BREAKING NEWS FROM GENESIS 1:9:  Earth may have been a waterworld covered by global ocean 3.2 billion years ago, study suggests.

CONFRONTING THE PERILS OF TOXIC FEMALE COMPETITIVENESS:  The dangerous diets young women are doing to get skinny for Spring Break.

BECAUSE ANYMORE WE PRAISE GIRLS FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER. SURE, THAT MAKES THEM COMPETITIVE AS WORKERS AND CREATORS. AND TOTALLY FUNCTIONAL ADULTS:  More mothers are planning to throw their daughters a ‘period party’.

OH DEAR LORD. MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR SMOD? Coronavirus-themed porn is going viral on streaming sites.

CHROMOSOMAL PRIVILEGE!  Scientist may have figured out why women live longer than men.

LOOK, GUYS, I’M SORRY. IF IT HELPS, SHE PROBABLY WASN’T DULY ELECTED. OUR AMOUNT OF FRAUD IS UNBELIEVABLE:  No apologies from Denver city council member who endorsed spreading coronavirus at Trump rallies.

BEWARE TOTALITARIAN REGIMES IN DEATH PERIL. THEY OFTEN CHOOSE TO MAKE WAR AS THEY DIE:  North Korea’s Ballistic Bluster May Mask Major Epidemic.

LOOK, WE’RE NOT UNDERESTIMATING HIM. NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS ARE SCARED OF ZOMBIES: Tucker Carlson warns Joe Biden is ‘more threatening than he looks’ after Super Tuesday domination.

ANY BANK LIMITING AMERICAN OIL & GAS PRODUCTION MIGHT AS WELL BE DOING PUTIN’S BIDDING:  Wells Fargo third major bank to end Arctic oil investment.

IF THEY TEXT YOU, LIE LIKE A RUG:  How 2020 text campaigns learn from voters’ replies.

WAIT! AOC HAS ADVISERS? YOU KNOW, LAYERS AND LAYERS OF FACT CHECKERS…. LAYERS AND LAYERS OF ADVISERS, AND HER MOUTH IS ON WHILE HER BRAIN IS OFF?  AOC top adviser Corbin Trent exits campaign.

SO, I’M STILL FIGHTING POST-VIRAL SYNDROME (HAVING BEEN SICK MORE OR LESS SINCE NEW YEAR’S, WITH UPS AND DOWNS) WHICH IS WHY I’VE BEEN SOMEWHAT IRREGULAR ON MY SHIFT HERE.  THERE HAVE BEEN OTHER THINGS HAPPENING IN THE HOUSEHOLD THAT THIS MORNING PROMPTED MY HUSBAND TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A RAIN OF FROGS OVER THE BREAKFAST TABLE. UNFORTUNATELY I HEARD RAIN OF FROG. AND IN MY PRE-COFFEE STATE, THINGS HAPPENED IN MY HEAD:  The Rain of Frog.

HAVING READ EXTENSIVELY ON THE BLACK PLAGUE, I’M CONVINCED WITHOUT IT EUROPEAN SOCIETY WOULD HAVE OSSIFIED INTO ITS PRE-PLAGUE PATTERN AND BECOME AKIN TO THE SOCIETIES OF CHINA OR JAPAN IN ITS REVERENCE FOR TRADITION:  Disease and Cold Drive History.

OH, YEAH, ON THAT NOT ALL CULTURES ARE THE SAME THING?  Iran, coronavirus, and faith.

LIKE… WHO DIDN’T? Journalist Who Defended Katie Hill Failed to Disclose He Dated Her.

AND NOW HE’LL GET TO FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER TO THAT ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHAT DOES ONE WEAR TO ONE’S OWN AUTO-DE-FE? IS IT BETTER FLAME RETARDANT OR GASOLINE SOAKED? Socialist Steve Earle: Stop Demonizing Trump Supporters.

CNN MUST APOLOGIZE FOR IMPERSONATING ADULTS:   CNN:  ‘Friends’ Reunion Must Apologize for Problematic Jokes.

KEEP SHINING THE LIGHT ON THE COCKROACHES:  Pittsburgh County Sued Over Dead, Duplicate Registrants on Voter Rolls .

WE KNOW:  My theory on another reason Buttigieg and Klobuchar had no reluctance to drop out.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU:  Barf Challenge: Watch AOC Read the Entire Green New Deal Resolution.

THE POOR MAN. I WAS VERY SORRY TO HEAR OF HIS IMPENDING SUICIDE:  Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton Deposition.

AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? (RUNS):  Why is there any matter in the universe at all? New Sussex study sheds light.

FLOUNCE!  Chris Matthews Abruptly Announces Retirement, Walks Off Set.

YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN SAYING FOR A LONG TIME THAT OUR HOMELESS ARE THE CANARIES IN THE COAL MINE. IF THEY AREN’T DROPPING DEAD LIKE CITIZENS OF WUHAN, YOU TOO ARE PROBABLY SAFE. IF THEY START DROPPING DEAD, WORRY. AND WASH YOUR HANDS:  Wuhan Virus Watch: Los Angeles public health officials worry about coronavirus hitting homeless camps.

WALK TOWARDS THE FIRE. RUN TO THE SOUND OF GUNS. YOU CAN’T TAKE THE CULTURE OR THE NATION BACK BY HIDING UNDER YOUR BED AND WISHING. REMEMBER BREITBART:  “Walk toward the fire” — Andrew Breitbart died 8 years ago.