TEACH GIRLS NOT TO DO… THAT: French schoolgirl says she made up story that got teacher beheaded by Muslim radical.

OH: Microsoft Responds to China Cyber Attack by Expanding Business in China.

I’LL VOUCH FOR VOUCHERS: Trump Was Right: Stanford Law Says Public Schools Create Racial Hierarchy. “It seems the top-tier school has finally figured out that tying children to failing schools by their zip codes systematically oppresses black and brown children.”

WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: The U.S. Military Has a New Master Plan to Use Lasers in a War. “Most weapons developers are aware of fast-moving laser weapons technology increasingly showing promise with new high-kilowatt transmission able to incinerate, destroy or disable a wide range of enemy targets, but what about using lasers for communication? Raytheon’s Intelligence and Space, Advanced Concepts and Technology unit is now deeply immersed in research, development and testing of new applications of laser communications technology potentially able to introduce new tactical warfare concepts.”

YES: Sen. Tim Scott: ‘Woke Supremacy Is as Bad as White Supremacy.’

OBAMA’S THIRD TERM: Democrats are gearing up to fight for net neutrality.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Our Border Is Being Overrun But, Hey, No More Mean Tweets!

HMM: Twitter sues Texas AG Paxton, claiming he ‘retaliated’ over Trump ban. “Twitter is seeking to halt an investigation launched by Paxton into moderation practices by Big Tech firms including Twitter for what he called ‘the seemingly coordinated de-platforming of the President,’ days after they banned him following the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection.”

It wasn’t an insurrection.

PRIORITIES: The CDC Has COVID-19 Checkpoints for Air Travel. Illegal Border-Jumpers, Not So Much.

THE LUV GOV: Sixth Cuomo Accuser Comes Forward, Alleges Governor ‘Touched Her Inappropriately.’

BIDEN’S RETURN TO NORMALCY: Report Suggests Never-Ending Presence of National Guard Troops at the U.S. Capitol.

FREE TO BE… YOU AND CDC: Here’s a very telling look into the anti-American statist mindset, courtesy of CNN, along with a brief corrective delivered via flamethrower.

CLASS ACT: Queen Elizabeth II Responds to Meghan Markle’s Racism Accusations. “The whole family is saddened to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years have been for Harry and Meghan.”

RELATED: Cancel Culture Comes for Piers Morgan. “British commentator Piers Morgan stepped down from Good Morning Britain after backlash due to his doubting Meghan Markle’s accusations.”

No dissent, please, we’re British.

DON’T TRUST CHINA. CHINA IS ASSHOLE: China Carries Out Giant Microsoft Hack. “This is a huge problem, because Exchange is only used by just about every big business in America, not to mention numerous government agencies. It dominates the market so thoroughly that it’s hard to find market share reports on its competitors.”

MEGAN FOX: Missouri Lawyer Says Collusion in Family Courts to Cover Up Child Sexual Abuse Is Rampant: ‘These Attorneys Need to Be Disbarred.’

BEIJING GAMES: First independent report into Xinjiang genocide allegations claims evidence of Beijing’s ‘intent to destroy’ Uyghur people.

FLASHBACK: Trump’s Hilarious Remarks on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

I’M SO OLD I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE WAS BROKERING MIDDLE EAST PEACE TREATIES: 9 Signs That Chess Pieces Are Being Moved Into Place For A Major War In The Middle East.

I LIKE THE CUT OF HER JIB: Kristi Noem Celebrates International Women’s Day by Protecting Women’s Sports.

COME SEE THE RACISM INHERENT IN THE LEFTISM: New editor-in-chief of Teen Vogue accused of anti-Asian racism after old tweets resurface.

PRIORITIES: More Money in Stimulus Bill for Pension Bailouts ‘Than All the Money Combined’ for Vaccines, Congressman Says.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: A Quick Guide To Free Speech And Avoiding Big Tech Online.

GOOD LORD: Missouri Mom Arrested AGAIN for Emailing Judge Who Ordered Daughter Into Care of Alleged Abuser.

GRANNY-KILLER CUOMO SKATES AGAIN: Hollywood’s Double Standard Strikes Again: Pepé Le Pew Cut from ‘Space Jam 2,’ Cuomo Keeps His Emmy.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Cancel Culture Comes for Cuomo.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: What do you get when you combine Andrew Cuomo, a St. John’s University outrage mob, the Hong Kong Legislative Council, Bill Maher, and Pepé le Pew?

Answer: We don’t know, but it sure does stink.

Welcome to a special All Cancel Culture All the Time edition of Insanity Wrap.

Bonus Sanity: Bill Maher says “Liberals need a Stand Your Ground law… for cancel culture.”

So much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.