demand for Saffron lies in the fact it has natural conditions fit for the growing and production of saffron in traditional, labor intensive methods.

Saffron Tech, from Seedo Corp., is developing a technology that hopes to provide turnkey automated growing solutions for high-quality, high-yield saffron all year round. The company is in advanced stages of developing and testing its automated vertical farm for saffron growing, based on the company’s knowledge in plant biology and providing optimal conditions for each stage of the plant’s development to reach optimal product quality.

Saffron is usually sold by the gram because a pound of it can go for $1,500 or more.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Andrew Cuomo’s COVID-19 Death Toll Gets a Shocking Recount. “Cuomo is a real piece of work. He also may very well be clinically insane. He has consistently insisted that his handling of the pandemic was brilliant. Of course, the paste-eaters in the MSM kept reinforcing little Andy’s delirium. Remember, this was the guy they were all hoping would replace Biden if he dropped out of the race. They all lauded Cuomo’s prowess while deriding Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, whose actions in his state have been freedom-based and successful.”

Neither “freedom-based” nor “successful” are very popular on the Left.

COLORADO: Turnover hits staggering 200% in state office that ensures election integrity. “The departure is part of the ‘turnover and turmoil’ in the office of Secretary of State Jena Griswold. At least seven top aides in the office have now left in two years time, including the five senior officials who departed before the election. This legislative session, the secretary will have her third legislative liaison in as many years, John Magnino, a former official at the State Innovation Exchange, a liberal group.”

THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT: The Navy Reportedly Experimented With a ‘Spacetime Modification Weapon.’

According to documents obtained by The War Zone, the US Navy performed experiments on far-fetched technologies including a “spacetime modification weapon” which, researchers claimed internally, could revolutionize power and propulsion systems.

The mysterious technologies were meant to take advantage of the “Pais effect,” patented by American aerospace engineer Salvatore Cezar Pais and which could end up pushing the boundaries of conventional science — if, that is, they are ever proven to actually work.

Pais says the tech could enable a propulsion system that defies gravity, as well as even more eccentric claims. In a January 2020 correspondence with The War Zone, Pais even laid out plans for a “hybrid aerospace-underwater craft” that he claimed was able to “engineer the fabric of our reality at the most fundamental level.”

Maybe that’s what happened to 2020.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: POLITICO Goes Full ‘Dr. Strangelove’ in the White House Press Room.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: What would it take to get a reporter to recognize journalism?

Answer: We have no idea, either.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

  • It’s Main Street Mom’s Basement vs Wall Street
  • RobinHood pegs the ironometer
  • The pen is mightier than the pocket

Bonus Sanity: Kevin Sorbo calls us out on our crazy.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.