WE ALSO KNOW:  Bean: More Anti-American Propaganda Now than Blacklist Era.

WE KNOW:  John Bolton Admits Last-Minute Impeachment Leak Was A Publicity Stunt.

HE PAID FOR THE RIGHT TO TWEET THAT IN BLOOD:  Steve Scalise Wins Tweet of the Year.

YEAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS:  Daily Mail: Ilhan Omar married her brother.

If we’re NOT going to get heads on pikes, can we at the very least see deportations for immigration fraud?

THE WRITERS OF THE BABYLON BEE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME COMPETING WITH THE WASHINGTON POST. AND I DON’T BLAME THEM:  Washington Post Says Elites Must Choose Our President.

THE BEST IN US:  Trump Rally In Arizona Honors WWII Veteran.

THE GOSPEL OF ENVY:  Blame Billionaires: The World According to AOC.

GREEN DEAD DEAL:  Coronavirus has temporarily reduced China’s CO2 emissions by a quarter.

TOTALITARIANS SUCK AT EVERYTHING. EVEN DISEASE CONTAINMENT:  Wuhan Virus Watch: Five Coronavirus Patients to be Transferred to Spokane Hospital’s Isolation Ward.

And the rest of us are stupid if we believe anything they say.

ABOUT TIME:  Trump signs memorandum diverting water to California’s Central Valley farms.

THOSE WHO CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT, CAN TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND DESTROY YOUR WILL TO LIVE: I Have Reservations.

I BLAME TRUMP … OR CLIMATE CHANGE … OR MAYBE BOTH! OH, HECK WHO’M I KIDDING: THIS IS COOL:  ‘Ice volcanoes’ are erupting on Lake Michigan.

OF COURSE THEY COULD – I’VE SEEN IT IN DOZENS OF MOVIES!  OKAY, THAT’S NOT TRUE. I’D HAVE TO COUNT, BUT IT’S UNLIKELY I’VE WATCHED DOZEN OF MOVIES. BUT I’VE READ IT IN ALL KINDS OF THRILLERS!  Could hackers turn satellites into weapons?

LOOK AT THE INCENTIVES:  Not Rocket Science: Evidence Proves Amnesty Results in More Illegal Immigration .

YES, IT’S KNOWN AS NATIONAL SECURITY (ROLLS EYES.):  John Bolton Complains About Classified Information Being “Censored” From His Book .

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Hunter Biden Served On Board Of Trade Coalition Pushing For More Aid To Ukraine.

YOU KNOW? WHAT I WANT TO SEE IS SOME PUNISHMENT:  Trump Trolls Senate Democrat Caught Meeting With Iranian Regime: That Sure Sounds Like A ‘Violation Of The Logan Act’.

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM TOO. THERE’S SO MUCH MORE DEMAND FOR HATE CRIMES THAN THERE IS SUPPLY:  Trevor Noah: ‘I Kind of Feel Bad for [Jussie Smollett]’.

INDEED:  Bloomberg’s China Conflict of Interest.

I SUBMIT IT’S NOT THEM THE LEFT HATES. IT’S CIVILIZATION:  Thatcher and Reagan: Why Do They Hate Them So?

ONE LAW FOR THE LORDS AND ONE FOR THE PEASANTS. ALL FUN AND GAMES, TILL THE TUMBRILS ROLL:  Judge Amy Brennan Jackson plans to go full steam ahead with sentencing Stone.

FIRST, DEVOTE FIFTY YEARS TO CREATING A CLIMATE WHERE DISSENTING FROM LEFTIST ORTHODOXY CAN GET YOU FIRED, SLANDERED AND DESTROYED. NEXT, ACT SURPRISED, HURT AND UPSET THAT PEOPLE LIE TO YOU:  NeverTrumper Bret Stephens: FEAR the Secret Trump Voters.

Why, those perfidious right wingers! Refusing to let the left properly calibrate their vote fraud! Deplorable.

IN REFERENCE TO THE LAST ITEM, TAKE THIS ONE, PLEASE:  Classics faculty proposes removal of Homer and Virgil from Mods Syllabus.

…. till the gods of the copybook headings limp up to explain it once more….

IF IT WERE ON ONLY THIS ISSUE! BUT EVERYWHERE WE TURN, IT’S BEING DEMANDED WE BELIEVE WHAT WE’RE TOLD INSTEAD OF OUR LYING EYES. HEINLEIN WAS WRONG. THESE AREN’T THE CRAZY YEARS. THESE ARE THE RUNNING AROUND WITH UNDERWEAR ON THEIR HEADS, DOING THEIR BEST IMITATION OF JOE BIDEN YEARS:  Going Off the Rails.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, reality is that which doesn’t go way just because you wish it would. And in the end, the gods of the copybook headings with terror and slaughter return. Again.

BLOOMBUG:  Bloomin’ Bloomberg or Blooomberg bloomin’?