WHEN THE SEWERS ARE TORN OPEN, AND WE SMELL THE EFFLUVIA, THERE IS A TEMPTATION TO PRETEND THE SH*T WASN’T ALWAYS THERE.  IT WAS. AND WE HAVE ONLY STARTED TO SCRATCH THE SURFACE. THE LEFT IS CORRUPT BECAUSE THE LEFT HASN’T BEEN HELD ACCOUNTABLE BY THEIR WHOLLY-OWNED PRESS FOR OVER 50 YEARS. THERE’S SH*T THERE THAT WOULD SHOCK EVEN ME, IF I DIDN’T GUESS AT IT LONG AGO:  John Brennan and the Plot to Subvert an American Election.

I JUST WANT TO REMIND ALL THOSE WHO WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION THAT THE USSR BILLED ITSELF AS ‘SCIENTIFICALLY GOVERNED.” AT NO TIME DOES ‘SCIENTIFIC’ RULE BY ‘EXPERTS’ END WELL. EVER:  So Much for Specialists?

LOOK, I AM NOT SAYING I WON’T ENGAGE IN LARP (LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING [GAME]). I HAVEN’T YET. BUT I HAVE SOME BOOKS FOR SOME SYSTEMS I’M A FAN OF. BUT THIS WINNIE THE FLU SUPPOSEDLY APOCALYPTIC LARP? IT’S BORING, INCONSISTENT, POORLY WRITTEN AND NOT LOGICAL. I WILL NOT PLAY. I AWARD IT NO POINTS, AND MAY G-D HAVE MERCY ON ITS SOUL:  Mask On Or Mask Off, All Virtue Signalling.

AW. A LITTLE BIT LESS COMEDY IN THE WORLD:  Biden Punts on Abrams; Grimace Sad.

FAILING AT WHAT, PRECISELY? ALSO, WHAT PRECISELY DO WE NEED IT FOR? CAN WE SHED THE FANTASIES OF THE 20TH CENTURY PLEASE? IF THERE’S AN IDEA THAT DESERVES BURIAL ALONGSIDE THE IDEA OF THE VIBRANT AND INNOVATIVE PLANNED ECONOMY WITH ITS HAPPY AND FREE PEOPLE, IT’S THE IDEA THAT A WORLD ASSOCIATION OF TYRANTS, KLEPTOCRACIES AND A FEW MORE OR LESS FREE COUNTRIES IS ANYTHING BUT SIX WOLVES AND A SHEEP DISCUSSING WHAT TO HAVE FOR DINNER:  The United Nations is failing the world when we need it most.

If there’s some need for the UN it’s a stupid, nay surreal need. Kind of like a desperate necessity for violinists in a war zone.

AND THIS:  COVID19 update, May 16, 2020: evidence hydroxychloroquine works better with zinc added; how Taiwan succeeded; Niall Ferguson on his disgraced namesake.

THERE’S THIS:  COVID19 update, May 15, 2020:  Interview about German meat processing plants; Santa Clara County immunology study redux.

THEY’VE STATED IT OUTRIGHT, THAT IT’S A GREAT CHANCE TO IMPLEMENT THEIR AGENDA. BELIEVE THEM:  The Coronavirus Fifth Column.

The enemies of the West and civilization seem to suffer from a compulsion to announce their true intentions. Only fools pretend they’re not telling the truth.

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE. THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAKE AWAY FREEDOMS IT DOESN’T HAVE THE POWER TO GRANT YOU. IT’S TIME TO BE FREE, EVEN SHOULD IT COST US OUR LIVES, OUR FORTUNES, OUR SACRED HONOR. OTHERS HAVE PAID THE PRICE BEFORE US:  More stories of government power grabs — and a new, loud voice in the wilderness.

YES. WHEN DO THE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS BEGIN?  Was Obama systematically spying on everyone who could threaten his legacy?

OKAY, OKAY, I CAN’T EVEN:  There is this video that always makes me cackle showing an owl swimming in a bathroom sink, and clearly loving it.  Underneath the text goes “Who is going to tell this owl that he is not a duck? Anyone, anyone? No one? All right, then. He is now a duck.”
So, in that spirit, which of you is going to tell the Babylon Bee they’re supposed to be funny and not just report the news and really become America’s paper of record?  Anyone? Anyone?

Governor Newsom Orders Ballots To Be Sent To Every Cemetery In State.

(This one has been used on me, I swear, on Facebook)  Reminder: Adolf Hitler Also Wanted To Go Outside And Do Things.

Democrats Promise To Chew Up Cash, Tenderly Regurgitate It Into Mouths Of Voters.

Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email.

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls.

No one? All right, then. The Babylon Bee is now America’s Paper of Record. More truth there than in any other paper in the US.

SURE. BUT THEN THEY WERE FED LOCO WEED. OR SJW PAP. SAME THING:  Today’s Woke Superheroes Have Conservative Roots.

THE WRITER OF THAT LAST POST DID A POST FOR MY BLOG TODAY:  Panic Reaction on a National Scale by David Burkhead.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   UPDATE: Recently Released Comey Testimony Provides Further Evidence Sally Yates Had The Original Flynn 302 Written by Pientka Before It Mysteriously Went Missing…

OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT ‘LET US STAY LOCKED IN SO NO ONE DIES EVER AGAIN’:  The False Dilemma of Die or Die.

WHEN THEY RETURN, THEY WILL ERECT A STATUE OF BRAVE SIR ROBIN, THEIR INSPIRATION:  Michigan Legislature Closes to Avoid Gathering of Lockdown Protesters.

YEAH, THAT IS DEFINITELY THE BE ON END ALL ISSUE OF OUR DAY. PFFFF:  Associated Press chides “archaic and sexist term” “mistress”, announces it will now use “lover” or “companion”.

BECAUSE BEING A TODDLER, HE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT THERE ARE LIMITS ON WHAT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO, EVEN IF HE WANTS IT REALLY BADLY:  #Obamagate is simply Obama being Obama.

In other words, your common garden variety pinko.

NO, NO. NOT A SCANDAL. FOR IT TO BE A SCANDAL, THE MEDIA WOULD HAVE TO REPORT IT:  The other secrets inside Grenell’s satchel are the key to the biggest political scandal in US history.

OH, I DON’T KNOW. THEY WANT TO KEEP PUBLIC INDOCTRINATION EDUCATION CLOSED? WELL! DON’T THROW ME IN THAT BRIAR PATCH, B’RER WOLF!  Don’t Close the Schools.

OKAY, GUYS. IT’S OBVIOUS SOMEONE ON THE LEFT FOUND MCCAIN’S STASH OF BLACKMAIL MATERIAL ON LINDSEY GRAHAM. HE’S BEING CONTROLLED AGAIN.  LET’S FIND IT AND BURN IT. I LIKE THE GRAHAMINATOR BETTER:  Graham Throws Cold Water on Trump’s Call For Obama to Testify in ObamaGate Hearing.

“MORAL”:  The Moral Busybodies Strike Again.

GOOD:  NASCAR Resumes Sunday, MLB In Talks To Start.

No “new normal.” There’s nothing normal about this novelty. Let’s get back to the old normal.

IT’S TIME TO TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX:  Deaths NOT Covered In Media’s Daily Panic Porn.

MY ONLY ARGUMENT WITH THIS IS THAT THE NUMBER OF INFECTED IS MUCH LOWER THAN IN ANY OTHER POPULATION TESTED, SO PERHAPS IT’S AN ABERRATION? BUT ON THE REST, HE’S ON POINT:  A Scientific Explanation of Why Shutdowns Are Useless.