VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: The Number of Children Biden Has Detained Will Shock You.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: What do you call 18,000 minors detained at our southern border?

Answer: Seven times more than were ever detained at once under Donald Trump.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• Another blue checkmark, another embarrassing self-own
• How can public schools re-educate kids they never educated in the first place?
• American Journal of Psychiatry quietly issued a total retraction of study on trans surgery benefit

Bonus Sanity: Americans are so over the COVID panicmongering.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

PANDEMIC OVERREACTION FALLOUT: Military Deaths by Suicide Jumped 25% at End of 2020. “Some top military leaders have spoken in recent months about the strain their troops have suffered during the pandemic.”

BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES: California Governor Gavin Newsom Announces That Someday His State Will Re-Open. Maybe. Until Then, the Catastrophe Continues.

HE JUST ISN’T VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB: Dr. Fauci Dumbfounded as Texas COVID Cases Drop Despite His Own Dire Prediction.

DIDN’T WE KNOW THIS ALMOST A YEAR AGO? CDC tells businesses to ‘end hygiene theater’ because risk of being infected with COVID through surfaces is ‘low.’

THE POLITICS OF PERSONAL DESTRUCTION: Man Behind Alleged Gaetz Extortion Scheme Admits Wanting $25 Million.

“GIVE AWAY RAZORS, SELL RAZOR BLADES” IS A BUSINESS STRATEGY A LOT OLDER THAN STARLINK: SpaceX Has Been Selling Starlink Dishes at a Huge Loss Despite $499 Price Tag.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Reject the Fauci Fetish Perma-Pandemic Panic Porn. “What really makes me dislike the guy, however, is the fact that he obviously doesn’t want anybody to feel better, at least emotionally. I wrote in mid-February that Fauci and Co. were going to start using ‘variants’ as an excuse to keep us cowering and miserable, despite the fact that more and more of us are getting vaccinated.”

MAYBE SOME OF THEIR BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK: Facebook did not hire Black employees because they were not a ‘culture fit,’ report says. “When I was interviewing at Facebook, the thing I was told constantly was that I needed to be a culture fit, and when I tried to recruit people, I knew I needed [to] find people who were a culture fit. But unfortunately not many people I knew could pass that challenge because the culture here does not reflect the culture of Black people.”

THE WAR ON NORMALCY: Dems Endorse Anti-Christian SPLC Report: ‘It’s Time We Extinguish All Bigoted Beliefs.’

EXCLUSIVE: Exodus Underway as Record-Shattering Surge of Austin Police Officers Leave the Force.

It isn’t necessary to defund the police. Demoralizing them will do the job, too.

HE FIGHTS: Trump Rallies the Troops to Fight Woke Capital.

TO BE FAIR, FAUCI HAS BEEN ON BOTH SIDES OF EVERY COVID-RELATED ISSUE AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER: Fauci Claims The Fall In COVID Cases Since Texas Relaxed Restrictions Is ‘Confusing.’‘

CHANGE (IT BACK): More Vindication for Trump as Biden Admin Considers Resuming Border Wall Construction.

REPUBLICANS POUNCE! DeSantis milks ’60 Minutes’ spat. “Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, a Trump ally with his eyes on the White House, is dialing up a dispute with ’60 Minutes’ — seizing on a juicy chance to ingratiate himself with the GOP base by bashing the media.”

What a terrible take from Axios’ Mike Allen and Zachary Basu.

Terrible, but not unexpected.

PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD: Ga. State Rep. Calls Joe Biden’s Bluff on Georgia’s ‘Jim Crow on Steroids.’

BAN FALLING: Falling Killed 126 Times More People than Rifles of Any Kind. “The same CDC data shows unintentional firearm deaths for 2018 came in at 458, which means accidental death by falling was about 82 times more likely than accidental death via any kind of firearm.”

We also need to license gravity.

BOTH SIDES THINK THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN, BUT ONLY ONE SIDE SHOWS MUCH INTEREST IN FIXING IT: Trump Rallies Conservatives to Fight for Election Integrity With Their Wallets.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Biden’s Easter Bunny Goes from Spreading Cheer to Spreading Fear.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: What’s even better than filling children’s lives with joy and wonder?

Answer: Reminding them that they’re all probably going to die, apparently.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• Oakland voters are dying to #DefundThePolice
• Did Senator Tim Scott (and many others) just fall into another one of the Left’s language traps?
• Come see the anti-Asian racism in the NFL

Bonus Sanity: Matt Kibbe knows how to save civil society, and you’ll love who loses.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

Plus a VIP twofer from yours truly and Paula Bolyard.

First the bad news: Now American Airlines Has Joined the Woke Chorus.

And then the really bad news: There’s No Stopping Vaccine Passports. Here’s Why.

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EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: 2 Yemeni men on the FBI’s terrorism watch list were caught after illegally entering the U.S. via the Mexican border.

OR MAYBE HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOUDA: Hunter Biden Smoked Parmesan Cheese Because It Looked Like Crack Cocaine.

UPDATE: From the comments: “Make America Grate Again.”

YOUR HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD INFOTAINMENT INDUSTRY: CBS Smears Ron DeSantis While Pete Buttigieg Gets the Obama Treatment from AP. “The Associated Press published an egregious triple-bylined puff piece on Buttigieg’s efforts to save America by building bridges, both literally and figuratively. With the possible exception of Beto O’Rourke during his failed campaign for Senate, only Barack Obama has been on the receiving end of such obsequious coverage.”

Give the AP this much credit: It was an impressive effort, given how little they had to work with.

FAIRNESS! MLB Moves This Summer’s All-Star Game From Atlanta to One of the Whitest Cities in America.

C’MON, MAN: Joe Biden Dismantles Trump Commission That Promoted Religious Freedom Worldwide.

WHEN WILL POTUS ACKNOWLEDGE HE HAS A TWO-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER HOLED UP SOMEWHERE IN ARKANSAS? Hunter Biden Claims He Has ‘No Recollection’ of Woman With Whom He Fathered a Child.