REVOLTING:  Your Guide To The Obama Administration’s Hit On Michael Flynn.

THERE IS AN INEXORABLE LOGIC TO SECRET SERVICES, THAT UNLESS TIGHTLY CONTROLLED ENDS UP DICTATING FORM AND FUNCTION:  In Dealing with Flynn, Comey’s FBI Acted Like the KGB.

BURNING STRAW FIGURES OF YOUR GOVERNOR MIGHT BE DANGEROUS, THOUGH, IN THE MORE ARID STATES, AT LEAST:  Remember, Remember This Shit, Come November.

VITAMIN D IS GOOD FOR YOU. GET OUT THERE, GET SOME SUN:  COVID19 update, May 5, 2020 edition: protective effect of MMR vaccination? strokes, vitamin D; ACE inhibitors and ARBs.

ABOUT TIME:  Trump administration drafting new space agreement to supersede Outer Space Treaty.

AND MORE ON THAT:  The President’s Space Resources Executive Order and the Moon Agreement.

OR, WHO KNOWS, RED AMERICA MIGHT PAINT ITSELF BLUE AND BURST OUT OF THE DOOR SCREAMING “FREEDOM” IF THE LOCKDOWN BS DOESN’T END SOON.  I KNOW WHICH I’M BETTING ON:  WaPo Op-Ed: “Red America” May Vote Dem If Coronavirus Grows.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Texas Nursing Home: Media Ignores Good News.

ALL THE GREAT AWARDS AND PRIZES HAVE LONG SINCE — AS IN MOST OF MY ADULT LIFE — BEEN SKINSUITED. THEY NOW REWARD ONLY POLITICALLY-CORRECT-THINKING. OBJECTIVITY IS PUNISHED:  The greatest Pulitzer since Duranty: the 1619 Project.

WHAT? THE WAY THE FEMINISTS TREATED BILL CLINTON DIDN’T GIVE YOU FOREWARNING?  The mask of objectivity is torn off and the naked bias revealed.

BUT THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE CORN POP TOLD HIM TO!  In 1991 Biden Opposed Creation of Senate Office to Handle Sexual Harassment Complaints.  (Before he was senile, he was just venal.)

SANITY:  VIDEO – Wisconsin Sup. Ct. Justice: Isn’t state’s lockdown order “the very definition of tyranny?”

MASKS IN JANUARY MADE SOME SENSE, CONSIDERING WHAT WE KNEW THEN. CONSIDERING WHAT WE KNOW NOW? MASK WEARING IS DOOM-LARPING:  Your Mask Is Making You Meaner, Dumber, More Afraid & Less Safe.

IT’S TULIP MANIA ALL THE WAY DOWN:  The Failed Experiment of Social Distancing.

NONE OF THIS HOUSE ARREST OF NOT SICK CITIZENS IS CONSTITUTIONAL:  Justice Department Calls Church Service Restrictions Unconstitutional.

THE LEFT HAS ONE PLAYBOOK:  Anti-lockdown demonstrator falsely accused of holding white supremacist sign.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE THE PEOPLE THINK THAT FOR VIOLATING CITIZENS FUNDAMENTAL LIBERTIES, WE SHOULD PUT THE MAYOR OF CHICAGO IN JAIL:  Chicago Mayor Threatens Jail for Lockdown Violators.

IT’S NOT THE PANDEMIC. IT’S THE PANICKY DEMS:  Rural Hospitals Are Under COVID-19 Pressure.

THEY DON’T KNOW WHERE MONEY COMES FROM:  Stay Home, Stay Safe, Stay Unemployed, America.

GUYS, THESE PEOPLE SUPPORTED THE CLINTONS. THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY GRADING ON A CURVE:   DNC Chair Trusts Creepy Joe Biden.

WELL, THEY HAVE TO EARN A LIVING:  Out-of-work chefs are leaving NYC to cook for billionaires.

REMEMBER, CHILDREN, IF YOU’RE A SH*TWEASEL YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, WHEN YOU BECOME SENILE YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED AND FORGET THINGS THAT HAPPENED:  Virtual sextortion scams rising during coronavirus lockdowns.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE!  Intelligence report says China lied about origin of coronavirus.

DEMOCRAT GOVERNORS ARE ALREADY IMPOSING SOCIAL DISTANCING PROTOCOLS AND DEMANDING BEES STAY IN THE HIVE:  New bee scourge parallels coronavirus, researchers find.

OKAY. THIS IS WHY I SHOUT AT THE SKY “YOU NEED A NEW PLOT.” GRANTED, HORNETS ARE NOT LOCUSTS, BUT THIS RINGS FAMILIAR:  Asia’s ‘murder hornet’ found for first time in the US.

Also, isn’t it bad enough He sent us CONGRESS? (video.)

I’M GOING TO GO WITH “WHY NOT BOTH?”:  The coronavirus antibody test: Magic bullet or false hope?