AND FROM AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Pelosi Releases Limited-Edition Replica Of Dentures Worn During Trump Impeachment.

I hear they’re thinking of changing their motto to “Still more truthful than the New York Times.” They’re modest people.

HEY NOW! THERE’S AT LEAST ONE INSTAPUNDIT READER IN THAT CROWD. THAT SIGN IS THE EQUIVALENT OF WAVING AT US AND SAYING “HI, MOM” (OR PERHAPS, “I TOO WANT A REVITALIZING SHAKE OF BLENDED PUPPY!):  So much for the evil, racist, bitter-clinger gun nuts of Richmond!

SIGH. THE PROBLEM IS I HATE PREPARED FISH STICKS. BUT NOW I’LL HAVE TO EAT THEM:  Fish Footprints.

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY ARE:  Regional Forest Manager: Politicians are Using Climate Change to Deflect Blame for Bushfires.

IT’S KIND OF LIKE THE GREAT PUMPKIN, REALLY. THE LEFT HAS BEEN TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. SO FAR, NOTHING. THIS LATEST INCARNATION IS NO EXCEPTION:  What Happened to WWIII?

CANCEL CULTURE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME IN SOME FIELDS. WE JUST DIDN’T HAVE A NAME FOR IT. WHY DO YOU THINK I REFERRED TO MY STARTING TO AIR MY POLITICS AS “COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET.” AND IT COST ME. AS I KNEW IT WOULD COST ME. UNFORTUNATELY SPEAKING OUT IS THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS TYRANNY, AND IF NOT ME, WHO? IF NOT NOW, (WELL TEN YEARS AGO?) WHEN? AND I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE COMING TO THIS POINT:  Demoted and Placed on Probation.

AS WITH ALMOST EVERY VAGUELY SENTENCE LIKE ERUCTATION ESCAPING OCCASIONAL CORTEX’S DENTIGEROUS MOUTH, THE QUESTION MUST ALWAYS BE “COMPARED TO WHAT?”: Ocasio-Cortez Calls The Democratic Party ‘Center-Conservative’.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE LEFT ASSURES US THAT THE INSURRECTION IN AFGHANISTAN WAS UNBEATABLE:  “You Can’t Fight the Military with Rifles.”

HONESTLY? THEY’RE NOT WRONG:  Trump’s Legal Team Describes Impeachment as a ‘Dangerous Perversion of the Constitution’.

AND HAVING CONFESSED THAT HE VALUES HIS BIAS ABOVE EVERYTHING LET’S HOPE HE’S NEVER ELECTED TO ANY FEDERAL POSITION:  Mike Bloomberg Says If He Were A Senator, He Would Vote To Convict Trump In Impeachment Trial.

AND THE INFILTRATORS OR AGENTS PROVOCATEURS WERE CAUGHT OUT BEFORE THEY COULD START ANYTHING, I ASSUME. I MEAN I CAN’T IMAGINE THERE NOT BEING ANY:  Rallying for the 2nd Amendment.

My sigh of relief was probably heard across America.

THAT THEY JUST REALIZED IF THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES WERE HORSES, THE WHOLE LOT WOULD HAVE TO BE SHOT FOR INCURABLE AND PAINFUL LAMENESS?  What the double endorsement at the New York Times tells us.

YEAH. ME TOO. AS A FIRST GENERATION FEMALE IMMIGRANT FROM A LATIN COUNTRY WITH A GRADUATE DEGREE IN THE LIBERAL ARTS AND A CREATIVE PROFESSION, I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO STEP OUT OF THE LEFTIST PLANTATION AND SAY “I WANT NO PART OF YOU.”  ANY SIMILAR ODDBALL IS MY FRIEND (AN ASTONISHING NUMBER OF THEM REAL LIFE FRIENDS, TOO.):  It’s time to confess: I am sometimes racist and homophilic.

YEAH…. THAT IS UH…  Hunter bitten on head by venomous snake.

HE WAS AGAINST IMPEACHMENT (OF A DEMOCRAT) BEFORE HE WAS FOR IT (OF A REPUBLICAN):  Charles Schumer’s 1999 letter about impeachment comes back to bite him.

FINALLY, A METHOD FOR PLUGGING SCHUMER’S PIE HOLE:  Senators face tough rules to be part of Trump’s impeachment trial.

HOW TO DESTROY A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SOCIAL CAPITAL IN RECORD TIME:  Harry and Meghan: Be Careful What You Wish For.

CANCEL CANCEL CULTURE:  An Open Letter to All Creators and Their Editors.

AH, BUT WAS THE PUSSY DEAD OR ALIVE?  The Trump Grabbed Schrodinger’s Pussy Theory.

I (AND DAN SIMMONS) WERE JUST POINTING THESE FACTS OUT TO THE USUAL LEFTIST SWEDE-FANS ON FACEBOOK A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO:  Debunking The Many Myths of Sweden. [VIDEO]

WELL, DUH!  Investigating Biden influence peddling didn’t become illegitimate just because Joe ran for president.

MR. SCARBOROUGH? THESE ARE MY MIDDLE FINGERS. BEHOLD, A MATCHED SET:  Joe Scarborough Promises There Will be ‘Bleak’ Future for Children, Grandchildren of Trump ‘Defenders’.

Also, dear left, I know you’re enjoying letting your psychotic flag fly, but can you at least PRETEND you’re still thinking human beings?

DID I MENTION THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE?  Lev Parnas is Julie Swetnick, and Dems are trying to ‘Kavanaugh’ the impeachment trial.

LEFTISTS? HARMING WORKERS IN THE NAME OF UNIONS? I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. SO SHOCKED: California Law Harms Workers, For The Unions.

SCHIFF SHOW:  House Impeachment Managers: Pelosi’s Avengers.