DOG BITES MAN: Antifa Just Did Something Even Ted Wheeler Admits Is Attempted Murder, Not Protest.

OF COURSE THEY DON’T: Energy secretary says ‘We don’t want to use past definitions of infrastructure.’

“Infrastructure” hasn’t lost all meaning. It has a new meaning: “Favored interest groups who want money.”

We used to just call it “graft” or “vote-buying.”

NO, HE JUST WANTS YOU TO SUBMIT: Does Steve Cohen Want to Start a War Over the Capitol Riot? “He compared a few people trespassing into the Capitol and stealing Nancy Pelosi’s rostrum to the 353 Japanese aircraft that damaged 8 U.S. battleships and sunk 4, killing 2,300 Americans and wounding 1,140. To call Cohen’s comparison insane would be an insult to the mentally ill.”

OH: Hunter Biden claims he did nothing wrong in Ukraine — but wouldn’t do it again.

WOW: Penn Scientists Correct Genetic Blindness With a Single Injection into the Eye. “The patient had suffered from poor visual acuity, reduced fields of view, and zero night vision, Clinical OMICS reports, but after one shot, the patient showed remarkable improvement over the course of the next 15 months — similar to people who got multiple, regular injections.”

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: One of Our Vice Presidents Is Missing!

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Remember when Presidentish Joe Biden put Viceish President Kamala Harris in charge of the self-inflicted border crisis?

Answer: Neither does she.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• Play stupid games, win stupid prizes (Minneapolis Edition, Redux)
• Christian group caves to BLM, dumps Andy Ngo
• We’d tell you not to watch this video, but you won’t be able to, anyway

Bonus Sanity: Not even Patrisse Cullors is crazy enough to be a genuine Marxist.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

INSURRECTION: Rioters and Looters Ravage City Near Minneapolis After Duante Wright Shooting.

DON’T TRUST CHINA VACCINES: Top Chinese official admits vaccines have low effectiveness. “He also praised the benefits of mRNA vaccines, the technology behind the two vaccines seen as the most effective, Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna, months after questioning whether the then-unproven method was safe.”

ENFORCING THE GLEICHSCHALTUNG: CNN’s Brian Stelter Complains That Fox News Hosts Aren’t Posting Vaccine Selfies.

THEY CAN’T WIN IF THEY CAN’T CHEAT: Woke CEOs Gather to Fight Against Election Integrity Laws. “Some CEOs joined the Zoom conference from Augusta National Golf Course.”

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): The Woke CEOs want Democrats to win by means fair or foul because they have tied their fortunes to the Democratic Party, which is now the party of Wall Street, big corporations, and upscale whites. Alleged concern about minorities is just a smokescreen for what’s really going on.

SAY ANYTHING: Is Lloyd Austin A Liar Or Is Joe Biden Blowing Smoke Up His Arse? “The Defense Secretary Claimed Biden’s Commitment To Israel Is Ironclad Has He Noticed What The President Has Done In Only Three Months?”

TOO FEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR GRAFT: Want Lower Rent? Build More Housing And Scrap Zoning Restrictions.

UGH: TX Rep Dan Crenshaw Suffers ‘Terrifying’ Medical Emergency Which May Leave Him Blind and His Haters Soulless.

HMM: An HIV vaccine could arrive sooner than we thought—using Moderna’s mRNA tech.

DRIVING THE COUNTRY FORWARD LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE: Biden Is Radically Transforming America Far Faster Than Obama Dreamed.

SLUSH ON SLUSH: Biden admin won’t say how much ’emergency’ funding for colleges remains unspent, proposes another $12 billion anyway.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: John Boehner Reminds Conservatives Why We Didn’t Like Him. “Johnny Boozesweat can revise this history all he wants but the simple fact of the matter is this: he only became Speaker because the Tea Party movement formed in 2009 to save the GOP from itself.”

NOW THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED: Laser Guns On F-15 Fighters? The U.S. Air Force Has Big Plans.

UNEXPECTEDLY: David Hogg Says Goodbye to The Pillow Company He Tried to Create. “It was like being forced to watch a train wreck, but the media gave the struggling company a ton of free publicity—publicity most companies, particularly start-ups, could only dream about.”

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO: Now CNN Thinks Fonts Are Racist.

MEET THE OPPRESSED: The cofounder of BLM just bought a $1.4 million L.A. “compound” in a rich, largely white neighborhood.

FAIL, BRITANNIA: Brits At Pubs Will Have To Register On Government Tracking App, Hand Over Phones.

SPEAKING AGAINST VIOLENCE IS VIOLENCE: Anti-Free Speech Muslim Group Sues Facebook for Not Removing Sites Opposing Jihad Violence.

YOU CAN BE WOKE OR YOU CAN BE READY BUT YOU CAN’T BE BOTH: GAO report sees U.S. military readiness slipping.

HIDE THE DECLINE: Joe Biden Makes Another Embarrassing Verbal Slip During His Gun Control Speech.