VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Meet Joe Biden’s CCP-Connected Ambassador to China.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Ever heard the old story where the SecState asks his new ambassador to point on the globe which country they’ll represent at their new post, and when they point to Germany or wherever, the SecState corrects them by pointing to the US?

Answer: Neither does Nick Burns.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• Being Livid Marxists is the new BLM (the old one, too)
• Facebook’s private police force is half the size of the SFPD
• Come see the anti-Asian racism inherent in the leftism

Bonus Sanity: Fly the Martian Skies.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

I’M EXPECTING AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM: Extended Range Cannon Artillery: Going Boom 43 Miles Away.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: Welcome to Medellín, Minn., Where Elected Officials and Cops Are Afraid of BLM and Antifa Race ‘Cartels.’

PROGRESS: Starlink Internet service could be ‘fully mobile’ by the end of the year.

Becoming fully mobile would mean the Internet service could follow customers to different addresses and be used in moving vehicles. Musk also said this week that Starlink could exit beta as early as the summer. So far, Starlink has more than 10,000 people signed up for its beta that launched last October.

During the beta, customers can’t move the hardware from address to address. The beta service only works at one home address. Details on the future of Starlink came when Musk replied to someone on Twitter who asked when they would be able to put the dish on an RV or tiny home or take it between addresses.

Musk replied Starlink would be fully mobile later this year, allowing it to be moved anywhere or used on an RV or truck in motion. He also noted that SpaceX needs a “few more satellite launches” to achieve complete coverage and the system also needs some software upgrades.

Faster, please.

OMELETS, EGGS: Chris Cuomo Says ‘White People’s Kids’ Need to Be Killed for Police Reform to Happen.

100 million broken eggs and not a single omelet.

SCARS: Nobody ever leaves North Korea.

Next month, they may mark a milestone in their assimilation. Ji-Hyun Park, who runs education programmes for defectors in New Malden, is standing to be a Conservative councillor in her home seat of Moorside in Bury, Manchester. If successful, she would be the first person from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to be elected as a politician in the UK.

“When I arrived, many people welcomed us and they gave to us a lot of opportunities and happiness,” the 52-year-old tells UnHerd. “I wanted to pay back to them. I also know that in the UK, there live many voiceless people and also many immigrant women, who have hard times in society. I want to listen to their voice and solve their problems.”

Why Tory? “My life was lived in a socialist dictatorship country,” explains Park, who had to escape twice.

The surest way to cure someone of any affection for socialism to to have them live under it.

MORE AND MORE PEOPLE SEEM TO BE DOING THIS EVEN WITHOUT BEING TOLD: Ron DeSantis Blasts Vaccine Messaging: ‘Vaccines Are Effective, You’re Immune, So Act Immune.’

UGH: West Point cadets expelled over worst cheating scandal in 40 years.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The United States Should Soon Reach Fauci Immunity. “Our idiot president is often seen wearing two masks even though he’s immune now. If Fauci has his way, we will be wearing masks until we’re all too old to care.”

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Two Gun Suppressor Bills Introduced In Senate: One For-The Other Against. “Utah Senator Mike Lee introduced a bill to ease restrictions on gun suppressors. At approximately the same time, Senate Democrats reintroduced a bill to ban gun suppressors.”

DAMAGED GOODS: Dr. Fauci Does Damage Control on Sunday Show Circuit After Getting Torched by Jim Jordan. “Sunday’s first media appearance is pretty astounding, given that Dr. Fauci did not sit with Chris Wallace on Fox this morning. CNN’s Dana Bash cited a poll and remarked on Republican vaccine hesitancy and how frustrating it must be for Fauci. So frustrating, apparently, that he didn’t appear on the news network most of them watch. Basically, he answers that Republicans are working against their preferred outcome and should get vaccinated if they want restrictions lifted. Maybe he is unaware that the restrictions are lifted in many red states, and they are doing just fine.”

Fauci has been actively discouraging people from getting vaccinated.

NO. NEXT QUESTION? Should pro-Trump, anti-mask teacher be fired?

IT WAS NEVER RAVELED: The New York Times’ ‘Russian Bounties’ Story Just Unraveled.

CHINA CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO SET DICTATORIAL RULES FOR THE INTERNET: China’s Dystopian “New IP” Plan Shows Need for Renewed US Commitment to Internet Governance. “Huawei’s plans for 6G and beyond make U.S. concerns over 5G look paltry: Huawei is proposing a fundamental internet redesign, which it calls “New IP,” designed to build ‘intrinsic security’ into the web. Intrinsic security means that individuals must register to use the internet, and authorities can shut off an individual user’s internet access at any time. In short, Huawei is looking to integrate China’s ‘social credit,’ surveillance, and censorship regimes into the internet’s architecture.”

HEARTBREAKING: Gunman Slaughters Eight in a FedEx Operation Center in Indianapolis.

VICTORIA TAFT: Who Are the Jurors in the George Floyd Case – and Are They Safe?

UH-HUH: Pelosi Will Not Bring Supreme Court Expansion Bill To A Vote But Won’t Rule Out Court-Packing.

Pelosi is probably the best arm-twister and vote-counter on Capitol Hill since LBJ ran the Senate. If she won’t bring the court-packing bill to the floor, then she already knows it’s a no-go — at least for now.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Area Fascist Jack Dorsey Purges James O’Keefe From Twitter. “The Twitter experience is a bit less enjoyable here in the year of our Lord 2021. Especially if you are a conservative who has a habit of telling the truth about liberals.”

THE POISONED FRUITS OF SOROS’ LABOR: Meet Kimberly Gardner, the Rogue Prosecutor Whose Policies Are Wreaking Havoc in St. Louis. “With a situation this grim, the city desperately needs competent and determined crime-fighters, but St. Louis Circuit Attorney (chief prosecutor) Kimberly Gardner remains focused not on law and order but on social justice—and on bizarre self-aggrandizement.”

EXPLOSIVE: CAIR Under Fire for Covering Up Florida Director’s Revolting Abuse of Women.

BREAKING: James O’Keefe to Sue Twitter Over Suspension Following CNN Sting Videos.

FLORIDA, MAN: Watch this Florida driver blast through a gate at high speed and successfully jump an opening drawbridge.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Minneapolis City Council To Offer Looting Passports.

VICTORIA TAFT: Former Cop Chauvin Won’t Testify, Defense Rests in Death of George Floyd. Now, About Those Riots…

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